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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Well, unless you think “brackets” is a vitamin deficiency, you’re probably aware that the N.C.A.A. basketball tournament is almost over. And once again I came in last in our office pool. I swear, our intern Nate wins every f*cking office pool we have. (NATE: You still owe me 20 bucks, Cookie.) OKAY NATE THANK YOU. I GOT IT! THANK YOU! So, in honor of this insane month of March, I’m going to throw out seven names. % For each I want you to tell me if it’s... # an N.C.A.A. basketball tournament team mascot, or... # a cereal mascot. If it’s... % a Tournament mascot, # press 1. If it’s % a cereal mascot, # press 2. And to skip, % press 4. Each correct answer gets you 250 dollars. A brick will cost you 250. % And the shot clock will be ticking. % The faster you answer all seven, the more bonus points you’ll get. Let’s hit the floor! Questions: Tony the Tiger Sonny the Cuckoo Bird Lucky the Leprechaun Alphie the Wolf Coco the Monkey Baldwin the Eagle
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
WHo the hell is hookie bird?Submitted by HsitH on Fri, 2007-03-30 01:25.
WHo the hell is hookie bird? Hmm... I Google'd "HookieSubmitted by apeminkie on Fri, 2007-03-30 08:35.
Hmm... I Google'd "Hookie Bird" and it asked me rather obnoxiously: So, like a fool, I clicked it and lo and behold I learn that s/he is the official mascot for Virginia Tech. It's the one on the left, in case of confusion, or just ignorance: Someone got here first!Submitted by ThePinkFaerie on Fri, 2007-03-30 02:49.
Someone got here first! There's no pressy stuck to my monitor! ;o) For the first time, ImSubmitted by James Bye on Fri, 2007-03-30 04:03.
For the first time, Im actually #1. I know it wont last long, but at least I can say I got there... w00t w00t 7/7!! I knew allSubmitted by Naoki7 on Fri, 2007-03-30 05:15.
w00t w00t 7/7!! I knew all those hours of browsing the cereal aisle when I was a kid would pay off someday... woot 5th, like that willSubmitted by bontakun on Fri, 2007-03-30 06:14.
woot 5th, like that will last long though :/ 6/7. I eat way too muchSubmitted by ThemePark on Fri, 2007-03-30 08:21.
6/7. I eat way too much cereal. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...average", lol. Now who took my tattoo from under my screen?! I have the top bonus if thatSubmitted by apeminkie on Fri, 2007-03-30 08:30.
I have the top bonus if that accounts for anything! Oh, no? It doesn't? Well, shucks... 54 of 143. $4,096 P to the ESubmitted by QuantumKitsune on Fri, 2007-03-30 08:36.
54 of 143. Woot! My first 7/7 in aSubmitted by Umandsf on Fri, 2007-03-30 09:28.
Woot! My first 7/7 in a ridiculously long time. I should probably slow down like I did here to do better. 6/7 - My tattoo was actuallySubmitted by Devinoch on Fri, 2007-03-30 09:41.
6/7 - My tattoo was actually on the bottom of my PC case, and it was of "Welcome Back, Kotter." Somehow I think it's expired. So sayeth the Devinoch. This DisOrDat was all aboutSubmitted by MowDownJoe on Fri, 2007-03-30 10:25.
This DisOrDat was all about Nate. Cookie: "I swear, our intern Nate win every F*#%ing time!" Anyway, 6/7. Messed up on the Cocoa Puffs mascot. It slipped my mind for a minute. 6/7. I know nothing aboutSubmitted by Drew on Fri, 2007-03-30 10:30.
6/7. I know nothing about sports, but I do have some knowledge of food! Alright! Ack, another toughie forSubmitted by njsykora on Fri, 2007-03-30 10:42.
Ack, another toughie for little un-American me. Still crushed it for 5/7 though. This was waaaaay too easy. ISubmitted by StrikerObi on Fri, 2007-03-30 10:48.
This was waaaaay too easy. I can't believe I got 6/7. I feel like a moron. 6/7. Hrmmm... I thoughSubmitted by DLWormwood on Fri, 2007-03-30 10:48.
6/7. Hrmmm... I though Alfie The Wolf was Cookie Crisp's new mascot. (They got rid of the burglar and his dog.) -- 7/7! Ranked 16! Holy crap! ISubmitted by Bulados on Fri, 2007-03-30 11:56.
7/7! Ranked 16! Holy crap! I don't think I've ever gotten 7/7 before. I don't know crap about college mascots, but damned if I don't know my cereal. That is correct, according to someone other than JMChurch. Perfect 7. Rank 47. I fail. :Submitted by ayv26 on Fri, 2007-03-30 15:04.
Perfect 7. I fail. :< 7 of 7, 8 out of 343. It'sSubmitted by jmenjes on Fri, 2007-03-30 16:44.
7 of 7, 8 out of 343. It's awesome with a capital A. Wooo, my school's mascotSubmitted by GIIRyudo on Fri, 2007-03-30 19:22.
Wooo, my school's mascot "Alfie the Wolf" was featured 4/7!!!!!!! Where's theSubmitted by dododummy on Fri, 2007-03-30 22:02.
4/7!!!!!!! Where's the frieken tatoo?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... Apparently you can play theSubmitted by healthstudent on Sat, 2007-03-31 10:58.
Apparently you can play the game up until almost the very end, watch what the answers are, then close your window right before the game ends. Then reopen and play again knowing what all the answers are. It doesn't save your score until you finish. Cheaters suck at life. Hey ow... I would probablySubmitted by Game Keeper on Sat, 2007-03-31 21:19.
Hey ow... I would probably end up owing him money if this was my score. All right! An appearance bySubmitted by dascott on Sat, 2007-03-31 23:29.
All right! An appearance by Nate! Thank God I'm well-versed inSubmitted by Charliew77 on Sun, 2007-04-01 10:35.
Thank God I'm well-versed in breakfast cereals. Although it took me a couple extra seconds to determine Coco the Monkey as a cereal mascot. And I actually know a COUPLE of Jacks, thank you very much. Well, this ruins mySubmitted by showofhands on Sun, 2007-04-01 14:35.
Well, this ruins my birthday. Bricked on "Lucky the Leprechaun", one of the EASIEST GED-level answers in the DisOrDat, and cost myself at least a hundred spots on the scoreboard. Ouch. If you know the cerealSubmitted by Brutal Brian on Mon, 2007-04-02 23:00.
If you know the cereal mascots, this is by far the EASIEST dis or dat ever. Hence my 7 out of 7 score..... Why do I fail at all Dis orSubmitted by MrCyborg on Sat, 2007-04-14 21:55.
Why do I fail at all Dis or Dats but rock at all the episodes? 806/827 WOOOOO! I sure as hell ateSubmitted by MCP4Life on Wed, 2007-05-09 17:08.
WOOOOO! I sure as hell ate my WHEATIES today. My excellent experiences with cereals (aside the fact that it's incorporated in the most important meal of the day: breakfast)have finally paid off!!! Who needs basketball, not me :) Oh Hell, I'm rankedSubmitted by Uberman5000 on Wed, 2007-05-23 12:35.
Oh Hell, I'm ranked 666/1000. That's very creepy Well at least I'm naked. AndSubmitted by stefenemie on Sat, 2008-03-15 19:30.
Well at least I'm naked. And covered in bees. |
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Easy to see why I lost on my
Easy to see why I lost on my office pool too. Zoinks