Monday, September 22, 2008
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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Friday, September 19, 2008
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Party like it's Jack 99.
Monday, September 15, 2008
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Antepenultimate Jack!
 
Monday, April 21, 2008
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Nate's Final Episode
Monday, September 22, 2008
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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, March 31, 2008
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The April Fools Episode
 
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
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Pants Suits
Friday, May 16, 2008
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Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
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  Moose. Floppy nose moose.

Isn't the never seen wife of

Isn't the never seen wife of Niles on "Frasier" named "MARIS", not "MAVIS"? Just askin...

1/7...for now

Yeah it was Maris. I thought

Yeah it was Maris. I thought that she showed up toward the end though. Right around when Niles was going to marry Daphne.

maris not appearing is a

maris not appearing is a tribute to vera not appearing on cheers. that, and eventually all the jokes they were making about her made it impossible to find an actress (or a living human being, for that matter) that could play the part!
i may not know jack, but i know frasier! :)

11/37, 5/7 on the DoD,

11/37, 5/7 on the DoD, nailed all question except number 4, and had a decent Jack Attack with only 3 mistakes. Jack Attack was also pretty easy, only Inspector Gadget and Friends had me a bit puzzled.

Maris NOT Mavis. 18/38.

Maris NOT Mavis.
18/38.

Roger Mavis had 61 home runs

Roger Mavis had 61 home runs in 1961!

Very nice one!! The Mavis

Very nice one!!

The Mavis typo was fixed by the time I played (87 of 413). Still love this comment!

Argh, I was doing so well

Argh, I was doing so well before the Jack Attack. I even got 6/7 on the DisOrDat, which made me proud.

Yay for living in Australia, not near any giant mice.

And even worse, I'm officially 55/55. Worst. Rank. Ever.

OK.. other than the

OK.. other than the best.name.ever. DJ Haq, Are there anymore hackers up there. I was feeling alright about my score and blam he blows it all to Disney World.

Well no, I don't hack. These

Well no, I don't hack.

These flash games do need some sort of protection. If you start to play but don't finish, it should still submit the score... somehow... for a prevention measure.

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Agreed.

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Well Stop kicking my A$$...

Well Stop kicking my A$$... its embarassing

As another aussie, yeah

As another aussie, yeah thankfully no australian disneyland. Although sydney has Luna Park... do we get points for having that obnoxious park? *cough*

7th out of 85. If it wasn't

7th out of 85. If it wasn't for that retarded Father question (I know him but don't like him, so... bonus points?) I think I did pretty well. Have a good day!

There was actually a

There was actually a question only someone in my job would probably know (I'm a produce clerk), but I still did pretty terrible overall.

Good game, though.

Oy, fell to the mouse click

Oy, fell to the mouse click trap during the Jack Attack. And, well, I stunk up the DoD.

39/144, 4/7 on the DoD. On and ever upward.

You know, one of these days,

You know, one of these days, I'm going to have watched as much television as everyone else... no, now that I think about it, probably not. So sayeth the Devinoch.

Did great for a little

Did great for a little while.. 7/7 on DoD (Hurray for staying awake during English in highschool!) but then I proceeded to wreak myself horrible bad.... damn Jack and his evil tv questions. 134/182 :(

18,914 $. This game made me

18,914 $. This game made me feel intelligent. And hungry. Stupid apple traffic light. Question 6 reminded me a few years ago, when I was like this litlle Chip. And then I saw Disneyland Paris. And it sucked.
Except for bringing me back the memories of some drunk man saying he's Goofy, this game was pretty damn cool.

I had it. I had it. I didn't

I had it. I had it. I didn't answer one question, but I made up for it and then some on the Jack Attack only to blow it on the last one. Darn.

I sucked at this weeks Jack!

I sucked at this weeks Jack! Man I need to get out more often!

98 or 205, not too bad on

98 or 205, not too bad on the whole. I just let the 'Friends' and 'Home Improvement' answers on the Attack go, since I've never seen either show.

Damn you, Merle Henderson!

Damn you, Merle Henderson! Only $17,891... so thank God for the Jack Attack question.

I SWEAR I've seen this Jack

I SWEAR I've seen this Jack Attack before... or at the very least one with the same theme. Does anyone else remember this, or is it all in my head?

There was an Attack like it

There was an Attack like it in the CDs. "We haven't seen hide nor hair of them", I think it was called. Even used some of the same answers (though I think they got Maris right last time). Obviously, they didn't have The Banker back then, but still, same concept.

