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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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The credits are rolling for a movie industry legend. Jack Valenti, creator of the film rating system, passed away last week. I’ve written a brief speech in honor of Mr. Valenti, but it includes drug use, strong sexual content and the word [beep] three times, and I don’t think it’ll make it past the censors. So, instead... I’m going to read you a list of seven older movies. For each one, you need to tell me if it was rated # PG, or... # R. If it’s... % PG, # press 1. If it’s... % R, # press 2. To skip it, press 4. Each correct answer % adds 250 bucks to the box office. But each mistake % loses 250. And our run time will be about 30 seconds. % Okay, roll film! Questions: Footloose Breakfast Club Jaws Poltergeist Animal House Octopussy
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Woohoo! 1/2! Soon to beSubmitted by jmalcolm422 on Mon, 2007-04-30 23:08.
Woohoo! 1/2! Soon to be overthrown by just about everybody! A couple of those answers really surprised me, especially compared to some of the other answers. Nice one... Got 6 out of 7.Submitted by Gorex on Mon, 2007-04-30 23:20.
Nice one... Got 6 out of 7. Question though: What happened to Chip? I thought Cookie was supposed to be babysitting him all week long. Did he send him off on that plane to Sydney already? >_> <_< Well, the reason he wasn'tSubmitted by Nordic on Tue, 2007-05-01 14:23.
Well, the reason he wasn't speaking here was because of that horse muzzle. I'm sure he's having fun... 4/7. Crud. Oh yeeeeeeaaaaaah... HorseSubmitted by Gorex on Tue, 2007-05-01 16:30.
Oh yeeeeeeaaaaaah... Horse muzzle. I guess I forgot about that. I wonder what Cookie'd do if someone "accidentally" removed it. I was trying to post aSubmitted by fruitbat on Mon, 2007-04-30 23:32.
I was trying to post a comment, but ended up in an odd place where I could read a transcript of Cookie's into, and couldn't post. Toto, where were we? You somehow came across theSubmitted by ceemonkey on Mon, 2007-04-30 23:51.
You somehow came across the alternate text when the Flash file doesn't load. Probably a hiccup in your browser or something. That, BTW, is another "security" hole (also possible to see when viewing the page source). I realize that it's important to try to make media disabled accessible, but it's also another opportunity to cheat. And the YDKJ episodes don't seem to have the same problem.
Whoa, we're back here. Am ISubmitted by fruitbat on Mon, 2007-04-30 23:32.
Whoa, we're back here. Am I still Bill Pullman? What's funny is I'm actuallySubmitted by panicscam on Tue, 2007-05-01 10:43.
What's funny is I'm actually Bill Paxton. I get confused for Bill Pullman all the time. Rank: Money: Answered: TooSubmitted by blitzenoia on Tue, 2007-05-01 00:12.
Rank: G, PG, M, MA and R make more sense than just PG, PG13+ and R. Don't worry... It confusesSubmitted by Belve on Tue, 2007-05-01 03:31.
Don't worry... It confuses us too. Just like the fact that sexual content ranks far worse than violence, I think there is even a description that specifies cartoonish violence but nothing corresponds in terms of sexuality. And don't even think of understanding the foul language guidelines. Well, we also have G, butSubmitted by galaxiaad on Tue, 2007-05-01 09:54.
Well, we also have G, but point taken. "G, PG, M, MA and R makeSubmitted by evilgrug on Wed, 2007-05-02 23:44.
"G, PG, M, MA and R make more sense than just PG, PG13+ and R." The ratings themselves are largely equivalent amongst the US, UK, and Australia, for instance. G = G = U The problem with the MPAA is their criteria for ratings, their lack of accountability, the reviews process, their treatment of sex/language compared to violence, and the fact that the social stigma that accompanies the NC-17 means such films will not be shown or advertised and films that don't really belong in the R category end up there...whereas in other countries the 'no kids at all, period' rating is mainstream, is the real problem....not the ratings themselves. 7/7, and 4/64 TheSubmitted by WWEdeadman on Tue, 2007-05-01 03:37.
