Monday, September 22, 2008
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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Friday, September 19, 2008
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Party like it's Jack 99.
Monday, September 15, 2008
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Antepenultimate Jack!
 
Monday, September 22, 2008
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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, April 21, 2008
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Nate's Final Episode
Monday, March 5, 2007
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Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
 
Friday, May 16, 2008
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Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
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A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
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One, um... one... uh... DisOrDat.
a
  Moose. Floppy nose moose.

Oh man, I seriously blew on

Oh man, I seriously blew on that one. Wouldn't have done so bad if I would have just went with my first guess on some of those questions. Oh well.

At least I got my fix, I missed Jack during the weekend =P

me 2 the only thing i new

me 2 the only thing i new was the 1st one cuz i no my relegion

me 2 the only thing i new

me 2 the only thing i new was the 1st one cuz i no my relegion

Oh my god Becky, look at

Oh my god Becky, look at that score!

Sorry, first time this has happened...

1/5.

Of course, I'll be number 2 before too long...

WHOO! I GOT ONE RIGHT THIS

WHOO! I GOT ONE RIGHT THIS WEEK THAT WASN'T A DIS OR DAT OR A JACK ATTACK!

Go me Go me

*does the cabbage patch*

Blew it. Dis Or Dat:

Blew it.
Dis Or Dat: 1.4
Only the Jesus question right.
Thanks for the Jack Attack! Knew all but Chia pet and Josh.
$5,625
20/26

Now that I'm older, I

Now that I'm older, I obviously have to re-learn my cereals. (Oooh, 2nd place by only 200 points! That is until dJ haQ cheats his way into 1st and bumps me down even more.)

My worst to date (or dang,

My worst to date (or dang, dang close)... 34/35. Been off all week...

T_T

woohoo 1/37 and im never

woohoo 1/37 and im never gonna get that good again

Oh YEAH! 1st out of

Oh YEAH! 1st out of 57!

*does dance*

It's my first time at the top! WOOT!

EG

Oh man. We don't have

Oh man. We don't have marshmallow peeps here. They sound cute, like little marshmallowy chicks.

Wow. I SO blew this one.

Wow. I SO blew this one. 61/61, woohoo! -12,134. And I actually DID try my best!

Oddly enough, not knowing a thing about Michigan I still managed to get 6/7 on DoD, just the first question that surprised me. And the Jack Attack was a killer, lost me 10,000, hey I've only heard of like 2 or 3 of those names!

And I'm ashamed to say that I answered 12 in the first question. God have mercy on my soul. Or something.

I got whacked by the Jack

I got whacked by the Jack Attack.. how do you figure.. ok ok ok I'll stop that.

Started off strong, but I

Started off strong, but I fumbled from the DisorDat onward. Then the Jack Attack gave my score a growth spurt. Got a good $13098.
If only it was real money...

I really think YDKJ has

I really think YDKJ has gotten in my head and made me stupid.

Guess I'll never get a Nobel

Guess I'll never get a Nobel Peace Prize, there's one one naked dude behind this computer.

$21,518 - 9/112 (first single digit)

wow -7,398$, thats got to be

wow -7,398$, thats got to be a negative-worldrecord.

The lowest score earned on

The lowest score earned on an episode to date is -$61,755 on Episode 6 by mcbriderb.

Hmmm. According to your own stats, you scored even lower than -$7,398 on Episodes 1, 8, and 2. Those scores are marked with an asterisk, though, so it's possible somebody else earned those on your computer.

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14953 living in michigan

14953 living in michigan helped alot

90/141 and the first time I

90/141 and the first time I ever finished a game with less than $10,000. I blame spitcoff never inviting me to Michigan.

72/146 - I fail at breakfast

72/146 - I fail at breakfast cereal, but completely know growth spurts in fictional characters... So sayeth the Devinoch.

$8636. I was good with the

$8636.

I was good with the first two questions. Then I blew it beginning on the DisOrDat. Apparently I'm not part Trekkie nor have I ever lived in Michigan. But I grabbed $8000 on the Jack Attack. Whew.

Dang it! My greed to get

Dang it! My greed to get more money caused me to blow the ridiculously easy Jack Attack. I must slow down.

Final score:

Final score: -$14,564
177/180
OUCH. Just OUCH. Second time in a row in which I absolutely bombed in the Attack. Oh, and the DisOr Dat didn't help me live long OR prosper, either.
Oh well, guess there's always next week.

YDKJ is getting spammed

YDKJ is getting spammed pretty heavily right now. They blocked a previous, similar abusive user very recently, but it looks like he's back with a vengeance.