I forget if it was a general volume or the TV pack, though.

That's the one! I

That's the one! I remembered specifically Wilson being one of the answers. It had to be a general volume; I want to say it was The Ride, but I could be mistaken.

yea i thnk i played it on

yea i thnk i played it on ydkj 3 or something

Does the ability to cheat to

Does the ability to cheat to get on teh top of the YDKJ scoreboard piss anyone else off? I feel bad for the idiots who play the game and then log in to play it just so they can feel good about themselves by cheating to get to the top of a scoreboard that means nothing. They must live very fulfilling lives.

Actually, that's not the way

Actually, that's not the way they do it. Jellyvision at least has been able to block that much.

Also, this is a public beta, which means that we're supposed to break this every which way so that Jellyvision can fix it for a golden release. Your moral indignation and conclusion-leaping would be a lot more interesting if it made any sense.

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You know, now that you do

You know, now that you do mention that the game's in beta, some of the wonkiness at the top of the scoreboard makes PERFECT sense. I'm still trying to understand how someone can break 4,000 with regularity - that's a barrier I've not been able to even TOUCH.

(I would also be far more "indignant" about cheaters if my play was worth a hill of beans myself. The multiple-choice questions in this YDKJ made me feel like an idiot.)

Er, I'm not sure what they

Er, I'm not sure what they get out of it, but I don't care one way or the other. It's just a game.

Then again, I wouldn't be anywhere near the top even if no one cheated. ;)

Maybe it's just a regional

Maybe it's just a regional dialect thing, but around here "street lights" are those tall poles with bright white lights hanging over the sides of the road to keep things illuminated at night. "Traffic lights" are those things located at intersections that use a color-coded scheme to let people besides me know when to stop. That question had me all kinds of confused until I picked up on the apple color schemes.

Golden Delicious owns you all.

I had the same problem.

I had the same problem. Glad I'm not the only one!

I thought Nougatory meant

I thought Nougatory meant like a candy bar.

I also thought Poe spent the last years of his life out of the Bronx, having left after his wife died. Since most of my knowledge of this comes from hangig out in Poe Park during high school, I may not have absorbed all the details.

I don't mind cheaters.. as

I don't mind cheaters.. as long as I am beating them too. (Sigh perhaps I just need to be smarter)

Horrible. Horrible. Worst

Horrible. Horrible. Worst I have ever done.

Broken the 20000 barrier...

Broken the 20000 barrier... on the first try.

I am amazed anyone would try

I am amazed anyone would try to cheat... I would probably be below average consistently even without cheaters and I am having too much fun to care much about my score.

All you have to do to cheat

All you have to do to cheat is play on one computer then log in and play it from a different one to register your score. Not that hard. Anyone could do it. So if that cold hard fact is me leaping to conclusions, well, you're a little slow son.

Or just do a browser refresh

Or just do a browser refresh before the Flash app can call the database. Or view the page source. You don't need to leave your computer or even your browser. The sad truth is, it's even easier to cheat than a bunch of you are making it out to be, and the onus is on Jellyvision to fix these holes.

My comment about "leaping to conclusions" was directed at your crack about what kinds of lives cheaters might or might not live. Frankly, I don't care what dj HaQ does between playing episodes of YDKJ or DoD. What he is doing is exposing a hole that Jellyvision needs to fix. I admire him for being upfront about it, and you should be thankful that it's him and not some punkass 14-year-old just abusing the system.

If somebody finds a potentially disastrous security flaw in Windows Vista, you don't cast him off as a pariah and start making assumptions about the kinds of relations he has with farm animals. No, you jump on Microsoft about fixing the security flaw. Jellyvision's taken the time to fix minor typos on the day they post their episodes. One can only hope they're also looking at plugging the many cheating holes.

I, for one, have no objections to clearing the high score boards if they ever do. I don't pretend to speak for dj HaQ or anyone else, but I doubt anyone else would object either.

I'd rather be "slow" than watch you prematurely blow your wad there, sparky. The ladies like it slow.

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If only I'd watched

If only I'd watched 'Friends' :(

"Gaumless" is actually

"Gaumless" is actually spelled "gormless". Just saying.

Damn space bar ...

Damn space bar ...

$23,729! I am that damn

$23,729! I am that damn good!!

That JA was dismal...dammit.

That JA was dismal...dammit.

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