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Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Well, you heard me. Starting next week - no more Daily DisOrDats. I know, I know, it’s sad. Especially for certain people out there who I won’t namez. But fear not, because the weekly YDKJ game will continue... and I’ve got some big news... let me just play this drumroll sound effect here... (SFX: cow moo) DAMMIT Nate! Well, anyway, there will now be TWO full YDKJ episodes each week. OOOOOh! Yeah, look for the message on the web site. And since the Daily DisOrDat is now being silenced, I only thought it appropriate to end with this news story: A New York Teacher is Being Sued for Taping a 4 Year Old Girl’s Mouth Shut. Sure, that sounds horrible, but you have to understand... the child was talking during “quiet time.” Quiet time! It’s one of the most important rules of preschool! When I was in preschool I got my mouth taped shut all the time. You just find new ways to communicate. I’d hum songs. Maybe I should demonstrate... I have some tape here [SFX: tape being pulled off roll] And I’m going to cover my mouth with it. I’m going to hum seven songs. For each I want you to tell me if # I’m humming the song written on the screen, or # I’m humming some different song. If % tha’ts the song # press 1. If % that’s not the song # press 2. And to skip # press 4. Right answers will get you extra credit. % But answer wrong and so help me... i will punish you. % We’ve only got 30 seconds before the bell. % [SFX: tape ripping sound] (muffled) Let’s do this! Questions: “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” “Knick-Knack Paddywhack” “Mary Had a Little Lamb” “Jingle Bells” “Danny Boy” “Camptown Races”
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That was genius. Yet I amSubmitted by Dixie on Thu, 2008-05-15 23:07.
That was genius. Yet I am saddened. D: 1/1... for the first (and last?) time. [edit: Cee beat me. props to you.] enjoy lovelies. Well, I play themSubmitted by CEEtheDinoman on Thu, 2008-05-15 23:20.
Well, I play them immediately. Then comment right after that. However, now, I feel that won't be necessary . . . :( I'm really reminiscing now. Yeah I, too, am kind ofSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Thu, 2008-05-15 23:08.
Yeah I, too, am kind of saddened that this is the final Daily Dis or Dat :( 1 word: sucks! Every action has aSubmitted by CEEtheDinoman on Thu, 2008-05-15 23:10.
Every action has a consquence, I guess. Hope you've learned more than just facts from this. You're not gonna be everyone's favourite person for a while . . . To Jellyvision: Well, it'sSubmitted by geetarcharlie17 on Fri, 2008-05-16 00:05.
To Jellyvision: Well, it's been fun. Thanks for bringing back memories and the oppurtunity to play EVERY single DoD ever created on here. It was nice to discover that there was a little life left in the YDKJ family, enough life to bring it back on the scene. Playing every new YDKJ episode from now on will still breathe life into the good series you are. I'm also glad that other people who have missed this game came back to it as well, along with the new faces that got hooked and found out how fun this can be (especially if there were no cheaters, of course). Thank you, JVision. I'm looking forward to the new YDKJ episodes. To WWEFanRulz and his incarnations past, present, and future: hahaha! no more cheating, bitch! hahaha! Let this be a good rite of passage for the rest of us...you know, the people who actually HAVE lives to live. I'm gonna miss you, Rulz. Not. I like how he referenced youSubmitted by stefenemie on Fri, 2008-05-16 12:32.
I like how he referenced you with the peoplez comment rulz. Well I can only assume they got tired of you and others cheating. I will miss these but I like the full games better anyway. Here's to 2 a week. Daily DOD RIP. Shock and awe or what? WhatSubmitted by Lirael on Fri, 2008-05-16 20:51.
Shock and awe or what? What am I going to do every day at 5 p.m. now? Don't tell me I have to... work? EDIT: The shock has worn off a bit and I've belatedly remembered my manners. Thank you, Jellyvision, for all the wonderful DoDs, which have cheered my workdays enormously. Looking forward to the extra episode, and looking forward even more to a Rulz-free zone. NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!Submitted by KamikazeRomantic on Thu, 2008-05-15 23:23.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!* Oh well, the DoD's have been fun, but there's nothing wrong with 2 whole episodes... now just make some new commericals...hell, just use the old ones, I don't care I miss them. Get on it JellyVision! I see you eating those chicken fingers...now put them down and get back to...work...well, get back to whatever it is you do... *This Noooooo was sponsored by ubernostrum. "UBERNOSTRUM" Hahaha... MySubmitted by Luckybot777 on Fri, 2008-05-16 02:10.
