Stuck at 88% loading... am I just too quick off the mark? :(

Woah. Who's going to run the control board now? And to whom do we doNATE? Do we doSCHMITTY or doOLDGUY now?

Had an itchy trigger finger on the DoD, but managed to redeem myself on the Jack Attack. I'm gonna miss Nate, though.

Oh. Wow. That's all I can say.

The Nateion will miss you...

So long Nate and good luck.

BTW The Jack Attack is bit faulty. Princess Di did not come up the second time. And a couple of options I got right the first time came up wrong the first time. (But were right the second time)

The one week where I magically know almost all the answers, and it all pales into insignificance beside this terrible blow. Nate.... Naaate....say it isn't so......

If Cookie could take after Keyser Soze then how could Nate kill him? What happens if he aims for Cookie in the back and misses?!

Good luck Nate! And man, maybe Elliott Spitzer needs a new job and would fit right in as an intern!

Don't you forget about me...I need to go find more anime now...

Take care and godspeed, Nate.

This is the most brilliant episode ever. I loved the dark humor throughout, especially making us think Nate actually died (although I did have a strong suspicion he'd pop back up at the very end).

But it's too bad that Nate is leaving. He's Luigi to Cookie's Mario. I don't think this means YDKJ is jumping the shark or anything, but it won't be the same.

- Kef

So, I see you need a new intern. Where can I send my resume?

Ha... I'm not giving it away, but there was one obviously WRONG answer in one of the questions and I had to choose it. Did anyone else do that just to hear what Cookie'd say?

Seriously? Is this real? Is Nate really leaving?

~Deli

P.S. Ok, this was weird.. I did ok throughout the questions and such (except for the obviously wrong answer I picked; hilarious by the way) and the DoD wasn't... uh.. well... but the Jack Attack "Killed" me (no pun intended)... My score ended up to be 420... Yeah. Really.

Saved by the Jack attack :)

Really cute, Jack.

Does this mean there is an intern position open at YDKJ? I love chicken fingers. How do I apply? Thank goodness for JA otherwise I would have completely bombed. Totally hosed by DoD.

By the way, I just became very curious about something... does nate's fate change depending on your score in the Jack Attack (or overall, I forget what usually triggers the comments)? I mean, did everyone hear about Nate running off to marry Tiny at the end?

I had $10,975. And I got the Nate eloping Tiny scenario as well.

EDIT: Okay, I just replayed it and got a score of over $20K, and his response was exactly the same.

Today I hit the million dollar mark - thanks for seven figures worth of fun Nate! Vaya con Dios amigo - keep Tiny away from the chicken fingers, they're toxic to elephants.

Nate...we hardly knew ye....

$20,211, 14/118--I did some serious lucky guessing on this one, especially on the DoD. JA was semi-tough for me as well; had to pass on "Jack Dawson" because I had no idea who that is.

Good luck, Nate & Tiny--I'll be sending a wedding gift basket of peanut-crusted chicken fingers. :D

I wanna be a Jellyvision intern... Just wait 2 years until I'm 17...

I wanna be a Jellyvision intern... Just wait 2 years until I'm 17...

"We could really use a ladder"?! After the crack about having kids, that's just spitting-on-the-screen funny...especially since several years ago somebody around here was arrested on a ladder, with his horse. Yeah. Good luck, Cookie. Eww.

This is pure gold.

Nate will always be Cookie's intern to us.

Remember Nate, when impregnating an elephant you need to give her an enema first.

Damn. Slammed that Jack Attack.

8/148 - I think I was trying harder for Nate today... to quote Weezer "Say it ain't sooo oh oh!" We'll miss ya, Nate. Don't be a stranger. Our trivia is your trivia. We mean it. You need YDKJ dollars or money for a bus ride home, you just let us know...

Did anyone else notice the number 3 wiggling around on a couple of questions? What was that about? I (stupidly) chose 3 on those even though I thought the other answer was correct, and killed my would-be perfect game. :(

Before playing I had a couple of boneless chicken patties for lunch. I dedicate the meal to you Nate. Much luck to you and Tiny!

76/162 $14,631

So disturbing on so many levels.

So if the game continues on without Nate, it leaves me to wonder . . . what did Nate actually do (besides eat chicken fingers, annoy Cookie and dream about pachyderms)?

As bad as I did on this episode, it made it all worth while to have American Psycho mentioned in the DisOrDat. I have to admit that it kind of threw me off after because I was excited that my favourite book and movie was mentioned.

You gotta love Patrick Bateman.

Meh. Not great. Sadly not up on all my morbid trivia. HOWEVER... that may be the most amusing game of YDKJ that I've ever played.

Hee. Peophant.

EDiT: I'm with Deli. I know exactly which question you mean and I TOTALLY picked the wrong answer. I didn't know the right one and that one was so much more amusing.

I have seen Nate off with one of my worst performances to date.

And of course Nate can't get killed by the elephant. ELEPHANT is an anagram of HELP NATE.

So... Nate's finally going away...

Any chance you're looking for a new intern? I'd love to... assuming you guys don't keep any old e-mails...

ALL HAIL MASTER COOKIE!

~TStodden
"We now resume our regularly scheduled reality, already in progress."

We'll miss you Nate.

Bye for now -- I hope you make a guest appearance some time, that old guy is getting... well... old

Have fun, I'll send a copy of Dumbo along for you two to watch together.

By the way, where did Jack Dawson die? I though it had something to do with a creek, but I didn't see that the second time

WOW!