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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, March 5, 2007
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Hmm... [typing] let’s see what’s in the news... What? New iPods!? % Steve Jobs unveiled the new line-up of iPods last week. [almost pained] They’re so pretty. And high tech. Why did I buy one of the old iPods three weeks ago?! I want one of the NEW ones. [almost to self] Maybe if this one broke. [sfx: Cookie violently smashing iPod against something, then, unconvincingly...] Oh...no... my iPod. % Let’s get through this quick, I’ve got to get to the Apple store. I’m going to throw out seven names, and for each I want you to tell me if it’s # a type of iPod, # a Christopher Walken movie, or # both. If it’s an % iPod % press 1. If it’s % Walken % press 2. If it’s % both % press 3. And to skip to the next track % press 4. Each right answer will impress your friends % But answer wrong and feel ripped off by the dramatic price drop. % You’ve got 30 seconds before your battery completely craps out. % Let’s see... menu.... games.... let’s go! Questions: Nano Click Touch Shuffle Envy Classic
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
He was working on thatSubmitted by Lirael on Wed, 2007-09-12 00:20.
He was working on that impersonation for a week? Huh. Sounded more like Bill Clinton to me. It's the new iPod that wasSubmitted by MowDownJoe on Wed, 2007-09-12 07:58.
It's the new iPod that was announced... haven't you heard about this phoneless iPhone? It was on the news! Does the impression soundSubmitted by ekweizn on Wed, 2007-09-12 03:44.
Does the impression sound more like Christopher Walken or Kermit the Frog? Kinda Kermit DOING anSubmitted by Angst on Wed, 2007-09-12 04:04.
Kinda Kermit DOING an impression of Walken... You do realize that if Christopher passes-away one day the headlines would read: "Dead man, Walken." :/ More like Kermit doingSubmitted by FXWizard on Wed, 2007-09-12 06:52.
More like Kermit doing Martin the Martian doing Walken. HATE BOTHS!!! BTW: CookieSubmitted by WWEdeadman on Wed, 2007-09-12 05:50.
HATE BOTHS!!! 3/121. Sounds good. ThisSubmitted by DJ Samurai on Wed, 2007-09-12 08:27.
3/121. Sounds good. This still doesn't make up for the LACK OF QUESTION TYPES THOUGH!!!!!!! 4/7, $1,673--a sad score forSubmitted by jademyst on Wed, 2007-09-12 09:48.
4/7, $1,673--a sad score for someone who not only has an iPod, but has met Christopher Walken in person(really nice guy, not at all as creepy as his movie roles would have you think). :( That was the best "KermitSubmitted by TriptychR on Wed, 2007-09-12 10:03.
That was the best "Kermit the Frog Doing an Impression of Christopher Walken" impression I have ever heard! Jeff Davis (formerly ofSubmitted by QuantumKitsune on Wed, 2007-09-12 10:38.
Jeff Davis (formerly of Whose Line Is It Anyway?), however, does kickass Walken impersonations. NotJustAZero, what theSubmitted by Media Brad on Wed, 2007-09-12 16:54.
NotJustAZero, what the Appleites do is buy after a new product comes out, before it gets old. Read the rumors and hold off on buying products that are due for a refresh. It sucks, but they always come out with something flashy that may be worth the wait. We can't get iPhones in Canada, so a touch iPod sounds good. I actually don't know whoSubmitted by Timoluege on Thu, 2007-09-13 06:02.
I actually don't know who Christopher Walken is. And I don't own an Ipod. Still got 7/7... More like Kermit the FrogSubmitted by showofhands on Fri, 2007-09-14 11:34.
More like Kermit the Frog meets Christopher Walken meets William Shatner in a wind tunnel. "To be fair, Kevin Pollak is an amazing comedian. He does impressions. Jack Nicholson. Christopher Walken. William Shatner. You know, all the hard ones." LIsa Lampanelli (Comedy's Queen of Mean), The Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner And with that I'm in the topSubmitted by Jeff Paine on Sat, 2007-09-15 11:48.
And with that I'm in the top 100 overall My ranking isSubmitted by theonecurlyfry on Sat, 2007-10-27 12:29.
My ranking is 1227/whatever. I don't want to move up! (Game rank: 19/whatever) Hold up a sec, wasn'tSubmitted by Samson Effect on Fri, 2007-11-09 19:30.
Hold up a sec, wasn't Christopher Walken in "Click?" Or does it not count because he wasn't the lead actor? Who took all my razor bats??Submitted by stefenemie on Sat, 2008-05-03 03:59.
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damnit, my finger
damnit, my finger slipped...i hate myself. but cookie's impersonation sucked. sorry.