"UBERNOSTRUM" Hahaha... My favorite will ALWAYS be the "Health Food Store Boy Doll." "With, Just pull his string and you'll hear him say, We've got tofu cashi and grilled tampay I ride my bike up and down the bay *Health Food Store Boy Doll, Birkenstock sold separately* Thank you for reading the lyrics with me =) Where's You Don't Hear Jack 2!?! ~DELI newslee ProbablySubmitted by Lirael on Fri, 2008-05-16 02:28.
newslee Probably muesli. tampay Tempeh. No guess about the cashi. Thank you! Edits have/willSubmitted by Luckybot777 on Fri, 2008-05-16 02:36.
Thank you! Edits have/will be made =) ~DELI .. Arg, nevermind, I can't edit, but my memorization of the lyrics have been edited! Deprivation and the divorceSubmitted by retroman28 on Fri, 2008-05-16 11:18.
Deprivation and the divorce spelling one are my favorites. (You even took our K-A-T, now I'm in M-I-S-R-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I just realised the cashi isSubmitted by Lirael on Fri, 2008-05-16 20:52.
I just realised the cashi is probably kashi, which is a grain thing. Bearing in mind of course I've never heard this song (which sounds cool) - I just know far too much about health food. Yeah I am the greatest ofSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Thu, 2008-05-15 23:25.
Yeah I am the greatest of all time! Score: $3912 ranking: 1/9. This is an easy/simple & FINAL Dis or Dat, just listen to what Cookie is humming. I mean who on God's green Earth would tape a child's mouth shut during quiet time? Who DOES that? Have a great week & weekend YDKJ'ers *the skies open* *brightSubmitted by WWEFanRulzsux on Fri, 2008-05-16 00:31.
*the skies open* *bright lights glisten with the "Hallejuah" chorus* *Slow and sweet JAMES EARL JONES VOICE ringing*: Hello, WWEFanRulz, I was sent down from Heaven to counter-troll your wicked, wicked ways for this final Dis or Dat made by the blessed Jellyvision Studios. For the final dis or dat, I have revealed myself this one and possibly only time to not let you, a troll and cheater, have the top spot. I do not intend to reign above all players, but I intend to bring justice into the internet. The reason is I shalt not let trolls walketh this planet thinking that they are the best like you always claim. There are hard working and hard-thinking humans that EARN their scores, as they EARN their successes in real-life. So long story short: I have beaten your score using your own method for one reason -- you need to get a frikkin' life, child! MY RANK at this time: 1/23, $4181. Farewell, my fellow YDKJ players, rejoice in what you truly earn, and remember, HONESTY is always appreciated. Call my name or create yourself as a fellow messenger from God as I have if you see the wicked trolls start to rise again. *vanishes into light, loud storm sounds, light closes* Wait.. I got rank 1/44...Submitted by Luckybot777 on Fri, 2008-05-16 01:50.
Wait.. I got rank 1/44... I'm blown away... what's going on now? I'm so confused.. ~DELI Ok, I'mSubmitted by bobtheinsane on Fri, 2008-05-16 04:52.
Ok, I'm confused: WWEFanRulzsux: 1,250 1,800 3,050 So... in which parallel dimension did you "beat" him? and get $4181? And you confess to cheating to do it? Just do what I did, beat him on fair grounds, more amusing... I mean, come on, it's a quiz about nursery rhymes today... How backwards are you if you felt the need to cheat on this one... But none of this matters as of next week... because full YDKJs are more balanced... There will always be cheaters, but hopefully, at least with full shows, there will be less A) trolling, B) bitching and C) drama... and hopefully more general fun... 'cause you know, I'm fairly sure that's what this place is suppose to be about... no? I was going to ask if we were going to get a YDKJ forum at some point... but judging by the current climate of people here, that would probably just be an exercise in mind-numbing dumbness sadly... Did you enjoy killing theSubmitted by drkenfp on Fri, 2008-05-16 04:01.
Did you enjoy killing the DisOrDat? We didn't enjoy watching you kill it. I HATE YOU FOR RUINING THISSubmitted by schnellnasty on Sat, 2008-05-17 12:55.
