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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Party like it's Jack 99.
Antepenultimate Jack!
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Nate's Final Episode
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
One, um... one... uh... DisOrDat.
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me 2 the only thing i newSubmitted by ctwcsgirl on Fri, 2007-05-18 07:27.
me 2 the only thing i new was the 1st one cuz i no my relegion me 2 the only thing i newSubmitted by ctwcsgirl on Fri, 2007-05-18 07:27.
me 2 the only thing i new was the 1st one cuz i no my relegion Oh my god Becky, look atSubmitted by nosleepboy on Sun, 2007-05-13 23:25.
Oh my god Becky, look at that score! Sorry, first time this has happened... 1/5. Of course, I'll be number 2 before too long... WHOO! I GOT ONE RIGHT THISSubmitted by James on Mon, 2007-05-14 00:28.
WHOO! I GOT ONE RIGHT THIS WEEK THAT WASN'T A DIS OR DAT OR A JACK ATTACK! Go me Go me *does the cabbage patch* Blew it. Dis Or Dat:Submitted by blitzenoia on Mon, 2007-05-14 00:35.
Blew it. Now that I'm older, ISubmitted by Ironmaus on Mon, 2007-05-14 00:40.
Now that I'm older, I obviously have to re-learn my cereals. (Oooh, 2nd place by only 200 points! That is until dJ haQ cheats his way into 1st and bumps me down even more.) My worst to date (or dang,Submitted by Lemming on Mon, 2007-05-14 00:54.
My worst to date (or dang, dang close)... 34/35. Been off all week... T_T woohoo 1/37 and im neverSubmitted by Mcecny on Mon, 2007-05-14 01:00.
woohoo 1/37 and im never gonna get that good again Oh YEAH! 1st out ofSubmitted by CharaG on Mon, 2007-05-14 03:37.
Oh YEAH! 1st out of 57! *does dance* It's my first time at the top! WOOT! EG Oh man. We don't haveSubmitted by Chris Munns on Mon, 2007-05-14 03:40.
Oh man. We don't have marshmallow peeps here. They sound cute, like little marshmallowy chicks. Wow. I SO blew this one.Submitted by ThemePark on Mon, 2007-05-14 03:58.
Wow. I SO blew this one. 61/61, woohoo! -12,134. And I actually DID try my best! Oddly enough, not knowing a thing about Michigan I still managed to get 6/7 on DoD, just the first question that surprised me. And the Jack Attack was a killer, lost me 10,000, hey I've only heard of like 2 or 3 of those names! And I'm ashamed to say that I answered 12 in the first question. God have mercy on my soul. Or something. I got whacked by the JackSubmitted by Belve on Mon, 2007-05-14 04:17.
I got whacked by the Jack Attack.. how do you figure.. ok ok ok I'll stop that. Started off strong, but ISubmitted by MowDownJoe on Mon, 2007-05-14 04:28.
Started off strong, but I fumbled from the DisorDat onward. Then the Jack Attack gave my score a growth spurt. Got a good $13098. I really think YDKJ hasSubmitted by DrChuck on Mon, 2007-05-14 04:52.
I really think YDKJ has gotten in my head and made me stupid. Guess I'll never get a NobelSubmitted by KingErroenous on Mon, 2007-05-14 08:04.
Guess I'll never get a Nobel Peace Prize, there's one one naked dude behind this computer. $21,518 - 9/112 (first single digit) wow -7,398$, thats got to beSubmitted by WWEdeadman on Mon, 2007-05-14 08:31.
wow -7,398$, thats got to be a negative-worldrecord. The lowest score earned onSubmitted by ceemonkey on Mon, 2007-05-14 09:32.
The lowest score earned on an episode to date is -$61,755 on Episode 6 by mcbriderb. Hmmm. According to your own stats, you scored even lower than -$7,398 on Episodes 1, 8, and 2. Those scores are marked with an asterisk, though, so it's possible somebody else earned those on your computer.
14953 living in michiganSubmitted by spitcoff on Mon, 2007-05-14 08:37.
14953 living in michigan helped alot 90/141 and the first time ISubmitted by TriptychR on Mon, 2007-05-14 09:29.
90/141 and the first time I ever finished a game with less than $10,000. I blame spitcoff never inviting me to Michigan. 72/146 - I fail at breakfastSubmitted by Devinoch on Mon, 2007-05-14 09:40.
72/146 - I fail at breakfast cereal, but completely know growth spurts in fictional characters... So sayeth the Devinoch. $8636. I was good with theSubmitted by Mandoli on Mon, 2007-05-14 09:52.
$8636. I was good with the first two questions. Then I blew it beginning on the DisOrDat. Apparently I'm not part Trekkie nor have I ever lived in Michigan. But I grabbed $8000 on the Jack Attack. Whew. Dang it! My greed to getSubmitted by Umandsf on Mon, 2007-05-14 10:11.
Dang it! My greed to get more money caused me to blow the ridiculously easy Jack Attack. I must slow down. Final score:Submitted by showofhands on Mon, 2007-05-14 11:28.
Final score: -$14,564 YDKJ is getting spammedSubmitted by ceemonkey on Mon, 2007-05-14 13:33.
YDKJ is getting spammed pretty heavily right now. They blocked a previous, similar abusive user very recently, but it looks like he's back with a vengeance. The Drupal spam module might help. I left a message via the contact form, but since past experience shows they respond slowly to that, I thought posting it here wouldn't hurt. Edited to add: It appears you deleted user hetcheg (the original spammer), but not his spam comments. Spam begets spam. Almost like zombies and vampires.
You cannot go to the pageSubmitted by dododummy on Tue, 2007-05-15 17:30.
