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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Warning: grammatical errors,Submitted by ceemonkey on Mon, 2007-04-23 10:51.
Warning: grammatical errors, clichés, run-on sentences, and bad style abound. Otherwise, it's a peachy little write-up.
While I do appreciate youSubmitted by Tweak on Mon, 2007-04-23 18:28.
While I do appreciate you taking the time to read my article, you could always post your comments in the comment section at the bottom of the article. I am always looking for ways to improve, and I am sure there are some grammatical errors, but 'bad style abound' just doesn't make any sense. There is no 'bad style' to the article, and considering it was just a five minute write-up at three in morning, I didn't see the point of adding anything amazing to it. I still do appreciate and respect your comment, though, All I ask is next time, could you leave at the page so I can make sure I get it? Thank you. I left the comment hereSubmitted by ceemonkey on Mon, 2007-04-23 23:47.
I left the comment here because it was a caveat to others visiting the article. Frankly, I thought I was being nice by not being the lone party pooper on the AC article. Also, I subscribe to the philosophy of "lurk before you comment." By bad style, I meant you had trouble following a consistent writing style: AP Style, Chicago Style, MA Style, Kate Turabian, etc.—not that you need to follow some established standard style, but you should at least try to be consistent. I didn't mean "stylization" or whatever you interpreted that to mean. The review does read a little bit like a book report, so take from that what you will.
I think it was meant to beSubmitted by chelanxar on Tue, 2007-04-24 09:00.
I think it was meant to be like a book report. Either way, I enjoyed reading the article. It was informative for first time players, and gave good examples of the different modes. And yes, it went meant to beSubmitted by Tweak on Sun, 2007-04-29 15:32.
And yes, it went meant to be like a book report. Just straight forward and to the point. I knew I wasn't going to get paid for this one, so I just whipped something up quickly. Given more time, I probably could have made flair more. ~Tweak That makes sense. And asSubmitted by Tweak on Sun, 2007-04-29 15:30.
That makes sense. And as for the writing style, I really didn't even think about following a style, I was just writing the facts. I suppose I could have stuck more closely with consistancy, though. Thanks. Quite an enjoyable game.Submitted by Boomer on Sun, 2007-04-22 23:15.
Quite an enjoyable game. Always good to have a sleep-deprived game with Jack and friends. WOW! I rock! 2 out of 2!Submitted by Tweak on Sun, 2007-04-22 23:18.
WOW! I rock! 2 out of 2! Does it get any better than that?! I blame the dog crap I had to clean from my kitchen floor!!!!! ~Tweak gah! saved by the attackSubmitted by James on Sun, 2007-04-22 23:23.
gah! saved by the attack AGAIN. wtf. ...aha, so that's why people keep say 12/11. Because it's true. 9/11... Just when I thoughtSubmitted by Tweak on Sun, 2007-04-22 23:27.
9/11... Just when I thought I couldn't rock any harder - I suck even more! First place! For the firstSubmitted by Gorex on Mon, 2007-04-23 00:30.
First place! For the first time ever in the history of Gorex! But for how long... For how loooong??? EDIT: 'Bout 22 minutes. Woot, $19,874! This oneSubmitted by WilliamPorygon on Sun, 2007-04-22 23:35.
Woot, $19,874! This one seemed pretty easy... which is pretty much the way I like it. I got everything right except 2 on the DoD and 1 on the Attack [ no, I'm not down with OPP... :( ] The Jack Attack was reallySubmitted by smacaskill on Sun, 2007-04-22 23:36.
The Jack Attack was really easy this time. Oh, and I love tiny ninjas! Yeah!!! 1/30...my bestSubmitted by Ron88keys on Mon, 2007-04-23 00:00.
Yeah!!! 1/30...my best showing yet! Got every Disordat: OhSubmitted by blitzenoia on Mon, 2007-04-23 00:17.
Got every Disordat: Oh yeah! As I'm Aussie, Van Diemen's Land was easy. ...Evil tiny ninja. Femoral was guessed, but I got it. Somewhat easy game, but in the Jack Attack I accidentally clicked a few times (I didn't know that made it choose, I always space). But somehow, despite me getting every single answer, I'm 38/37. Go figure. I will remain calm as I waitSubmitted by Belve on Mon, 2007-04-23 00:35.
I will remain calm as I wait to see how this score holds ou.. .. Forget THAT I RULEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Belve will make you Jump! Jump! I did really well... whichSubmitted by eliot on Mon, 2007-04-23 00:36.
I did really well... which means it blew ass. http://robotskirts.com Thank God, no more damnSubmitted by meschen on Mon, 2007-04-23 00:38.
Thank God, no more damn monkey questions . . . I would have ROCKED THESubmitted by pacdude on Mon, 2007-04-23 01:27.
I would have ROCKED THE PINATA if I hadn't dropped one on the Jack attack. Damnation! 11/55 Man, if I'd had moreSubmitted by tlhinman on Mon, 2007-04-23 02:13.
Man, if I'd had more confidence and answered everything right away, I really would have thrashed. My best showing yet. hmmm 18/97 Was this oneSubmitted by movietrailer on Mon, 2007-04-23 04:59.
hmmm 18/97 Was this one easier? Must have been, I actuallySubmitted by Charron on Mon, 2007-04-23 07:34.
Must have been, I actually did well this time. My best Jack yet. 5866, and still I getSubmitted by ThemePark on Mon, 2007-04-23 07:50.