I HATE YOU FOR RUINING THIS FOR US I think the best part ofSubmitted by Zero on Thu, 2008-05-15 23:48.
I think the best part of this DoD is that cookie purposely called out WWEFanRulz as a cheater with no life. Fucking Awesome. -Zero "Mark your calendars -Submitted by ekweizn on Fri, 2008-05-16 01:05.
"Mark your calendars - within the next two months, but not on a specific date, we'll be making a major, not-nearly-as-vague announcement about YDKJ." The prophecy has been fulfilled exactly as stated! (Except that this was posted on September 24, 2007) I spent the last 6 months living under a bridge because I sold all my worldly possessions to await your announcement (curiously, I found a way to reach the internet for my daily YDKJ/DoD fix); otherwise, thanks, Jellyvision! thanks for all the goodSubmitted by marcusschmarcus on Fri, 2008-05-16 01:06.
thanks for all the good times jellyvision. easy/simple: this DoD and how i like my ladies. Two full episodes?! NICE!Submitted by dj HaQ on Fri, 2008-05-16 01:15.
Two full episodes?! NICE! That more than makes up for it! 7/7 ahahahaha. What WAS the last one? Sounds like "row, row, rowSubmitted by ekweizn on Fri, 2008-05-16 01:25.
Sounds like "row, row, row your boat". WHY!?! I looked forward toSubmitted by Luckybot777 on Fri, 2008-05-16 01:55.
WHY!?! I looked forward to the Daily DoD... It's how I got my witty Cookie lines for the next day to pummel my friends with... I mean, don't get me wrong, I love that there'll be two episodes a week now... but... really? Hahaha... I caught who Cookie was referring to at the beginning of the game... I guess that theory that so-and-so-rulez is just Cookie messing with us is out the window... or is it? Can they have special DoD on the semi-daily just to surprise us with a nice treat? Or! Or, they can make a new YDKJ game with Cookie as the host! I'd buy it in a heart beat! ~DELI P.S. Still very confused about my 1/44 ranking... Fucking kick ass. two YDKJsSubmitted by bobtheinsane on Fri, 2008-05-16 02:34.
Fucking kick ass. two YDKJs > four daily disordat (as fun as they are). Thanks again for all the groovy game-show fun. Huh, May seems to be theSubmitted by Lemming on Fri, 2008-05-16 03:11.
Huh, May seems to be the bringer of bad news for me this year... First two friends from school die, then my WoW guild dies, and now daily DoDs? BTW Cookie, that dang kid is going to haunt my FREAKING DREAMS. This just in; new worse waySubmitted by bobtheinsane on Fri, 2008-05-16 03:43.
This just in; new worse way to answer a phone at a funeral: "No more Daily DisorDats?! Shit, that's the worse news I've had all year..." You're seriously grouping the death of two friends with a WoW guild and daily DoDs? All the same though, sorry for your losses... May sucks... Nooooo!!!! Say it ain't so!Submitted by Autismmom on Fri, 2008-05-16 03:56.
Nooooo!!!! Say it ain't so! This is the only thing that wakes me up in the morning. I really rely on this :( It's what I do before I look at the BBC and CNN online. And considering how this month has been, this is the ONLY good part of the entire day. 18/61 today and that makes me happy. 192/10948 overall. You prove to this middle aged homeschool mommy with a Masters Degree that I don't have complete mush for a brain. And I got 7/7 today too!!! Course if you get rid of YDNKrulez it can't be all bad.... I'll take two full episodesSubmitted by njeyeguy on Fri, 2008-05-16 04:42.
I'll take two full episodes in trade for daily DoD. That's more than fair. Nice url guys EDIT: By whichSubmitted by bobtheinsane on Fri, 2008-05-16 05:09.
Nice url guys EDIT: By which I mean "endofoneofthegreaterasofmoderninternethistory", before people think I mean "node/557" 7/7, beat RulzSubmitted by snowed in on Fri, 2008-05-16 05:22.
7/7, beat Rulz (legitimately)...this is how every day should start. Except it won't anymore. Thanks a lot, dude. But I'll very much enjoy playing two full eps a week...thank you, Jellyvision! Dang. I get 7/7 but at theSubmitted by Umandsf on Fri, 2008-05-16 06:07.