You cannot go to the page (http://www.youdontknowjack.com/user/7320/track), does anyone know what spam comments he/she/it said??????????? Jellyvision deleted them.Submitted by ceemonkey on Tue, 2007-05-15 22:16.
Jellyvision deleted them. Yay! It was your run-of-the-mill spammer, with each post containing about a hundred or so links to Viagra, Cialis, and other drugs which are supposed to give you a stiffy.
That DisOrDat hurt, but theSubmitted by DragonRidr on Mon, 2007-05-14 13:34.
That DisOrDat hurt, but the Jack Attack saved me. My high school actually put on a performance of Little Shop of Horrors. Loved the van question. $14,569, 82/218. (Probably because we finally got a reprieve on the pop culture.) First time I got 7/7 in theSubmitted by Radhil on Mon, 2007-05-14 13:41.
First time I got 7/7 in the Attack. Although I had no idea Peeps did that. Too bad I had a negative score going into it. *sigh* I nailed the "van" question, managed to completely misunderstand both the Jesus and the cereal questions, and scraped the DisOrDat to more or less break uneven. $13,769; 92/222. FINALLY! I get a 7/7 in theSubmitted by lucyrickyalex on Mon, 2007-05-14 14:42.
FINALLY! I get a 7/7 in the Attack! Of course, it's right after a 0/7 last week. Finally some people haveSubmitted by Brutal Brian on Mon, 2007-05-14 16:20.
Finally some people have surpassed DJ Haq on an episode. I reside at #1 out of 290 people. This ep was very easy. Yeah I watched a little bit of Star Trek and I lived in Michigan. Easiest Jack Attack yet. > Finally some people haveSubmitted by ceemonkey on Mon, 2007-05-14 16:33.
> Finally some people have surpassed DJ Haq on an episode. It's not the first time.
78/305.. pretty good! 7/7 onSubmitted by HollyLynn on Mon, 2007-05-14 16:56.
78/305.. pretty good! Missed one on the AttackSubmitted by QuantumKitsune on Mon, 2007-05-14 17:12.
Missed one on the Attack (never saw Big), got hosed on the Dis Or Dat (I really hate 'both' as an option!) I know nothing about StarSubmitted by Illusion on Mon, 2007-05-14 17:32.
I know nothing about Star Trek. 1/7 on the Dis or Dat. After four tries, it stillSubmitted by ThatDudeOverThere on Mon, 2007-05-14 19:03.
After four tries, it still goes crazy slow once I hit question three. Gonna try again tomorrow. I feel ashamed...I'm fromSubmitted by randerso on Mon, 2007-05-14 19:27.
I feel ashamed...I'm from Michigan, and I did horrible on the Dis or Dat. It's the damn Star Trek that threw me. hi just joined but can'tSubmitted by rocknroll83 on Tue, 2007-05-15 08:53.
hi just joined but can't work out how to play - must be dumb but can anyone help? Do you have Adobe FlashSubmitted by ceemonkey on Tue, 2007-05-15 10:36.
Do you have Adobe Flash installed? If so, just click on the big "Play Now" button.
HAHAhaha loved the peeps inSubmitted by billyt99 on Tue, 2007-05-15 11:42.
HAHAhaha loved the peeps in Jack Attack Heck ya! When i try to getSubmitted by dododummy on Tue, 2007-05-15 17:21.
Heck ya! When i try to get the lowest score ever, i get it. $-71,823. well, seeing as how ISubmitted by bullfrogger on Wed, 2007-05-16 03:16.
well, seeing as how I haven't played YDKJ in almost 8 years, I am somewhat proud of my 425/522! Sorry to do this, butSubmitted by JeremiahBerek on Thu, 2007-05-17 00:02.
Sorry to do this, but I'm... PISSED ABOUT A QUESTION First time in almost a decade. Wow. Anyway, the Jack Attack says "Little Shop of Horrors Plant". The plant has a name, and it should be Audrey II, or Twooie. Oh wow. After so many yearsSubmitted by Stutty on Thu, 2007-05-17 14:11.
Oh wow. After so many years I find Jack is still OUT THERE! Wii must bend Nintendo to our all. Sign the petition! http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/wiidkj Wii want YDKJ! (edit: 250/657 - After 11 years of retirement... not tooo shabby.) v/r Heh I like the Jack AttackSubmitted by Game Keeper on Fri, 2007-05-18 18:28.
Heh I like the Jack Attack -- got almost all of them on my first try. I should have got the rest. 718/815. I suxx0r. But ISubmitted by Vult on Mon, 2007-05-21 01:00.
718/815. I suxx0r. But I got a beef now. Question 2 I got wrong, but when Cookie spouts off his insult for the correct answer, he implies that I got the question right. ...and where did JMChurch go? Careful. Legend has it ifSubmitted by ceemonkey on Mon, 2007-05-21 02:12.
Careful. Legend has it if you invoke his name three times before the sun rises, Evil Things Will Happen. Henceforth, we shall refer to him as "Wanker-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."
I saw something similar.Submitted by RogueDaddy on Mon, 2007-05-21 17:33.
I saw something similar. When I answered correctly, the timer was red and subtracted the amount from my score. Odd. Perhaps it's a random homage to the "Screw You" option in the old game. That is correct, according to....Valdemort? Got only one question rightSubmitted by clouds31 on Sun, 2008-05-04 16:15.
Got only one question right but mastered the jack attack. Not gonna type out my score,Submitted by Damsel on Ice on Sat, 2008-06-07 13:17.
Not gonna type out my score, not my best, not my worst. Just wanted the point out that... SPOILER Marshmallow Peeps and microwaves is the best JA pairing to exist. |
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Oh man, I seriously blew on
Oh man, I seriously blew on that one. Wouldn't have done so bad if I would have just went with my first guess on some of those questions. Oh well.
At least I got my fix, I missed Jack during the weekend =P