7/7, and 4/64 The end-comment has been rated R for restricted... or was it redicolous? *lol* 5/7, 12/78 Not having a clueSubmitted by ThemePark on Tue, 2007-05-01 05:38.
5/7, 12/78 Not having a clue about the rating system, except remembering about PG13 made this one pretty hard. Then again from that PG13 I kinda figured R meant for everybody. (Insert smart comment about the American rating system that actually gives a reason for having mentioned my thoughts on how to figure out the rating here.) 7/7...4/108...my best yet!!!Submitted by sioker on Tue, 2007-05-01 07:10.
7/7...4/108...my best yet!!! 2/7 wow that was tough andSubmitted by spitcoff on Tue, 2007-05-01 07:44.
2/7 wow that was tough and ive seen all of those movies....Brekfast Club R who'd of thunk I've been rocking the actualSubmitted by TheLutt on Tue, 2007-05-01 10:31.
I've been rocking the actual episodes, and sucking on the DoD's. 3/7, 111/169. Oy. I have the opposite problem.Submitted by meedja on Thu, 2007-05-03 12:33.
I have the opposite problem. I do great on the DoD, but give me a full episode and I suck badly. 4/7 and I'm still half waySubmitted by Devinoch on Tue, 2007-05-01 10:43.
4/7 and I'm still half way up the up the food chain. Just like Jaws. So sayeth the Devinoch. Octop***y got a PG? With aSubmitted by lucyrickyalex on Tue, 2007-05-01 13:14.
Octop***y got a PG? With a name like Octop***y, you'd think it would get an R or something, seeing how some people are uptight about p***y, or whatever you call your cat. This just in: English teachers the world over are cringing over the above sentence, not just because it mentioned p***y. One final thought: P***y. It was a James Bond movie.Submitted by bufar on Tue, 2007-05-01 13:22.
It was a James Bond movie. And for the record, I don't see whats wrong with pussy. That was a whole lot ofSubmitted by QuantumKitsune on Tue, 2007-05-01 20:20.
That was a whole lot of movies I've NEVER SEEN. :) Jaws was PG? ApparentlySubmitted by Game Keeper on Tue, 2007-05-01 21:41.
Jaws was PG? Apparently seeing human body parts bitten off is definitely something children should see. Also, why not give a James Bond film with a suggestive title PG? Maybe they used up all the higher rankings on films with a few profane words. Also nothing gets GSubmitted by Game Keeper on Tue, 2007-05-01 21:43.
Also nothing gets G anymore... I don't even think Snow White would get it ... Just March of the Penguins and other such films 1 outta 7. 400/406. Wow.Submitted by dangerousnerd on Wed, 2007-05-02 10:58.
1 outta 7. 400/406. Wow. Jaws and Poltergeist makeSubmitted by Director_Guy on Fri, 2007-05-04 14:16.
Jaws and Poltergeist make sense being PG. When they were both made, there was no PG-13. We have Indiana Jones to thank for that. hollar, just got a new comp.Submitted by katkit on Wed, 2007-05-09 01:28.
hollar, just got a new comp. sooooooo happy to play this very long time favorite game, wish they had more episodes:( 5/7, I only flubbed on JawsSubmitted by MCP4Life on Sun, 2007-05-13 14:24.
5/7, I only flubbed on Jaws and the first choice (I forgot what it was). Wow Jaws PG. Just goes toSubmitted by vynn007 on Sun, 2007-06-03 23:43.
Wow Jaws PG. Just goes to show that Stephen Speilberg gets ANYTHING he wants! They want him to give Transformers an R or do some cutting and he says he's not and that he wants the PG rating. I really really hope nothing gets cut cause that movie looks real good. |
And it isn’t even the awesome, hot kind of mature content. So please use discretion.
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Shows you how old (or young) I am... only got 3 out of 7. :(
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