Dang. I get 7/7 but at the bottom of the list because my keyboard betrayed me. Thanks for the DoD. Can't wait until next week. I sense that if there's everSubmitted by LoudmouthLee on Fri, 2008-05-16 06:12.
I sense that if there's ever a new YDKJ PC game, and they bring back the impossible question, maybe YDKJRulz will be the topic of a question. Dear Jellyvision, Thank you for bringing YDKJ joy back into my life. Although I forgot to log in sometimes to keep score, I have played every single game the day it came out. The dailies will be missed. Hardcore. Your loyal fan, Good grief, I hope not. ThatSubmitted by sinusoidally on Sat, 2008-05-17 21:15.
Good grief, I hope not. That guy got more shoutouts (three or four) than legitimate long-time players of the game (none that I can think of). Mind you, they weren't particularly flattering shoutouts, but still . . . . Yeah, it's the new school ofSubmitted by bobtheinsane on Sun, 2008-05-18 04:49.
Yeah, it's the new school of "fame" thanks to the era of the internet. The most important thing is to be well known. Even if it's for being a well known terrible asshole. Thanks global sense of insecurity. On a side note: Can you actually name "good" "long-term" players? All the names I've seen at the top end of the leader board look like they've cheated their way there. All the legitimate players are just lost amongst the noise... *shrugs* maybe you judge it on those that have actually bothered to buy the games and support the company...? *shrugs* or maybe you stop over thinking and rambling to a tiny board that probably isn't listening anyway... have a good day.... I read it. Ramble on...Submitted by Luckybot777 on Tue, 2008-05-20 01:12.
I read it. Ramble on... while thinking =) ~DELI Thanks for all the greatSubmitted by yellowmoon on Fri, 2008-05-16 06:14.
Thanks for all the great times, daily DisOrDat's. But two full YDKJ episodes per week will be the prettier girl at this ball. You sadden me, Cookie, youSubmitted by bassetluver589 on Fri, 2008-05-16 08:14.
You sadden me, Cookie, you truly do. I'm going to miss the genius random comparisons that you and the writers come up with every day. But hey! There will still be DisOrDats on the two episodes a week to look forward to, right? RIGHT?!? Anyway, 7/7 at 1/107!!! HELL YEAH!!! p.s. I couldn't stop laughing at the last song title. Maybe it'll be a kids song one of these days, with society as it is today. . . Peace! yaaaay! 7/7 :) sad that it'sSubmitted by krissy on Fri, 2008-05-16 08:16.
yaaaay! 7/7 :) Thanks for the ride,Submitted by pennstatephil on Fri, 2008-05-16 08:52.
Thanks for the ride, jellyvision. Yes, that was a ydkj reference. Going out with a bang: 7/7.Submitted by promohthree on Fri, 2008-05-16 09:38.
Going out with a bang: 7/7. Yeehaw. I end the series of DoDsSubmitted by lucyrickyalex on Fri, 2008-05-16 09:52.
I end the series of DoDs with PERFECTION!!!!! 7/7, $3,312, 32/131 (or 31/130 among the class of non-cheaters) Goodbye to the DoDs! GuessSubmitted by Cadillac_Eldorado on Fri, 2008-05-16 10:43.
Goodbye to the DoDs! Guess I'll play whatever you guys put up. "Spreading a little sunshineSubmitted by retroman28 on Fri, 2008-05-16 11:11.
"Spreading a little sunshine into your drab, wretched life" That's what the daily DOD's and episodes have done for me. See you twice a week for our meetings. 7/7 100/143. i've had enough jokes aboutSubmitted by paulietheplumber on Fri, 2008-05-16 11:48.
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Gonna go back and play the game, Rulz? Isn't shouldn't matter if you're "better" at the DoD's, it's only for fun! C'mon! What have you got to lose? And in case you didn't see my previous post (which it'd be nice of you to read), happy birthday!
EDIT: In retrospect, it truly has been awesome, Jellyvision. I know you guys are getting more fan mail than ever before, but I would still like to thank you guys for the amazing ride. Perhaps when maturity returns to the YDKJ players, perhaps then we can get a new influx of dailies (with lots of immature humour!). Whichever way is fine with me though, and I'll be looking forward for your new (hopefully on Thursday) episodes! Awesome alluzion to cheaterz, btw!