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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, March 5, 2007
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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The physical and emotional stress of around-the-clock blogging can kill you! According to a recent NY Times article, hardcore bloggers are suffering weight fluctuations, sleep disorders, exhaustion - even death. So unshowered, overweight losers who spend all day and night typing at their computers are out of shape? Who knew?! More importantly, did you know that the word “blog” is a combination of the words “web” and “Blog”? It’s called a portmanteau, and THAT’S fascinating! So, I’m going to name off seven words, and for each one, I want you to tell me if it’s # a word formed by combining two other words, a.k.a. a portmanteau, or # just an original word, and not a portmanteau. If it’s % a portmanteau # press 1. If it’s an % original word, not a portmanteau # press 2. And to skip % press 4. Get it right and you get 250 pointlers... a combination of points and dollars. % Get it wrong and you’re shlucked. % And keep an eye on your Swatch. % The faster you go, the quicker you’ll be able to chillax. Go! Questions: motel urinalysis scrimmage cyborg thicket podcast
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I disagree. He is the oneSubmitted by Merricat on Thu, 2008-04-17 04:45.
I disagree. He is the one thing WORSE than obnoxious: he's boring. Redundant. Same post every time, same stupid, boring game of "ha ha lookit me!" Just dull. Please, NIC ban rulez so heSubmitted by miamiandy on Thu, 2008-04-17 09:00.
Please, NIC ban rulez so he stops remaking once you ban him. If we continue we can buildSubmitted by Hannes on Sat, 2008-04-19 08:31.
If we continue we can build a pyramide. Woot! Top of the upsidedownSubmitted by Mort432 on Mon, 2008-07-14 15:03.
Woot! Top of the upsidedown pyramid!!!! (Soon to be flattened again probably >_< Awwww...a dirty-ass tryingSubmitted by geetarcharlie17 on Thu, 2008-04-17 00:32.
Awwww...a dirty-ass trying to be clean. And he thinks he can tell Jellyvision what to do. Awwwww. OMFG like, just STFU && leave us -real- BAMFs alone. You SOFB. It's kinda like what cookie said at the beginning: not really ALL bloggers, but some big-time no-lifes (like you-know-who-Rulz) will eventually rot themselves out. So no need to feed the stupid-ass troll, because eventually all the rest of us will survive in the long run. It's just the way of trolls. They've never won, and never will win at anything in real life. It's all about karma. Yeah, but he IS winning. NotSubmitted by Merricat on Thu, 2008-04-17 04:53.
Yeah, but he IS winning. Not the game, it's obvious he has to look up every answer before actually - ahem - "playing", but he's winning his little psychodrama of "hey, bet you can't ignore me!" And he's actually managing to ruffle a lot of feathers, even though he's just a unshowered, overweight loser who spends all day and night typing at his computer (thank you, cookie) Yeah, I know: I'm writing now too. But I ain't never been the first. And now I'm jumping on the anti-troll wagon. Not going to bother writing about anything but the game from now on. Howzabout you? You know... not everySubmitted by soapyshoes on Thu, 2008-04-17 04:51.
You know... not every portmanteau is also known as some sort of Internet lingo. And also, great job on the score! Oh well, wasn't quite fastSubmitted by CEEtheDinoman on Wed, 2008-04-16 23:19.
Oh well, wasn't quite fast enough! One of these days I'll get good photo evidence. Oh well, here's a little thing backing up what Lee said in the previous DoD. Just some proof, that's all. All someone has to do is jump on as soon as the DoD opens, then wait 'till this first comment comes up, then (Print Screen) & paste in paint, then go quickly to the UberBoard and do thou likewise. Your computer clock should prove it. Just an idea . . . Link proving Lee: Hell, I just use Notepad. ISubmitted by sinusoidally on Wed, 2008-04-16 23:29.
Hell, I just use Notepad. I guess it's less . . . indisputable proofy than a screenshot, but seriously, I can't make this stuff up. And I quote: Submitted by WWEFanRulz on Wed, 2008-04-16 23:05. Submitted by WWEFanRulz on Wed, 2008-04-16 23:09. Submitted by WWEFanRulz on Wed, 2008-04-16 23:13. I don't know what this will accomplish, but there you are. As for my game: 7/7! 2nd out of 6, but, you know . . . Woooo! I know enough about portmanteaus to know they are not also known as internet lingo! Woooooooo! Nice job on the score,Submitted by Merricat on Thu, 2008-04-17 05:01.
Nice job on the score, sinusoidally. I don't whether to chalk mine up to being ESL (EFL, actually), or just generally clueless. Want a job as an English tutor? ;) Sorry for the late reply,Submitted by sinusoidally on Mon, 2008-04-21 23:20.
