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Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Listen up ladies. According to a new report, Women Are Happier With Ugly Husbands. Apparently men who are less attractive than their wives tend to be more emotionally supportive blah blah blah blah. I only got halfway through the article before I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and then I spent the rest of the afternoon admiring my own hotness. Damn Cookie, lookin’ good! Nate: Cookie, you need to do the Dis or Dat. Cookie: All right! Fine... but I“m not cuddling afterward. % Let’s see how well this study holds up... I’m going to read off seven horribly mismatched married couples. For each pair, I want you to tell me if # they’re still married, or # they’re divorced. If they’re still % married # press 1. If they’ve % divorced # press 2. And to skip % press 4. Get it right and life will be good. % Get it wrong and you owe me 250 in divorce fees. % Keep your eye on the clock. % Let’s get married! Questions: Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton Heidi Klum & Seal Christie Brinkley & Billy Joel Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Julia Roberts & Lyle Lovett Jane Fonda & Ted Turner
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Another girl blaming theSubmitted by Dixie on Thu, 2008-03-27 10:51.
Another girl blaming the gender for knowing this crap. Not just celebrity trivia, but lyrics to songs that are absolute crap, etc. Can I use Heaven Money for the party barge on the Lake of Fire? You called it: 7/7, and forSubmitted by Merricat on Thu, 2008-03-27 23:19.
You called it: 7/7, and for the first time in ages. Sure I'll claim it's my female-ness...whatever works. But I still find it disturbing that I know who all these couples are/were. Memo to self: get a life. (No, my brain isn't stuffed with celebrity trivia. It's dealing with the aftermath of a Liberal Arts education. Now THAT's the top o' the trivia heap!) Yeah I like the groom withSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Wed, 2008-03-26 23:13.
Yeah I like the groom with the paper bag on his head, nice! Oh hey Cookie, Anna Nicole Smith has been dead for quite some time dude IF you are reading this! Score $4010 ranking 1/6 for now. Would be better if CookieSubmitted by stefenemie on Wed, 2008-03-26 23:23.
Would be better if Cookie read faster. Or if I knew the answersSubmitted by Ouroboros0427 on Thu, 2008-03-27 00:51.
Or if I knew the answers before were asked. That would be easy/simple. You're asking to get shot.Submitted by Xeneizes on Mon, 2008-03-31 22:33.
You're asking to get shot. ;) No speakers today. 6/7. ButSubmitted by helen_sarah on Thu, 2008-03-27 04:43.
No speakers today. 6/7. But no humour. :( :`( I pushed the wrongSubmitted by reachkate on Thu, 2008-03-27 05:07.
:`( bah! 3/7! I know absolutelySubmitted by ybot on Thu, 2008-03-27 05:54.
3/7! I know absolutely NOTHING about celebrities... Not bad for not knowingSubmitted by njeyeguy on Thu, 2008-03-27 06:24.
Not bad for not knowing squat about most celebrities. 6/7 - $31 something. The last time I saw Jane Fonda on TV, she was kissing Stephen Colbert on the cheek and making apple pie. I had heard of roughly fourSubmitted by Starblade on Thu, 2008-03-27 06:30.
I had heard of roughly four of the people mentioned, so I sort of just winged it. 4/7 is at least the majority! I can die happy - I'veSubmitted by adayinthelyfe on Thu, 2008-03-27 06:57.
I can die happy - I've finally got a higher score than ___FanRulz! And not because I cheated...it was because this was the easiest Dis or Dat I've ever done. But still, take the small victories where you can ;-) Got 1/7. I mean: WHO CARESSubmitted by WWEdeadman on Thu, 2008-03-27 07:21.
Got 1/7. I mean: WHO CARES ABOUT CELEBRITY COUPLES???? My sister does. She got 7/7Submitted by bando26 on Fri, 2008-03-28 19:22.
My sister does. She got 7/7 for me. Thank you, sis! 7/7. I'm glad I know usefulSubmitted by tlhinman on Thu, 2008-03-27 08:30.
7/7. I'm glad I know useful stuff like this. Playing the odds isn't a badSubmitted by lawmonkey on Thu, 2008-03-27 08:43.
Playing the odds isn't a bad idea on this one. 5/7. 6/7; I'd have aced it butSubmitted by FXWizard on Thu, 2008-03-27 09:06.
6/7; I'd have aced it but for an unfortunate twitch when I saw Eva Longoria's name;. 6/7 - I can never rememberSubmitted by Devinoch on Thu, 2008-03-27 09:32.
6/7 - I can never remember if Ted Turner's relevant anymore... Oh wait. No, no he isn't. Darn. I accidentally hit theSubmitted by xphile1002 on Thu, 2008-03-27 09:50.
Darn. I accidentally hit the wrong answer on one.:( Celebs - GAG - BTW, Didn'tSubmitted by cooper on Thu, 2008-03-27 14:48.
Celebs - GAG - BTW, Didn't Oprah once marry a pot roast? I think I saw it mentioned in People Magazine.... 6/7 Darn twitchy finger.Submitted by Toaster on Thu, 2008-03-27 19:34.
6/7 Darn twitchy finger. Blech! impressive suckage. MightSubmitted by gwalch on Thu, 2008-03-27 20:35.
impressive suckage. Might be my worst ever score. 7/7, $3,965. With the TedSubmitted by Captain Reynolds on Thu, 2008-03-27 21:07.
7/7, $3,965. With the Ted Turner one, all I could think about was Robin William's take on the situation: "Jane found God, and Ted found out it wasn't him." I would like to point out ISubmitted by JST on Thu, 2008-03-27 23:39.
I would like to point out I got a fair and square score of 4011$. That's one better than the little cheating shitehead. Why didn't the coupleSubmitted by Flealick on Fri, 2008-03-28 00:58.
Why didn't the couple Filliam H. Muffman make the cut? Haven't scored this low in aSubmitted by Game Keeper on Fri, 2008-03-28 01:34.
Haven't scored this low in a while. I care too much about Britney Spears to care about these other people's husband/wife of the week. 7/7 and 13/267, looks likeSubmitted by batgirl on Fri, 2008-03-28 06:25.
7/7 and 13/267, looks like all those years of reading People magazine paid off. Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back. I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out! EWW Lisa Marie Prestly wasSubmitted by Tiffany on Tue, 2008-04-22 14:22.
EWW Lisa Marie Prestly was married to Michael Jackson???? What was she thinking!?! I think it said 5/7..I did average... which is good in my book for being the daughter of a woman who watches and reads ALL the celebrity crap. |
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Being a girl, 7/7 was
Being a girl, 7/7 was inevitable, although I was slowed down by laughing at the evil premise. I bet I'd be out curing cancer if only I could free up the brainspace currently stuffed with celebrity trivia.