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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, March 5, 2007
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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This just in... Fidel Castro is stepping down. Yes, Cuba Is About to Be Castro-ted! Well, sort of. Fidel Castro announced that he’s stepping down yesterday, and his spry yound 76-year-old brother Raul is taking over. You know, it’s time to look back on the man’s life, and as I do so, I think Fidel Castro’s legacy comes down to two things: 1) cigars and 2) that beard! In that spirit... I’m gonna read off seven phrases. For each one, tell me if it # refers to a cigar or if it # refers to a beard. If it’s about a % cigar, # press 1. If it’s about a % beard, # press 2. to skip, press 4. Each one right gets you 250 Cuban pesos. % Get one wrong and 250 pesos float away toward gringo-land. % And this question has about 30 secodns to live. % Ready? Then let’s start a DisOrDat revolution. Whoopee. Questions: name of the 1995 and 1996 U.S. Horse of the Year played special role in Clinton-Lewinski affair last name of FHM’s 2006 World’s Sexiest Athlete one common type is called a Van Dyke common UFO shape slang term for a homosexual’s opposite-sex companion
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Posting a "first" commentSubmitted by tlhinman on Wed, 2008-02-20 00:33.
Posting a "first" comment makes you a tool. Just so you know. Not sure why I was so slow on this one, but 7/7 is good. The game froze for about five seconds just before the first answer came up. Weird. Eh, I've used my tool quotaSubmitted by Dixie on Wed, 2008-02-20 12:48.
Eh, I've used my tool quota for the year. Can't really apologize for that. Mine keeps slowing down periodically. Hasn't froze though. posting "...but 7/7 is good"Submitted by jpw25 on Wed, 2008-02-20 00:49.
posting "...but 7/7 is good" makes you a tool. just so you know. Jellyvision, Not that newsSubmitted by ekweizn on Wed, 2008-02-20 02:58.
Jellyvision, [arcane (adj.): known or understood by very few; mysterious; secret; obscure; esoteric]-courtesy of dictionary.com See what happens whenSubmitted by Angst on Wed, 2008-02-20 03:32.
See what happens when 'YDKJRulez' is banned? (Or rather 'submitted for cathartic password reassignment.') The comments become inane and people start using terms like "Tool" and "Ass"+Noun/Verb, not to mention the dictionary is dragged-out and quoted. How odd. ~Angst~ PS: Cookie, I think the HAT is part of THE UNIFORM. Let's not forget THE UNIFORM. Nahhh, I prefer to think ofSubmitted by drkenfp on Wed, 2008-02-20 05:15.
Nahhh, I prefer to think of it as venting the leftover venom that people had been feeling toward Cheatimus Prime. (Good riddance, I say.) After a few more days, we'll all calm down, sing "Koom-Ba-Yah", and get on to more important business: Asking Jellyvision to get this out of beta! You also forgot the districtSubmitted by NPLDart on Wed, 2008-02-20 05:12.
You also forgot the district in San Francisco named after him. Hmm. Maybe I have that wrong. Aide: But Presidente,Submitted by TechnoPops on Wed, 2008-02-20 11:04.
Aide: But Presidente, America tried to kill you! Castro: Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco! Aide whispers something into his ear. Castro: It's full of what??? Not forgetting CUBA GoodingSubmitted by Angst on Wed, 2008-02-20 08:04.
Not forgetting CUBA Gooding Jr. Where's Monica when you needSubmitted by cooper on Wed, 2008-02-20 09:30.
Where's Monica when you need her??? 21/141 - 7/7 - Slow butSubmitted by Devinoch on Wed, 2008-02-20 12:53.
21/141 - 7/7 - Slow but steady wins the race. I do, in fact, have a goatee. But no cigars, thanks. Can't stand the smell. Not horribly difficult, butSubmitted by Lemming on Wed, 2008-02-20 15:59.
Not horribly difficult, but reading the entire question slowed me down pretty heavily. Normally I clock in at around 17-20 seconds left, thus puppy had me down to 11. I am God today 69/200 yes ISubmitted by jon_longhorn83 on Wed, 2008-02-20 17:27.
I am God today 69/200 yes I hit the magical number! I don't smoke and I don'tSubmitted by kcchan on Wed, 2008-02-20 19:43.
I don't smoke and I don't have a beard... Yeah I got myself a cigarSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Thu, 2008-02-21 00:26.
Yeah I got myself a cigar but not a beard, lol, & what funny green hat is Cookie talking about? Isn't that what the Irish wear? Ha ha ha, Castro-ted good one, & what on earth is that whatchamacallit in that pic? Score: $3804 ranking: 8/255 *coughs* assclown he'sSubmitted by dododummy on Thu, 2008-02-21 19:38.
*coughs* assclown Surely I'm not the only oneSubmitted by furrykef on Thu, 2008-02-21 05:20.
Surely I'm not the only one who thought "Lewinsky" the second that "Cigar" popped up. This was a tough one to doSubmitted by adayinthelyfe on Thu, 2008-02-21 06:49.
This was a tough one to do first thing in the morning...my brain was not working fast enough. Ugh, I so blew that one,Submitted by sakurarocket on Mon, 2008-02-25 17:52.
Ugh, I so blew that one, accidentally pushed beard for the whole Clinton/Lewinsky thing. My fingers just don't want to listen to my brain. |
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First? 2/1! YES. Better luck
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2/1! YES.
Better luck to y'all.