Sorry for the late reply, but thanks. I actually was an English teacher long ago in a former life . . . doesn't really help me with YDKJ, though. Whenever I see a category about literature or vocabulary, I get way too excited and end up blowing it. I'm a geek that way. I think Jellyfish needs toSubmitted by bak42 on Thu, 2008-04-17 09:52.
I think Jellyfish needs to make it so that either you can't edit posts or when do you do it slaps a line on the post showing who edited it and when. Really? No BOTH button thisSubmitted by Luckybot777 on Thu, 2008-04-17 02:21.
Really? No BOTH button this time? HA... If you can't tell readers, I'm kidding. ~DELI Oddly enough, Cookie,Submitted by Angst on Thu, 2008-04-17 03:33.
Oddly enough, Cookie, 'Hitting Yourself In the Head With A Hammer' is what my Doctor recommends for a headache! @ Deli - Oooh, putting a BOTH in that DoD would have been cruel and unusual punishment (much like WWEFanRulz, I suppose). I have to get someone toSubmitted by njeyeguy on Thu, 2008-04-17 04:53.
I have to get someone to translate my text messages. I don't know any of these damn abbreviations. That's why I don't text. My score reflects that. 3/7 $1689. How that is not last place, I don't know. Interesting photo CEEtheDinoman. You'd think with all this instruction, I'd be able to cheat my way to a better score. But it all seems like a lot of work for fake dollars. That one got me, but good.Submitted by Merricat on Thu, 2008-04-17 04:57.
That one got me, but good. 4/7. This week's gone downhill for me score-wise. Isn't it about time for an episode that makes use of pointless information nesting in the nooks of the over-40 set, hint hint??? 4036$, 7/7, 1/75, managingSubmitted by JST on Thu, 2008-04-17 05:12.
4036$, 7/7, 1/75, managing to outscore the cheating shithead clean once again. At this point, I'm starting to suspect he's a Jellyvision creation to get people talking. You might be onto something,Submitted by videogamer810 on Thu, 2008-04-17 06:06.
You might be onto something, here. :O Heading out to SeaTac today.Submitted by yellowmoon on Thu, 2008-04-17 08:14.
Heading out to SeaTac today. There was a recent NYT crossword too that featured portmanteau "border" towns like Texarkana, Texas and Kanorado, Kansas. Being from Texas, I knewSubmitted by Dixie on Thu, 2008-04-17 11:15.
Being from Texas, I knew about the former. The latter just made me giggle. I always thought portmanteauSubmitted by cooper on Thu, 2008-04-17 13:02.
I always thought portmanteau was a wine whose grapes were stomped exclusively by bare-footed males... Wheeee....7/7....and theSubmitted by elite fencer on Thu, 2008-04-17 13:05.
Wheeee....7/7....and the only reason I got 2053/10,506 was because I kept trying to think of the words that could make up the portmanteau.... Every so often when I playSubmitted by Timberwolf on Thu, 2008-04-17 16:04.
Every so often when I play this game on my old Pentium III, the processor is so slow that it runs the timer in the game at less than half speed. I would get massive point bonuses--but that didn't help, because I could never get 7/7! Anyway, I imagine that's how some of these people are doing it every day. I've got an old (1stSubmitted by lawmonkey on Thu, 2008-04-17 20:21.
I've got an old (1st generation, I think) Mac Mini that I used to play from all the time. The animation and timer were noticeably slower. (The speech never got out of sync, though). I rarely scored below $3K, even when I missed a question or two. I've had to give it up--we switched ISPs and got a wireless DSL modem/router. The mini doesn't have AirPort installed, and I'm not shelling out $80 for them to put it in. You can probably tell the date we switched from the precipitous drop in my scores... ;) 82/218. 6/7 Screwed up onSubmitted by retroman28 on Thu, 2008-04-17 16:34.
82/218. 6/7 Screwed up on thicket...fuck! I keep expecting there to beSubmitted by Game Keeper on Thu, 2008-04-17 23:58.
I keep expecting there to be surprises on this one, and there wasn't... just some easvious words and random other words. By the way, keep coming upSubmitted by Game Keeper on Fri, 2008-04-18 00:04.
By the way, keep coming up with replies to WWE thing -- it's definitely something you can have fun with, rather than the players who just take up space in the comments. wow, I actually got 7/7 andSubmitted by yeah and that on Mon, 2008-04-21 16:32.
wow, I actually got 7/7 and I had no clue what I was doing... SCORE! I got 7/7... been a longSubmitted by StormDragonZ on Sun, 2008-05-18 12:30.
I got 7/7... been a long time since... well, maybe this is my second time with a perfect score, but I got 2nd place... I'm still in shock... Thank you very much for thisSubmitted by trsohbet on Thu, 2008-10-30 16:56.
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I hope you people know your
I hope you people know your Internet lingo aka, portmanteaus. Yup, YDKJ is Infotainment! Score: $4011 ranking 1/5. I think I heard the "F" word in there Cookie so do blurt it out Jellyvision.