The Drupal spam module might help.

I left a message via the contact form, but since past experience shows they respond slowly to that, I thought posting it here wouldn't hurt.

Edited to add: It appears you deleted user hetcheg (the original spammer), but not his spam comments. Spam begets spam. Almost like zombies and vampires.

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You cannot go to the page

You cannot go to the page (http://www.youdontknowjack.com/user/7320/track), does anyone know what spam comments he/she/it said???????????
BTW, its dododummy

Jellyvision deleted them.

Jellyvision deleted them. Yay!

It was your run-of-the-mill spammer, with each post containing about a hundred or so links to Viagra, Cialis, and other drugs which are supposed to give you a stiffy.

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That DisOrDat hurt, but the

That DisOrDat hurt, but the Jack Attack saved me. My high school actually put on a performance of Little Shop of Horrors. Loved the van question.

$14,569, 82/218. (Probably because we finally got a reprieve on the pop culture.)

First time I got 7/7 in the

First time I got 7/7 in the Attack. Although I had no idea Peeps did that.

Too bad I had a negative score going into it. *sigh*

I nailed the "van" question, managed to completely misunderstand both the Jesus and the cereal questions, and scraped the DisOrDat to more or less break uneven.

$13,769; 92/222.

FINALLY! I get a 7/7 in the

FINALLY! I get a 7/7 in the Attack!

Of course, it's right after a 0/7 last week.

Finally some people have

Finally some people have surpassed DJ Haq on an episode.

I reside at #1 out of 290 people. This ep was very easy.

Yeah I watched a little bit of Star Trek and I lived in Michigan.

Easiest Jack Attack yet.

> Finally some people have

> Finally some people have surpassed DJ Haq on an episode.

It's not the first time.

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78/305.. pretty good! 7/7 on

78/305.. pretty good!
7/7 on Jack Attack
4/7 on Dis or Dat

Missed one on the Attack

Missed one on the Attack (never saw Big), got hosed on the Dis Or Dat (I really hate 'both' as an option!)

I know nothing about Star

I know nothing about Star Trek. 1/7 on the Dis or Dat.

After four tries, it still

After four tries, it still goes crazy slow once I hit question three.

Gonna try again tomorrow.

I feel ashamed...I'm from

I feel ashamed...I'm from Michigan, and I did horrible on the Dis or Dat. It's the damn Star Trek that threw me.

hi just joined but can't

hi just joined but can't work out how to play - must be dumb but can anyone help?

Do you have Adobe Flash

Do you have Adobe Flash installed? If so, just click on the big "Play Now" button.

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HAHAhaha loved the peeps in

HAHAhaha loved the peeps in Jack Attack

Heck ya! When i try to get

Heck ya! When i try to get the lowest score ever, i get it. $-71,823.
All you need to know.....
BTW, its dododummy

well, seeing as how I

well, seeing as how I haven't played YDKJ in almost 8 years, I am somewhat proud of my 425/522!

Sorry to do this, but

Sorry to do this, but I'm...

PISSED ABOUT A QUESTION

First time in almost a decade. Wow.

Anyway, the Jack Attack says "Little Shop of Horrors Plant".

The plant has a name, and it should be Audrey II, or Twooie.

Oh wow. After so many years

Oh wow. After so many years I find Jack is still OUT THERE!

Wii must bend Nintendo to our all. Sign the petition!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/wiidkj

Wii want YDKJ!

(edit: 250/657 - After 11 years of retirement... not tooo shabby.)

v/r
stutt

Heh I like the Jack Attack

Heh I like the Jack Attack -- got almost all of them on my first try. I should have got the rest.

718/815. I suxx0r. But I

718/815. I suxx0r.

But I got a beef now. Question 2 I got wrong, but when Cookie spouts off his insult for the correct answer, he implies that I got the question right.

...and where did JMChurch go?

Careful. Legend has it if

Careful. Legend has it if you invoke his name three times before the sun rises, Evil Things Will Happen. Henceforth, we shall refer to him as "Wanker-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."

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I saw something similar.

I saw something similar. When I answered correctly, the timer was red and subtracted the amount from my score. Odd. Perhaps it's a random homage to the "Screw You" option in the old game. That is correct, according to....Valdemort?

Got only one question right

Got only one question right but mastered the jack attack.

Not gonna type out my score,

Not gonna type out my score, not my best, not my worst. Just wanted the point out that...

SPOILER

Marshmallow Peeps and microwaves is the best JA pairing to exist.

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