Monday, September 22, 2008
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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Friday, September 19, 2008
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Party like it's Jack 99.
Monday, September 15, 2008
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Antepenultimate Jack!
 
Monday, September 22, 2008
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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, April 21, 2008
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Nate's Final Episode
Monday, April 16, 2007
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And on the seventh day, Jack was arrested.
 
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
Friday, May 16, 2008
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Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
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One, um... one... uh... DisOrDat.
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  Moose. Floppy nose moose.

Ahhh .. Top of the world.. I

Ahhh .. Top of the world.. I shall enjoy this moment for the res.. wait what do you mean while i was typing someone else beat my score. Ahh Crud!

played this one just a

played this one just a second ago.What was was that after the 23 question i got it wrong and had 23 dollars left

One of the first six to

One of the first six to play.... and I rank fifth.

That's a new level of suckage for me.

*mutters* Stupid Road Runner question...

Haha, I had to guess all of

Haha, I had to guess all of the Jack Attacks ones... :(

This was good, but I sucked

This was good, but I sucked at it. I got saved only 'cause I knew all the Jack Attack ones. So yeah, enjoy this one.

Ah, a perfect score on Weird

Ah, a perfect score on Weird Al saves me from debt. So often the other way around...

Jack Attack, once again,

Jack Attack, once again, worth too much in a 7-question game. Especially since there's a timer in all the other questions.

Jack Attack = slam

Jack Attack = slam dunk
DisOrDat = air ball

I'll go even further... Main

I'll go even further...
Main game = Air Ball
Jack Attack = Nothing but net!

Some of the main questions

Some of the main questions were brutal, but it was all worth it for the Attack. Given I guessed a few of them before I even saw them show up after I saw the clue.

yay! my newest low! 43/43

yay! my newest low! 43/43

oh my im not last! i went in

oh my im not last! i went in to a twilightzone then..... didnt have a clue...

...and Weird Al SAVES MY

...and Weird Al SAVES MY STINKIN' BACON.

Yay Weird Al!!!

Yay Weird Al!!!

I'm thankful for the Jack

I'm thankful for the Jack Attack on Weird Al.

Add me to the "Thank God for

Add me to the "Thank God for the Jack Attack!" crowd.

And me as well.

And me as well.

Thank you Dwight Schrute for

Thank you Dwight Schrute for introducing me to the neti pot!

Aw, stick it in your ear!

Aw, stick it in your ear!

Does your girlfriend have a

Does your girlfriend have a big butt?
So shrink it, shrink it,
So I can get right down and dink it!

Baby got Jack!

("Baby Got Jack" by "Weird Al" Yankovic)

That wasn't Weird Al, but

That wasn't Weird Al, but ok.

That was a superb episode.

That was a superb episode. The only person I can be mad about for my dismal score is myself, or the demon that has taken residence in my index finger and presses the wrong answers when I absolutely know what the right one is. He usually shows up during Dis or Dat.

Weird Al, misspelled french

Weird Al, misspelled french words (It's actually "Trompe l'oeil"), OMIGODTWENTYTHREE, and Tony Danza.

I'm OK with it. Lots of fun.

And it's not because I'm french and stupid.

That was pretty good, I

That was pretty good, I enjoyed all of it. It made me smile. Not like when I see a pretty girl, either. Different type of smile.

I...I'm not proud of what I

I...I'm not proud of what I just did.

My brain just suddenly clicked during the Attack and I nailed them all in quick succession, after losing $28k.

Like many of you, I was

Like many of you, I was saved by the Jack Attack. My love for Weird Al kept me from a negative score.

I did quite well this time.

I did quite well this time. But let me tell you Tony Danza, go get a new name! So sayeth the Devinoch!

Nerdy commemt----> Weird Al

Nerdy commemt----> Weird Al did not do "Baby Got Jack". Don't listen to limewire (or anyother illegal music sharing...thing).

Jack Attack saved my life,

Jack Attack saved my life, thank God i have a nerdy brother who annoyed me with all that Weird Al junk. Thank you Benjamin.

Thank the almighty for

Thank the almighty for actually listening to Weird Al. And thank the almighty for the return of YDKJ. May it live long and prosper!

Great game, especially

Great game, especially question 5. Not only was the question good, but the four choices were very enjoyable! I loved that they all rhymed or otherwise sounded alike. And the sound effect at the end? Pure gold. Way to write the perfect question! I mean, I got it wrong, but I had a great time.

I've been praying for the

I've been praying for the ridiculously long question setups to come back in force, and here I see the first signs of that happening. Your goal is to break the two minute mark. Trust me, the extra download time will be worth it.

61st? That's some crap. Oh

61st? That's some crap. Oh well. I pwned the Jack Attack.

Best...Jack

Best...Jack Attack...ever...7/7

Highest personal score yet

Highest personal score yet for a full game! (20k+, 35th place as of this this writing) Yup, I have a bunch of "Weird" Al songs in iTunes...

Was I seeing things or did my login name appear during the Jack Attack? (Did it do this for other players, or was "DLWormwood" hardcoded into this week's game?)

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I'm just better... A Better Friend, that is.

My Jack Attack showed

My Jack Attack showed DLWormwood. Looks like another user shoutout!

...And I actually know a COUPLE of Jacks, thank you very much.

Mine said Stan. Is there a

Mine said Stan. Is there a Stan on here? It's certainly not me.

Gottlieb does a pretty good

Gottlieb does a pretty good Borat impression.

11th as of this writing. I'm

11th as of this writing. I'm loving this game. Hard to believe it's been 4 months since the return of Jack.

...And I actually know a COUPLE of Jacks, thank you very much.

#3 overall. Jack Attack was

#3 overall. Jack Attack was easy, so was the dis or dat.

I wonder how long I'll stay there.......

Ruled the attack, didn't do

Ruled the attack, didn't do too well in the main game. Placed 100th.

Did you miss me?? Not too

Did you miss me?? Not too bad actually! Loved the Jack Attack! That is correct, according to JMChurch!

I really dislike Tony Danza-

I really dislike Tony Danza- I'll add my wrong answer to the list of reasons.

Damn! I sucked!

Damn! I sucked!

Dunno if this has been

Dunno if this has been posted already, but "White & Nerdy" was a parody of "Ridin' Dirty", not just "Rydin'"

who knew watching my yoga

who knew watching my yoga teacher demonstrate how to use a neti pot would generate anything other than nausea and general discomfort?

OMG since I am such a big

OMG since I am such a big Weird Al fan, I got all those last ones right, giving me 12,000...yes...I was in the negatives.....

Arrrrgh! Curse you Tony

Arrrrgh! Curse you Tony Danza!

Ya, I didn't get a normal

Ya, I didn't get a normal question right, scored 4/7 on the DisorDat, but I cleaned house on Weird Al. Thank you, UHF

You too?!? Small world we

You too?!? Small world we live in! I think I got a few of the regular quesitons right, but I was also 4/7 on the DisorDat and perfect on the Attack as well. Maybe I need to use that "neti pot" in my nose to clean out my head...

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