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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Party like it's Jack 99.
Antepenultimate Jack!
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Nate's Final Episode
Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
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Turn on your bull(sfx:bleep)shit detectors, because Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has stated that there are no homosexuals in Iran. Aside from denying that there are gay Iranians, he also defended his right to question established history of the holocaust during the same speech. Finally, he claimed that the moon landing was faked and that Ruben Studdard didn’t actually win American Idol. You know, I think it’s time we proved Mahmoud wrong. So, I’m gonna list off seven people to send on a vacation to Iran. For each one, I want you to tell me if they’re # openly gay and would thus be a homosexual in Iran or # not openly gay. If they’re % a openly gay, # press one. If they’re % not openly gay, # press two. To skip it, % press 4. Each one right % gets you 250 bucks. Each one wrong % costs you 250. And you’ve only got 30 seconds. % The faster you answer the better. Let’s party! Questions: Rosie O’Donnell Sylvester Stallone David Hyde Pierce Simon Cowell Matthew Broderick Lance Bass
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
I am openly awesomeSubmitted by Chillicat on Wed, 2007-10-03 23:26.
I am openly awesome apparenly... I am second as i just found out... and got 7/7 for the first time in awhile! woo hoo! and also, what was up with the tiny text at the beginning.. they should have a had a picture of amunajininidad or whatever his name is wrapped in a rainbow flag... lol anyways.. just my 2 cents!!! Huh, 4/10 ranking. I ALWAYSSubmitted by YDKJRulz on Wed, 2007-10-03 23:20.
Huh, 4/10 ranking. I ALWAYS miss 1, rats. *need to get perfect 7 out of 7* What do you ppl think of this Mahmoud (sp) dude/guy? Yeah, that's better 2/10Submitted by YDKJRulz on Wed, 2007-10-03 23:23.
Yeah, that's better 2/10 ranking & I got $4010. Comments ppl? Considerably less macho thanSubmitted by Lirael on Wed, 2007-10-03 23:33.
Considerably less macho than yesterday's - thanks, Jellyvision! I actually thought David Hyde Pierce had never come out, but fortuNATEly pressed the wrong button for 7/7. And according to Wikipedia he came out this year. How very educational Jack is. 7/7 and 2/15. ohh yeaa! iSubmitted by maggita on Wed, 2007-10-03 23:35.
7/7 and 2/15. ohh yeaa! i know my gays! (thank you Preze Hilton) Well, now it's time toSubmitted by ekweizn on Thu, 2007-10-04 00:07.
Well, now it's time to discuss whether Cookie is gay. Yeah, I didn't know aboutSubmitted by heavyweightboxer on Thu, 2007-10-04 00:35.
Yeah, I didn't know about David Hyde Pierce either. 6 of 7... so familiar, so comforting. * * * * * * * It's the group where high culture and pop culture and Internet crack combine... http://groups.myspace.com/YDKJtheMySpaceGroup 2/27 and $4,074 Anyone elseSubmitted by nikki on Thu, 2007-10-04 00:36.
2/27 and $4,074 Anyone else notice the capitol of Iran to be "Totallystraightistan"? Yes, yes I did. I LOLled.Submitted by QuantumKitsune on Thu, 2007-10-04 01:09.
Yes, yes I did. I LOLled. Yep. And it's "capital". ASubmitted by furrykef on Thu, 2007-10-04 01:35.
Yep. And it's "capital". A "capitol" is a building. ;) Sorry to sound like a brokenSubmitted by mdeatherage on Thu, 2007-10-04 00:37.
Sorry to sound like a broken record, but again: nothing but the intro with the latest released Adobe Flash player. Well, since there are lotsSubmitted by drkenfp on Thu, 2007-10-04 06:04.
Well, since there are lots of people who are using the latest Flash player and working flawlessly, methinks there is a conflict on your machine. Of course, there are no software conflicts on Windows machines, just like there are no gays in Iran... ...and there I go bashing Windows again. Bad Mac user! BAD! WHACK! It's ok, don't be too hardSubmitted by NotJustAZero on Thu, 2007-10-04 09:06.
