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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, March 5, 2007
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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My my my, it’s been a tough couple of weeks for Dick Cheney. He was almost hit by a bomb in Afghanistan. His staff keeps getting called into court. And Congress is working on a bill to dramatically cut funding for the war in Iraq. If things get much worse, Cheney is going to have return to his home planet to recharge his powers in the dark fires of Krakazorg. So... I’m going to read you a list of seven items. For each one, you need to tell me if it’s... # something associated with Dick Cheney... # something associated with Darth Vader, # or both. If it’s... % about Dick, # press 1. If it’s... % about Darth, # press 2. If it... % pertains to bothg gentlemen... # press 3. And to skip it and take your chances later, press 4. Each correct answer nets you 250 force credits. Each wrong answer gives 250 to the dark side. Oh, and you only have 30 seconds to save the Republic. May the force be with you. Questions: childhood nickname: “Ani” killed friend and mentor shot friend in face condones torture to gain intel on rebels unit on chest monitors respiration device in chest monitors heart function
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
w00t 7/7! Only because Im aSubmitted by James Bye on Tue, 2007-04-03 23:33.
w00t 7/7! Only because Im a big Star Wars fan. And yes, "both" is funny. Demented, sad, and true... but still funny Possibly my worstSubmitted by tlhinman on Wed, 2007-04-04 00:32.
Possibly my worst performance ever, which is too bad since this one was particularly funny. my first 7/7! I can'tSubmitted by eliot on Wed, 2007-04-04 01:22.
my first 7/7! I can't believe how long it took me to decide on the final one. "Device in chest thatSubmitted by CaptainSpam on Wed, 2007-04-04 01:27.
"Device in chest that regulates heartbeat" was like a slap in the face after I said to myself, "No, wait, Cheney's isn't respiration! Idiot!" Still, great DisOrDat. Yeah, in all honesty, thisSubmitted by DrChuck on Wed, 2007-04-04 03:01.
Yeah, in all honesty, this was an easy 7/7. Pity that I freaked out in exactly the same way that CaptainSpam freaked out. But that's still quite solid stuff. Keep writing the good ones, guys. Why the HELL did I answerSubmitted by Jacoby on Wed, 2007-04-04 05:52.
Why the HELL did I answer "both" for #7?!? I'm going to have to hand in my Geek License... A little easy, but this oneSubmitted by StrikerObi on Wed, 2007-04-04 06:41.
A little easy, but this one was hilarious. 7/7 and I'm #7/121! w00t 7/7! Only because Im aSubmitted by sea silver on Sat, 2008-03-22 09:05.
I'm handing in my geekSubmitted by njsykora on Wed, 2007-04-04 08:29.
I'm handing in my geek licence too. I said both for friend and mentor AND got shot in face wrong. 5 out of 7. Laughing tooSubmitted by pacdude on Wed, 2007-04-04 08:39.
5 out of 7. Laughing too hard, fingers slipped. Wishing someone for "theSubmitted by apeminkie on Wed, 2007-04-04 08:44.
Wishing someone for "the force to be with them" is one thing. Proceding to get a FOUR-out-of-SEVEN is another thing. Not much of a Star-Wars fan,Submitted by Umandsf on Wed, 2007-04-04 10:00.
Not much of a Star-Wars fan, but I knew all the answers right after I selected my response. A little to late there. Definitely deserved better than 4/7. One of my favorite DisOrDatsSubmitted by Xeneizes on Wed, 2007-04-04 10:22.
One of my favorite DisOrDats yet. Definetly. 102/205. The force is notSubmitted by dangerousnerd on Wed, 2007-04-04 10:37.
102/205. The force is not with me. I hestitated on "StillSubmitted by Drew on Wed, 2007-04-04 11:00.
I hestitated on "Still Alive" lol Me too. I'm pretty sureSubmitted by QuantumKitsune on Wed, 2007-04-04 13:29.
Me too. I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney is a zombie, which means he's undead, not living. And there is also the slight question of whether or not 'still alive' can be qualified for by a completely fictional character. Still, 7 of 7 and 90th place ain't bad. 7/7 gets me 36/218. TheSubmitted by Devinoch on Wed, 2007-04-04 11:02.
7/7 gets me 36/218. The Force is strong in this one. So sayeth the Devinoch. Man, what was I thiking...Submitted by TheExtremist on Wed, 2007-04-04 13:39.
Man, what was I thiking... both for "shot friend in face"? Complete idiocy on my behalf. 6/7 - 99/269 Wow, 5/7 and I am a hugeSubmitted by JMChurch on Wed, 2007-04-04 19:42.
Wow, 5/7 and I am a huge star wars nut! Oh well, it happens! That is correct, according to JMChurch! A 7/7 I had. This DisOrDatSubmitted by ElNarez on Thu, 2007-04-05 12:03.
A 7/7 I had. This DisOrDat amazing is. And speaking like Yoda really geeky is. Lol. I hesitated on "StillSubmitted by scottnak on Fri, 2007-04-06 04:58.
Lol. I hesitated on "Still alive" too. I'm number 5 out of 580,Submitted by pinkiemissc on Sat, 2007-04-07 12:45.
I'm number 5 out of 580, awesome Photo curse! Cheney's planeSubmitted by fiveoclockrock on Fri, 2007-04-13 10:41.
Photo curse! Cheney's plane hits bird... So, 6/7. Stupid "device onSubmitted by Tinkster on Fri, 2007-04-13 13:07.
So, 6/7. Stupid "device on chest" question. ok I missed two and I am aSubmitted by kilroy220 on Wed, 2007-04-18 22:18.
ok I missed two and I am a Star Wars fan! 7/7, biotches! and I usuallySubmitted by JDspeeder1 on Wed, 2007-05-16 21:23.
7/7, biotches! and I usually choke on ones with "or both." I also hesitated on "still alive," or I would've broken $3000. and Darth is a title, not aSubmitted by JDspeeder1 on Wed, 2007-05-16 21:26.
and Darth is a title, not a name. I am the Queen Geek who spawns baby, geek larvae. 91/1514 I never knew I wasSubmitted by helen_sarah on Mon, 2007-05-21 15:20.
91/1514 I never knew I was such a huge Star Wars fan... w00t!!! First 7/7 and now imSubmitted by AlexMitchell08 on Tue, 2007-05-29 16:15.
w00t!!! First 7/7 and now im #23 in da WORLD!!! lol that was great! I still like playing thisSubmitted by slakr on Sat, 2007-09-01 22:24.
I still like playing this one-- that's how freakin' good it is. I am the King of the world,Submitted by fischtj79 on Sun, 2007-11-04 17:08.
I am the King of the world, oh you mean someone already claimed that, damn. Bullshit! Device on chestSubmitted by jkp1187 on Mon, 2008-03-10 12:42.
Bullshit! Device on chest monitors heart applies to both Dick AND Darth! wondering how to make DickSubmitted by pv on Mon, 2008-04-07 12:48.
wondering how to make Dick Cheney relax was quite funny and interesting!Was able to make 5 on 7!Pretty easy a game! exciting and enlightening! awsome 7/7 I am a Star WarsSubmitted by rice1111 on Fri, 2008-05-02 17:22.
awsome 7/7 I am a Star Wars geek also. 42nd out of over 2,900Submitted by StormDragonZ on Wed, 2008-05-14 15:36.
42nd out of over 2,900 people... not too shabby. i like the old ydkj computerSubmitted by cdw01201970 on Fri, 2008-07-25 14:38.
i like the old ydkj computer game batter I wish you luck,Submitted by web tasarım on Mon, 2008-09-22 04:37.
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"Both" is funny. Sad, but funny.