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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Party like it's Jack 99.
Antepenultimate Jack!
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Nate's Final Episode
Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
One, um... one... uh... DisOrDat.
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Well, it’s April Fools Day! I know this because yesterday was April Fools Eve, which is totally my favorite holiday of the year. Anyway, I figure after this week’s wacky April Fools Episode of You Don’t Know Jack, it would be nice to do a straightforward question to get you out of the mindset of pranks and tricks. Just something straightforward and not confusing whatseover. And what better way to do this than to to do a Dis Or Dat about the actual words “Dis” and “Dat.” Get it? Dis? Or Dat? SOOOO, I’m gonna read off seven descriptions. For each one, tell me if it % describes a “Dis” or % describes a “Dat.” See? Simple. If it’s Dat, press 1. If it’s Dis, press 2. And to skip, press 4. Each one right gets you dis. % Each one wrong costs you % dat. And keep your eye on dis here. % 30 seconds is all you get, dat’s it. Let’s do dis! Questions: prefix meaning “not” digital audio tape introduced by Sony in the mid-80s slang term meaning “to criticize” stock symbol for world’s third largest media company winner of season one of Last Comic Standing test to get into dental school
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Happy April Fools Day to allSubmitted by WWEFanRulz on Mon, 2008-03-31 23:10.
Happy April Fools Day to all you pranksters out there :)Yeah Dat was pretty darn tough for me. Score $3489 or something like Dat Score 1/4. Congrats on a much moreSubmitted by CEEtheDinoman on Tue, 2008-04-01 17:26.
Congrats on a much more believable score! I bet your reputation will improve as your scores approach the norm. I for one, am impressed. Inventive. Can't say I did aSubmitted by Lirael on Mon, 2008-03-31 23:11.
Inventive. Can't say I did a stellar job, but it was fun anyway. I can say dis: I did prettySubmitted by CaptainSpam on Mon, 2008-03-31 23:52.
I can say dis: I did pretty good on dat. 6 for 7. Well, "good" so long as you ignore the 20 seconds it took me to get through them. Ow. Oh, and minor quibble (yes, I said quibble, and I'm not taking it back), the copyright notice on the footers still says 2007. That has to be Jellyvision's big announcement, their time machine is complete! Although I was mutteringSubmitted by sinusoidally on Tue, 2008-04-01 00:29.
Although I was muttering "Bastards!" under my breath, the Dat/Dis didn't screw me up like I thought it would (unlike the 1=2, 2=1 DoD Episode of Infamy). Now if only if my net of completely useless knowledge covered the areas of stock markets and dental school requirements. 5/7. I'll take it. Now stop screwing around! [Insert smiley face here] So what's the really bigSubmitted by WindyMan on Tue, 2008-04-01 00:53.
So what's the really big YDNJ news that you're not going to tell us? Ah, yes. Another great daySubmitted by drkenfp on Tue, 2008-04-01 05:06.
Ah, yes. Another great day in the land of the BETA THAT WOULDN'T DIE. :) I'm not complaining. It's fun here. This page is like the Peter Pan of web sites. Wow. I've played 211 gamesSubmitted by YakMeister on Tue, 2008-04-01 07:25.
Wow. I've played 211 games and finally have my first 1. 1/125, $3,574. I wonder how long that will stick. Heh, I can't believe theySubmitted by furrykef on Tue, 2008-04-01 07:47.
Heh, I can't believe they referenced the "YDKJ news" fiasco and they're STILL not telling us what the news is (or was going to be). :P The news is that there is noSubmitted by Devinoch on Tue, 2008-04-01 10:18.
The news is that there is no news about the news there isn't. 6/7 18/176. Just waiting forSubmitted by retroman28 on Tue, 2008-04-01 10:44.
6/7 18/176. Just waiting for someone to say April Fools now. You guys are all wrong...the news is that the pirate is still looking for his lost gold. I hate you Cookie. AlsoSubmitted by njsykora on Tue, 2008-04-01 11:10.
I hate you Cookie. Also worth noting that this site's been in beta longer than Gmail was. But i think ICQ still takesSubmitted by eklynx on Tue, 2008-04-01 22:59.
But i think ICQ still takes the cake... Umm, gmail is still in beta.Submitted by furrykef on Fri, 2008-04-04 00:49.
Umm, gmail is still in beta. It always has been. I liked that one!!! I likeSubmitted by cooper on Tue, 2008-04-01 11:13.
I liked that one!!! I like the ones that make me think a little...as opposed to the ones where I have no f&*^%ing clue what I'm talking about...which is most of the time... Okay, how did I get 6/7 outSubmitted by Merricat on Tue, 2008-04-01 14:08.
Okay, how did I get 6/7 out of that? I "knew" maybe 3. File that one under "lucky clicking". Can we please get back to our regularly scheduled psychodramas now? You F'ed up the options inSubmitted by TStodden on Tue, 2008-04-01 14:51.
You F'ed up the options in mid-game... NOT COOL MAN!!! ~TStodden $3805... 7/7, took a while.Submitted by Mikachan on Tue, 2008-04-01 18:19.
$3805... 7/7, took a while. Apparently 1/286, which I'll take. Took a while to stop laughing at the dat/dis switch. :D That was pretty great,Submitted by Game Keeper on Wed, 2008-04-02 12:13.
That was pretty great, though I still didn't believe you when the "describes a dis" came out. So at least I got that part right. On the dis or dat itself, I was displeased with my score. Oh well "Dis" sucked so much ass...Submitted by im not druck I swear on Sun, 2008-06-29 14:32.
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Well ... dat sucked. :)
Well ... dat sucked. :)