It's ok, don't be too hard on yourself. I bash Windows all the time too. *hugs my iBook* Wow, David Hyde Pearce isSubmitted by satcgal28 on Thu, 2007-10-04 01:22.
Wow, David Hyde Pearce is gay...that's the only one I missed. I didn't know he came out. I always suspected...but I never knew for sure. Good for him. Huh, typically I don't knowSubmitted by WilliamPorygon on Thu, 2007-10-04 02:53.
Huh, typically I don't know Jack about celebrities, but I apperantly know which ones are homosexuals... >_> Ruben Studdard did not winSubmitted by NotJustAZero on Thu, 2007-10-04 09:11.
Ruben Studdard did not win American Idol. That's right...Al Gore won,Submitted by FXWizard on Thu, 2007-10-04 09:15.
That's right...Al Gore won, but Stoddard stole the election from him. 7/7 and I don't even knowSubmitted by Naoki7 on Thu, 2007-10-04 10:13.
7/7 and I don't even know who David Hyde Pierce is! Edit: Oh snap, it's the guy from Frasier! Yeah I didn't know he came out either, I just guessed. 7/7. Oh yes. Openly awesome.Submitted by dj HaQ on Thu, 2007-10-04 10:20.
7/7. Oh yes. Openly awesome. 7/7, but come on, beSubmitted by jademyst on Thu, 2007-10-04 10:28.
7/7, but come on, be honest--how many of you wanted to choose 1 for all of them? ;) Lance Bass is gay? Not thatSubmitted by Jeff Paine on Thu, 2007-10-04 11:56.
Lance Bass is gay? Not that I'm surprised 7/7 - Works for me, I amSubmitted by Devinoch on Thu, 2007-10-04 15:40.
7/7 - Works for me, I am openly awesome. (Or, as Carlin might say, "happens to be awesome.") I really thought Simon wasSubmitted by kid mongo on Thu, 2007-10-04 16:40.
I really thought Simon was gay. I was fooled by his haircut, apparently. 6/7 Yep, David Hyde Pierce gotSubmitted by retroman28 on Thu, 2007-10-04 17:57.
Yep, David Hyde Pierce got me too. 6/7 Not Niles! He seemed soSubmitted by shma on Thu, 2007-10-04 20:41.
Not Niles! He seemed so manly! Seriously though, I would have killed to see Larry Craig's name up there. I'm sorry, but David HydeSubmitted by Tregster on Thu, 2007-10-04 22:03.
I'm sorry, but David Hyde Pierce is gay?! Whaaa? Thought he was just a good actor on Fraiser haha. What was with Cookie'sSubmitted by cgibby on Thu, 2007-10-04 22:57.
What was with Cookie's pronunciation of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's name? If it were some world leader you'd never heard of, that would be one thing. But this guy was all over the news all last week. MOCK-mood Ah-muh-DIN-uh-jod. Is Mamood Openly Gay? TheSubmitted by Dresden10589 on Fri, 2007-10-05 15:17.
Is Mamood Openly Gay? The eternal question. The key here is OPENLYSubmitted by Game Keeper on Fri, 2007-10-05 21:41.
The key here is OPENLY gay... :) By the way, I got 7 out of 7. I could reveal several things about people who play YDKJ, but I won't... for now. 7/7. David Hyde Pierce cameSubmitted by Valsadie on Sat, 2007-10-06 11:57.
7/7. David Hyde Pierce came out earlier this year, with his partner and everything. OH! homosexual doesn'tSubmitted by fireshadow on Sun, 2007-10-07 16:26.
OH! homosexual doesn't mean unicorn? then i should have gotten all 7 right i missed one :( Who is David Hyde Pierce? Thank you very much for thisSubmitted by trsohbet on Thu, 2008-10-30 17:17.
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1st! 6/7, $2965... beat
1st! 6/7, $2965... beat that! (Not like that's hard or anything.)