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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, March 5, 2007
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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[SFX: gavel hits] Oyez, Oyez! John Grisham has just released his latest novel called “The Appeal.” But it’s not like his 20 previous books... no sir, THIS one is a legal legal thriller! In an AP interview recently, Mr. Super-Rich Legal Thriller Novel guy said he never pays attention to reviews of his books. Which is unfortunate, because I have a review of his latest book right here. It goes a little something like this. (ahem) IT’S ANOTHER LEGAL THRILLER. The end. So, I’m going to name off seven titles. For each one I want you to tell me if it’s # the title of a John Grisham book (and be careful, they all run together), or if it’s # a trick performed by the “Puppetry of the Penis” guys. If it’s % John Grisham # press 1. If it’s % Puppetry of the Penis # press 2. And to skip % doink 4. Poke the right “button” and I’ll release 250 big ones. % Poke the wrong one, and I’ll slap you... for 250. % And this one’s a quick read. % The faster you go, the better it’ll feel when it’s all over. Go! Questions: The Pelican The Boomerang The Chamber The Brain The King of Torts The Atomic Mushroom
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
The first one wasSubmitted by Lirael on Tue, 2008-02-19 00:15.
The first one was diabolically sneaky. Great DoD. Wow... If you don't knowSubmitted by Lemming on Tue, 2008-02-19 00:19.
Wow... If you don't know your Grisham (or your "puppet shafts" or whatever), this is going to hurt... I guess there're some thingsSubmitted by mgldan on Tue, 2008-02-19 00:26.
I guess there're some things on YouTube that even I haven't watched. I can't even begin toSubmitted by tlhinman on Tue, 2008-02-19 00:34.
I can't even begin to express how disturbed I am that I got a perfect score. What in the hell is thisSubmitted by WWEdeadman on Tue, 2008-02-19 02:34.
What in the hell is this puppetry of the penis, or whatever that's called. and 44/44 How lucky you are never toSubmitted by Lirael on Tue, 2008-02-19 02:49.
How lucky you are never to have heard of it. It's puppetry. Using penises. you mean you can't complainSubmitted by Zazul on Tue, 2008-02-19 05:12.
you mean you can't complain about it being US-centric?! Well, John Grisham isSubmitted by Lirael on Tue, 2008-02-19 15:27.
Well, John Grisham is American... 7/77 i must umm errrr knowSubmitted by jon_longhorn83 on Tue, 2008-02-19 06:42.
7/77 i must umm errrr know my penis trick which is mentally disturbing and have never seen the penis dudes either. I need a Molson already gonna be one of the days ya know! Woo! 7/7, but slow becauseSubmitted by Dixie on Tue, 2008-02-19 06:47.
Woo! 7/7, but slow because it's early in the a.m. 11/80. By God, I want Nate to sing Happy Birthday to me. D: Yeah this was aSubmitted by YDKJRulz on Tue, 2008-02-19 10:47.
Yeah this was a fairly/simple Dis or Dat & I've read some/most of John Grisham's books. Yeah Cookie go ahead & shape your genitals into the #1! Score: $4080 ranking: 4/118. Yeah, that was a fairly simple/easy password to guess, wasn't it? "Cheater" is a pretty common term. Unfortunately, when Nate was going in to assign you a special icon to denote your being extra awesome, he accidentally blocked your account forever. We can't figure out how to unblock it! Fortunately, through this, we learned how to block people in the future, should anyone with a different log-in name try to actually cheat, or just be annoying thinking they're being funny. Have a great day! -Jellyvision i have a feeling they forgotSubmitted by eklynx on Tue, 2008-02-19 11:41.
i have a feeling they forgot to disable the 'recover lost password' feature for someone Ahhhhh! AHHHHHHHHHH! - Jellyvision Dammit, Jellyvision. >:(Submitted by videogamer810 on Tue, 2008-02-19 18:30.
Dammit, Jellyvision. >:( Oy. The leech is back. CanSubmitted by Devinoch on Tue, 2008-02-19 10:59.
Oy. The leech is back. Can you simply delete that lamer's account? Anyhow, 6/7, 39/122 - I, like the majority of us who don't cheat, jumped wrong on the first one. Sneaky bastards... ...I haven't read much ofSubmitted by Dixie on Tue, 2008-02-19 11:57.
...I haven't read much of John Grisham and guessed. Now I feel bad. D: OK. 7/7 $3565 withoutSubmitted by drkenfp on Tue, 2008-02-19 14:57.
OK. 7/7 $3565 without cheating because I sacrificed time for being careful. And I didn't cheat. And I feel good about myself, even though I haven't seen any puppenis tricks (well, except in my clinic, where I usually hand out antibiotics for such tricks...) 3/7 178/184. That's aboutSubmitted by retroman28 on Tue, 2008-02-19 15:51.
3/7 178/184. That's about right considering I know as much about Grisham as I do about Penis Puppet tricks. Such a waste considering I'm playing fully awake today. 20/235 woo-hoo! I thinkSubmitted by wisco teach on Tue, 2008-02-19 21:18.
20/235 woo-hoo! I think that's the best I've done since the CD-ROMs. I must admit I didn't evenSubmitted by Game Keeper on Tue, 2008-02-19 22:13.
I must admit I didn't even think of the "forgot your password" idea. Maybe that's why I got 4 out of 7 on this DisOrDat. "jumped wrong on the first one" -- I do this too. Even when I know it should be the second one... it's just looks so good, with a 1, and a choice. (Also, thanks for editting your sig) That last one could haveSubmitted by xphile1002 on Tue, 2008-02-19 22:16.
That last one could have been a both. Ewww...grossed myself out on that. Six of Seven, which isn'tSubmitted by QuantumKitsune on Thu, 2008-02-21 21:42.
Six of Seven, which isn't bad for having NEVER HEARD OF EITHER OF THESE PEOPLE. Wow 7 out of 7 oh yeah, I'mSubmitted by sakurarocket on Mon, 2008-02-25 17:46.
Wow 7 out of 7 oh yeah, I'm the best dis or dat player ever, I'm teh r0x0rz. Sorry, couldn't help myself. Wish I would have been around earlier to see this whole cheater thing unfold. It really ended quite amusingly. As far as the way Jellyvision handled the whole thing, cheers! :) My score totally wentSubmitted by BRBTheFireball on Tue, 2008-04-22 12:06.
My score totally went limp... 4 out of 506... massiveSubmitted by StormDragonZ on Wed, 2008-05-21 17:06.
4 out of 506... massive reader of the Grisham books so I'd know which were which. Definitely one of my best and already well in knowledge DoD. Thank you very much for thisSubmitted by trsohbet on Thu, 2008-10-30 16:37.
Thanks You temizlikSubmitted by sanane on Mon, 2008-11-03 15:17.
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6/7. Got tripped up with the
6/7. Got tripped up with the first one, and you know it. F'kin tricky questions.