1/2

that won't last

I don't think I'll ever again see a 1/1 on a Jack episode with only $3,273, so I think I'm going to consider myself proud for these few seconds before someone else plays.

4/5 and an e-check for $9,058. Aced the DisOrDat, nearly clueless on the attack. Mediocre day for the questions.
*Begin nerd observation* Hawking's voice always reminds me of the Amiga 500's speech processor. *End nerd observation*

How do I cash out my total winnings?

I have no idea who half those people were in the JA ... Dufrense and Reddy, Hill and Burroughs ... no idea who they were. Pegged the rest of them, though I only knew Sirius Black from my wife geeking about Harry Potter.

Every week my episode score gets worse. Yay. Vanessa, though! Always a highlight.

Just beyond awful.

My score, I mean. Although that makes me dislike the episode too. I'm a petty, bitter man.

I got every question wrong! Yay!

9/46 at $13,955... and it is only because I did so-so on the DoD and aced the JA.

Okay, maybe it would be in horrible taste, but one day I'd like to get Stephen Hawking to say: "Would you like to play a game?"

I could die happy after that (and probably would, from laughing).

-Much love,
D.G.

JA was awful. Only got Sirius Black and Shawshank. 26/47, $8,063...:(

Hey, where's RULZ?

I think that was the worst I ever did :(

My new record low, first time I ever dug myself deeper in the Jack Attack.

that JA killed me. it started off well enough with Sirius...but then it was a b-line to the loser's lounge

Was clueless on the JA. THe one I did think that I knew I was late in responding and got hit with a 2000 $fine.

Van down by the river....

I wonder if Jellyvision is also working on a side-project. I'd like to hear of a new YDKJ in the works... even if it were to take a few years or... more.

I die two days before my 21st birthday? Cruel. I expect my death to be done by Mecha-Streisand.

-$8,334 and I'm not last? The bind moggles!

38/119 - With that score? Hooo boy. That's almost as shocking as the fact that the vague news the YDJK team promised us hasn't arrived yet... several months past due date. I'm callin' the Pope soon, Cookie, and you don't want Pope-On-A-Rope comin' atcha!

Oh my god, total brain-fart on this toughie. $1,011. But I did just pre-order "Cookie Masterson: Throat of God" on Amazon.

I used to be in the top 10% overall...not any more..after the past two weeks I am slowly circling the drain...and I knew whose albums those were but only got 3 JAs correct...the slurping suckage continues...

LOL i had no clue at the dis or dat an decidet to buzz my way to hell.
-27,805$
but at least i was not the last one :D
163/164

Ok, that just hurts. Guessed...I mean, ANSWERED every question right, even the DoD, then the JA hits. Memo to self: STOP GUESSING ON THE JA!! Final score: -2000. Someone shoot me now.

In other news, someone gave me all 3 YDKJ games as a belated birthday gift. Good memories, fun times, and total suck-o-rama on the Sports one. Anyone want a slightly used CD? (And don't you miss those fun Gibberish Questions?)

EDIT How the heck did I end up 54/165? That can't be right. I've got a NEGATIVE score, I should be somewhere in the two hundreds.

I'm going to out myself as a total nerd for this, but The Penguin generally does not go to Arkham Asylum, and in the current comics when he is apprehended he is sent to Blackgate Prison. This is because he is not insane, he's merely a criminal.

The Riddler or Two Face would have made appropriate pairings with The Joker for Arkham.

Wow! That was the worst I have ever done. This was not the best episode they have had.

$700, 156/198. That was cruel.

However, using Nova Prospekt on the JA got my hopes up for a question I might actually know the answer to. Jerks.

$23,294 : 4/216

Wow. Aced the DOD (thanks to living in Chicago) and missed one on the JA (thanks to being lucky).

It's also my first time posting. So "Hi" guys!

Niceeeee. 19/224, $16,727. Very surprising since I didn't know most of the regular questions. Squeaked by with a 6/7 DoD and somehow got a perfect JA even though a few were lucky guesses. I was happy I got the Shawshank Redemption reference though!

Yikes!!! 156/236...Definitely a tough one! My first score under $10,000. Oh well, I'll get 'em next time!

Hardest JA ever.

I fucking SUCKED....
$-42,000....

SPOILER############

The Dis or Dat should have included "Perfect Strangers." I mean, Cookie even said "Get out of the city!" Pure Balki speak right there.

And yes, Perfect Strangers was set in Chicago...

FYI, the Simpsons already have done quite a few Stephen Hawking appearances. In fact, they've made the same jokes that this YDKJ episode makes (but funnier).

[At Moe's Tavern]
Hawking: Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
Homer: Wow, I can't believe someone I never heard of is hanging out with a guy like me.
Moe: All right, it's closing time. Who's paying the tab?
Homer: [imitating Hawking's voice box] I am.
Hawking: I didn't say that.
Homer: [still imitating] Yes I did.
[the glove comes out again, bopping Homer in the face]
[still imitating] D'oh

Episode transcript

Crap, I was doing well until that Jack Attack. That is probably the worse I've ever done on a JA :(

That Jack Attack was pretty hard, but I got all the Dis Or Dat ones (and almost full points on the topology one) so I ended up in the top 40% :)

Used to love this game!

I had my score in the 1,000 area until the JA, then it dropped me all the way down to -16,000. I did get 6/7 on the DOD

Why are the ratings so high on this episode if it sucks as bad as your comments? I rated it a 1 star because it is so out of left field with no value as in general knowledge!

Lets give some real feedback!! Ditch this one as a whole!!! I just sucked all around!

This is coming from an old Berkley Beta tester from the 90’s!!!!!!!!!! I miss you guys!!!!!

February 19th? I thought I would at least last until the end of the world in December of 2011.

I am so ashamed.. I scored negative 20,000 in the JA. I'm going to go cry now.