5866, and still I get 130/132??? 5/7 on DoD. Had I actually followed my gut feeling I'd have gotten at least 3 more questions right. This was truely the weirdest and best one ever. Not only do you put 3 questions in a row about 3 of my favourite things, cola, math and cartoons (I'm a bit ashamed I didn't get a full 7/7 on the cola), but you also make the easiest Jack Attack ever with easy references. Well seeing as I have always sucked at every single Jack Attack so far, this one was surprisingly delicious and filling. And this DoD was the KING of DoD's! You couldn't have picked a better topic! Good job! look at me go. 8th out ofSubmitted by bfoster1003 on Mon, 2007-04-23 08:09.
look at me go. 8th out of 145 isnt bad, the only thing i got wrong was one of the free on dis or dat. Another solid game. DAMNSubmitted by ThatDudeOverThere on Mon, 2007-04-23 08:15.
Another solid game. DAMN YOU, TINY NINJAAAAA!!! 26/155 I can live withSubmitted by Xeneizes on Mon, 2007-04-23 08:29.
26/155 I can live with that. I wonder if Cookie will ever open the box of cookies I sent him... I like the irony. :D We finally heard fromSubmitted by galaxiaad on Mon, 2007-04-23 08:45.
We finally heard from Nate! This one was easy, yes, especially the Jack Attack. I should have gotten that Bible one as Jewish kids are named Joel but not James... :P And no AC/DC references in the "big balls" question? :( Ugh, god Coke Blak isSubmitted by dj HaQ on Mon, 2007-04-23 09:08.
Ugh, god Coke Blak is disgusting. I didn't like a couple of the previous Jacks, but this was a great Jack. Hooray! Also, I'm pretty sure Nate was in a previous episode... no? Well, I know my arteries andSubmitted by Devinoch on Mon, 2007-04-23 09:42.
Well, I know my arteries and I rocked the attack, but other than that, I had me some issues. Still, came out over 10k ahead, and that's something I can be moderately okay with. So sayeth the Devinoch. My best episode yet, as ISubmitted by Umandsf on Mon, 2007-04-23 10:09.
My best episode yet, as I finally break $10,000. However, it would have been much better if I hadn't pressed the wrong button on the second question. Darn my twitchy finger. You wouldn't have beenSubmitted by ElNarez on Mon, 2007-04-23 10:34.
You wouldn't have been attacked if you had monkeys to protect you. Nate (the intern, not NateSubmitted by ceemonkey on Mon, 2007-04-23 10:39.
Nate (the intern, not Nate Shapiro, one-time host) has indeed made some cameo appearances in previous episodes. Personally, I'm a Cookie and Nate 'shipper. "Nate and Cookie, sittin' in a tree..."
Nate (the intern, not NateSubmitted by galaxiaad on Mon, 2007-04-23 20:52.
Nate (the intern, not Nate Shapiro, one-time host) has indeed made some cameo appearances in previous episodes. Hrm, I guess you're right. Not sure where I got that. Personally, I'm a Cookie and Nate 'shipper. Best. comment. ever. In J.A. I thought they mightSubmitted by billyt99 on Mon, 2007-04-23 11:39.
In J.A. I thought they might throw in "We don't need no water!" Blah. Did well for theSubmitted by dangerousnerd on Mon, 2007-04-23 11:59.
Blah. Did well for the first two questions and the Attack. Screwed all the other ones up. Even didn't answer one (the math/movie one). Still topped 15 grand. OK, the balls questionSubmitted by TheLutt on Mon, 2007-04-23 12:47.
OK, the balls question deserves a "pissed about a question", because I assumed that bowling balls were bigger than basketballs by weight. Regardless, 20648, 73/249. The DoD was indeed fabulous. Cheers!! Big = Size Heavy =Submitted by KingErroenous on Mon, 2007-04-23 18:52.
Big = Size Still pissed? I failed at all theSubmitted by MowDownJoe on Mon, 2007-04-23 13:21.
I failed at all the questions but the one with the Tiny Ninja. Jack Attack was way too easySubmitted by TheExtremist on Mon, 2007-04-23 17:01.
Jack Attack was way too easy Just blew the van Diemen'sSubmitted by KingErroenous on Mon, 2007-04-23 18:53.
Just blew the van Diemen's land q.... Didn't miss any, but stalledSubmitted by rfrancis on Mon, 2007-04-23 19:13.
Didn't miss any, but stalled on answering a couple. Even so, 27/370? I'll take it! 8 out of 388. Really fancySubmitted by beavishulme on Mon, 2007-04-23 20:25.
8 out of 388. Really fancy guesswork on my part. The Attack was easy, though. Damn good Jack this timeSubmitted by Brutal Brian on Mon, 2007-04-23 21:27.
Damn good Jack this time around! The Jack Attack is hilarious! Jack Attack: perfect. I'mSubmitted by Radhil on Mon, 2007-04-23 22:01.
Jack Attack: perfect. I'm suprised I remembered those. Oy. $18,806. I'll take it. I'm betting Kriss Kross isSubmitted by Qale on Tue, 2007-04-24 00:06.
I'm betting Kriss Kross is very glad to be remembered by at least some people. i just joined this sites..Submitted by mesmerizer1210 on Tue, 2007-04-24 10:17.
i just joined this sites.. hope its fun This one felt easy. BringSubmitted by Pfire on Tue, 2007-04-24 21:35.
This one felt easy. Bring it, Cookie. Bring. It. ON! |
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