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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Start packing your bags, because a new study says that Canadians are happier than Americans. On the “global happiness index,” Canada ranks ninth with a 7.6 while the U.S. sits at 17th with a 7.4. But when you take into consideration the current happiness exchange rate, the two are pretty much equal. Now I’m gonna list off seven celebrities. And for each one, I want you to tell me if they’re # Canadian, and thus happier or # American, and thus slightly less happy. If they’re % Canadian, # press one. If they’re % American, # press two. To skip it, press 4. Each one right % gets you 250 U.S. dollars or 262 Canadian. Each one wrong % costs you 250. And you’ve only got 30 seconds. % The faster you answer the better. Let’s get happy! Questions: Jim Carrey Keanu Reeves Pamela Anderson Michael J. Fox Dane Cook John Mayer
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
1st out of 8 and happy to beSubmitted by shma on Wed, 2007-09-05 23:16.
1st out of 8 and happy to be Canadian. 54/64 In your face, 10Submitted by bigdaftal on Thu, 2007-09-06 02:48.
54/64 In your face, 10 dumber than me people! I tryed to blame youSubmitted by scotchydow on Thu, 2007-09-06 05:25.
I tryed to blame you guys(Canadians)for Dane Cook and John Mayer, sorry to you and Cookie. I know you said please stop, but the song is so catchy. Cookie, it isn't that ourSubmitted by YakMeister on Thu, 2007-09-06 08:50.
Cookie, it isn't that our number will drop even more, it's that we'll declare war on Canada and be even less happy now that Molson (Canadian) is now owned by Coors (American). That and there's absolutely no redeeming value to actually ruling Canada. I had no idea PamelaSubmitted by jademyst on Thu, 2007-09-06 10:56.
I had no idea Pamela Anderson was Canadian--can we send her back? Can't we just send Dane CookSubmitted by HavveK on Fri, 2007-09-07 10:58.
Can't we just send Dane Cook to Canada? Damn, I thought we wereSubmitted by BRBTheFireball on Thu, 2007-09-06 12:08.
Damn, I thought we were gonna play "Dead or Canadian?" FINALLY broke $4000! Woo!Submitted by HollyLynn on Thu, 2007-09-06 15:46.
FINALLY broke $4000! Woo! 8/211. I'm a happy Canadian ^.^ Who are all these people???Submitted by bando26 on Thu, 2007-09-06 16:14.
Who are all these people??? Got 6 out of 7, eh? ThanksSubmitted by Journ on Thu, 2007-09-06 20:14.
Got 6 out of 7, eh? Thanks for posting a game for us hosers. Damn, I thought my ex wasSubmitted by Outlaw on Fri, 2007-09-07 19:45.
Damn, I thought my ex was dumber than me, and she's not even canadian. However, I got only 2/7 correct. I'm feeling stoopider by the second... Well, I just stank up theSubmitted by Jillbles on Fri, 2007-09-07 22:40.
Well, I just stank up the place. Maybe I should move this stink to Canada.... I wish I could blame Cook onSubmitted by Game Keeper on Sun, 2007-09-09 00:05.
I wish I could blame Cook on Canada... I probably will anyways. Canada represent. PerfectSubmitted by Haruhifan on Sun, 2007-10-21 03:18.
Canada represent. Perfect score for being in Canada...or something like that. On an aside as I was away and got a new comp so been out of the loop, I saw the note on how the site suffered some losses but is it just me or is the timer on the games moving a bit faster now than norm? Just wondering. Don't you forget about me...I need to go find more anime now... crap. I tried to blame KeanuSubmitted by reachkate on Wed, 2008-02-13 20:41.
crap. I tried to blame Keanu on you people... I knew better than that too! >:( |
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If I thought I had trouble
If I thought I had trouble with American trivia... Sorry, Canada. I'm sure your happiness ranking and the excellence of your maple syrup will console you.