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Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Hold on to your wallets, it’s wedding season. President Bush’s daughter, Jenna, oot married over the weekend. I guess my invitation was lost in the mail. The wedding took place on the Bush family’s Texas ranch. Very few details about the ceremony were released due to the family’s wish for privacy. Although all the phones were tapped and the diamond engagement ring has a spy camera in it. So... I’m gonna read off seven things. For each I want you to tell me if it’s #an official cut of diamond, # something Ms. Pacman eats in the game Ms. Pacman, or % both. If it’s a % diamond cut, # press 1. If it’s a % Ms. Pacman treat, # press 2. If it’s both, # press 3. To skip, press four. Right answers will win you diamonds and pearls. % But answer wrong and find all your quarters have disappeared.% Keep you eye on the clock. % I think I hear the music... time to walk down the aisle. Questions: Heart Apple Princess Pear Pretzel Peach
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Hey cheater, Even though I'mSubmitted by shma on Mon, 2008-05-12 23:36.
Hey cheater, Even though I'm sure your goal is to spoil the game for everyone with the same lame comments and bragging, can you at least have the decency to not put spoilers in your post without warning people first? Thank You, Everyone in the YDKJ community wow. even the pope hatesSubmitted by joeyslugs on Mon, 2008-05-12 23:53.
wow. even the pope hates you. Wow, good thing the DisOrDatSubmitted by tlhinman on Tue, 2008-05-13 00:29.
Wow, good thing the DisOrDat has never asked for the spelling of "geniuses," huh? Unless you actually are asking about the genuses, in which case there's just one: Homo. I'm just going to leave that one alone. Regarding the post bySubmitted by Merricat on Tue, 2008-05-13 02:25.
Regarding the post by videogamer810 on the May 9 DoD: I'm sorry that the garbage that "rulz" has posted above is the answer to your post. I do applaud you for making the effort, and I thank you for taking the time to write your articulate and comprehensive note. I must admit to a bit of disappointment: I had a tiny glimmer of hope that you might have a respectful response. It's unfortunate that this "player" is, in fact, that lowest form of online outcast: just another troll. Again, thank you for posting, and I hope you continue to write, play, and enjoy the rest of the YDKJ community. Best, Yeah, I didn't think itSubmitted by videogamer810 on Tue, 2008-05-13 06:30.
Yeah, I didn't think it would work. But I felt I had to take a shot. Holy crap, I got all 7 correct. I knew which ones were definitely not Pac-Man treats, and I managed to correctly guess the both. Ranking: 7/73. Okay, actually, it's 8/74, but I'm not counting Rulz. In fact, from now on, let's all start adjusting for the cheater when we post our scores. "Cookie, if you are readingSubmitted by furrykef on Tue, 2008-05-13 03:58.
"Cookie, if you are reading this dude, pretzel is NOT, I repeat, NOT a fruit!" Umm, he didn't say it was one. In fact, he never uttered the word "fruit" at all. You may score high on DisOrDats, but you score low on having a clue. "So all you so calledSubmitted by Starblade on Tue, 2008-05-13 08:12.
"So all you so called "troll" people go ***k yourselves!" I'd tell you to look up irony but somehow I think it'd just be lost on you. I'm sorry. The word ***k isSubmitted by retroman28 on Tue, 2008-05-13 16:11.
I'm sorry. The word ***k is not one I know of. Unless you are trying to say 'k' yourselves aka ok yourselves. Then thanks you! You can go k yourself too. Unless your unintelligent self, (who isn't even trying to play the game anymore as can be observed from your pretzel not a fruit caption) meant to say fuck yourself. Then yeah buddy, go fuck yourself. When your done, don't come back. Morons like you are the reason I never read the comments first anymore. One last thing, gotta tell ya though man or ma'am, I find it hilarious that you have the balls and nerve to criticize Cookie and the writers about spelling and other things. People in glass houses certainly have some real balls. You know what, I think we should challenge him to create a worthwhile Jack Dis-or-Dat. Let's see what he can come up with. Ahh! I have it! How many times did I play each game to get my score. "Morons like you are theSubmitted by Merricat on Tue, 2008-05-13 20:13.
"Morons like you are the reason I never read the comments first anymore." There's that, and there's the case of the Do You Know Your Yiddish Dis-or-Dat. I made a dumb mistake after reading about "beer" not being the right answer to "Miller." I KNOW my Yiddish (pretty well at least), but the "wrong spoiler" made me doubt myself. That's what I get for glancing at the comments first. And, of course, the nasty case of Troll infestation. I DO wish Jellyvision would fumigate! Hmmmm..... d'you think they would delete his posts if we all asked very nicely and brought them chocolate chip cookies? WWEFanRulz, Newsflash fromSubmitted by showofhands on Tue, 2008-06-17 10:30.
WWEFanRulz, Newsflash from Carlos Mencia: God loves you. The rest of us think you're a dee-dee-dee. Uhh... Gee, kinda awkwardSubmitted by Luckybot777 on Tue, 2008-05-13 01:30.
Uhh... Gee, kinda awkward starting a new post after that.. Fun DoD eh folks? ~DELI Eep! 4/7, and I thought ISubmitted by Merricat on Tue, 2008-05-13 02:28.
Eep! 4/7, and I thought I knew my diamonds! Well, we always have Wednesday's DoD to look forward to (or dread, if you tend to live up here on Planet Clueless) :) But do you know yourSubmitted by NPLDart on Tue, 2008-05-13 03:01.
But do you know your Pac-man? :) I suspect I would have gotten 7 for 7 had I not had a brain cramp and hit a singular answer instead of Both. Le sigh. Stupid boths. My downfall, too.Submitted by Dixie on Tue, 2008-05-13 05:51.
My downfall, too. D: I wish I were a rich bitch. It can be easy to launchSubmitted by berticus on Tue, 2008-05-13 07:14.
It can be easy to launch into #1 right at release if you look at the page source . . . Hold on to your wallets, it’s wedding season. President Bush’s daughter, Jenna, oot married over the weekend. I guess my invitation was lost in the mail. The wedding took place on the Bush family’s Texas ranch. Very few details about the ceremony were released due to the family’s wish for privacy. Although all the phones were tapped and the diamond engagement ring has a spy camera in it. So... I’m gonna read off seven things. For each I want you to tell me if it’s #an official cut of diamond, # something Ms. Pacman eats in the game Ms. Pacman, or % both. If it’s a % diamond cut, # press 1. If it’s a % Ms. Pacman treat, # press 2. If it’s both, # press 3. To skip, press four. Right answers will win you diamonds and pearls. % But answer wrong and find all your quarters have disappeared.% Keep you eye on the clock. % I think I hear the music... time to walk down the aisle. Questions: Heart Apple Princess Pear Pretzel Peach True, but where's the fun inSubmitted by Merricat on Tue, 2008-05-13 20:14.
True, but where's the fun in that? Huh, never knew that wasSubmitted by TechnoPops on Fri, 2008-05-16 19:11.
Huh, never knew that was there. It sure would make it easy for someone just look up all the answers and cheat, then brag about it. *cough cough* But I do wonder why they put that there in the first place. I can't believe I gotSubmitted by dj HaQ on Tue, 2008-05-13 07:56.
I can't believe I got stumped on "P********h..." AND got it wrong. My god...all those days atSubmitted by batgirl on Tue, 2008-05-13 09:23.
My god...all those days at the arcade...all my allowance spent...finally paid off 7/7, 3/113 All done clean. Say no to the cheats! I always felt sorry forSubmitted by elite fencer on Tue, 2008-05-13 09:26.
I always felt sorry for Bush's daughter. It can't be easy living with a guy like that.... 34/114. Again, not counting Rulz. Asshole.... Eesh. I always hate Both's.Submitted by Devinoch on Tue, 2008-05-13 09:47.
Eesh. I always hate Both's. Let's not talk about this one, huh? Yeah, that's one of mySubmitted by gwalch on Tue, 2008-05-13 21:15.
Yeah, that's one of my favorite sign-offs for a while. Damn! Ran out of quarters!Submitted by retroman28 on Tue, 2008-05-13 16:12.
Damn! Ran out of quarters! 5/7 Wow, I see Trolly TrollersonSubmitted by sakurarocket on Tue, 2008-05-13 17:44.
Wow, I see Trolly Trollerson is still out in full force. His mom should have never bought him his own computer, and certainly not let him keep it in his room. Anyway, enough with that. I didn't blow this one as badly as I thought I would. 5/7, somewhat respectable. 7/7! Mainly because I knowSubmitted by CaptainSpam on Tue, 2008-05-13 21:41.
7/7! Mainly because I know my Ms. Pac-Man and was damn lucky on the both. Has Cookie thrown us a curve yet and announced a Both when none of the answers were Both? I lost track. Erm... did I just give Jellyvision ideas, or ruin a cruel joke later down the line? They did the one where onlySubmitted by Game Keeper on Tue, 2008-05-13 22:07.
They did the one where only the last one was both... I think that counts. Even if they were going to do that, I don't think most people read down this far. They are probably coming up with more troll insults instead. I remember the MarcelSubmitted by KingErroenous on Wed, 2008-05-14 23:57.
I remember the Marcel Marceau one where ALL the answers were both. |
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Ladies & gentlemen of the
Ladies & gentlemen of the official Dis or Dat club: today's Dis or Dat is a both. There is only 1 both so u people have to figure it out for yourself. Yup, I know my Ms. Pac-Man treats but Cookie, if you are reading this dude, pretzel is NOT, I repeat, NOT a fruit! I mean who are the genuses (sp) behind the boths on the Dis or Dats people? Score: $4110 ranking 1/7. I'm sure A LOT of people play Ms. Pac-Man in the video arcade 24/7 b/c that is an addicting video game am I right people? I mean people pump quarters into the Ms. Pac-Man video game ALL the freaking time. So all you so called "troll" people go ***k yourselves!