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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Big News in JellylandDear YDKJ online players, the Pope, our old intern Nate and his elephant-spouse Tiny, Britney Spears, the people of the Mosquito Coast, Pat Sajak, that one guy we used in all those pictures, and all the animals that were harmed in the making of our game (especially the marmot): For the past 21 months or so, we've been honored to make our online game for you, about you, or via exploitation of you. For a free Beta version, we feel we've provided at least a $2-$3 value. And we're proud of that. Completely out of money, but proud. Seriously, last week we ate cheese sandwiches without the cheese. Or the sandwich. We just stared at lifelike drawings of cheese sandwiches and made eating gestures with our hands and mouths. You'd be surprised, it actually works a little. But be that as it may, we've decided to actually try to make some money with this thing. We're working hard on getting this game out to the masses - not that the 1,000 or so of you who play every week don't qualify as "the masses." We're just really, really hungry. So, hopefully, in the upcoming weeks, you'll hear some real big news about a real big deal we've made with some real bigshots who can help get YOU DON'T KNOW JACK back to where it belongs - in the home of every living man, woman, and child, and most elves. And for all of our loyal viewers, and we know who you are, we promise to give you a token of our appreciation. Stay tuned. Since we'll need all of our resources to devote to this and other ventures in bringing new and exciting Jellyvision games to the world - and this is that news we promised - our online episodes will be coming to a halt at Episode 100. That's five more episodes, starting now. And then, well... the world shall be our oyster once again. Then we can eat the world, because like we said, we're hungry, even though we don't like oysters all that much. Enjoy the final five episodes, and for Pete's sake, stop staring at us like that. Thanks, everybody. The old episodes are allSubmitted by NPLDart on Sun, 2008-09-07 22:46.
The old episodes are all still available. You can play just as much as the rest of us got to. :) Go, YDKJ! Woo! You gotta do what you gottaSubmitted by Beamerboy on Sun, 2008-09-07 20:07.
You gotta do what you gotta do... Just don't be away too long - Cookie may get snapped up by someone at Sesame Street! I KNEW IT. I even suspectedSubmitted by Lirael on Sun, 2008-09-07 21:48.
I KNEW IT. I even suspected the 100 episode thing. Wah! But who can blame you? Thanks for the free ride, Jellyvision. It's been fantastic. AAAAGGGGHHH!! What'll I doSubmitted by Photoscribe1 on Sun, 2008-09-07 22:47.
AAAAGGGGHHH!! What'll I do for my trivia fix?? Will you be available ANYWHERE?? My thanks, and I put y'allSubmitted by Dixie on Sun, 2008-09-07 22:59.
My thanks, and I put y'all in charge of finding a new distraction for me. Who needs studies? Ah, screw it. I'm gonnaSubmitted by impromptuJ on Sun, 2008-09-07 23:59.
Ah, screw it. I'm gonna host my own online interactive trivia game...how hard can it be? BAM! Doo doo doo doo doo doooooooooo...da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-tingley-dingley-doo! "Hi, this is ImpromptuJ and I...erm...uh...wait, I had a joke just a second ago..." What do you think the bigSubmitted by judoff on Mon, 2008-09-08 01:22.
What do you think the big news will be? I hope it'll be a new console version of ydkj! :( to see the web episodesSubmitted by eklynx on Mon, 2008-09-08 01:33.
:( to see the web episodes go away One dis-or-dat a week might not be a bad consolation to all of us on here though ;) -eklynx I am actually really REALLLYSubmitted by anivasion on Mon, 2008-09-08 03:18.
I am actually really REALLLY happy about this news! Not that I don't love the free online episodes, because I do, but because I have been wanting a new YDKJ game for a long *really really really real* long time. Ok, it hasn't been that long since a new one was made, but it feels like it. And please have Cookie do the whole thing! I have to be honest (and since you may actually read this, sincere) but I didn't even play through some of the parts of previous games when I didn't like the host. 'S true. I'll have some money waiting to buy the new game. And even though there won't be new episodes, would you kind sirs still put new updates here? I'll be watching! There's nothing like a goodSubmitted by jaamz5167 on Wed, 2008-09-10 08:46.
There's nothing like a good Oliver Stone reference. (And that was NOTHING like a good Oliver Stone reference.) Err, thanks for yourSubmitted by anivasion on Fri, 2008-09-12 05:05.
Err, thanks for your critique about something I wasn't doing. :3 Jellyvision talked toSubmitted by anivasion on Fri, 2008-09-12 04:40.
:3 Jellyvision talked to me in my post. =D I have a feeling this has toSubmitted by MowDownJoe on Mon, 2008-09-08 08:10.
I have a feeling this has to do with YDKJ coming back in a non-flash form, like I read about in August. http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/19/jellyvision-getting-back-into-the-games-biz/ Well... I'll miss losing this from my biweekly routine, but to download YDKJ for XBox Live with downloadable question packs will be doubleplusgood in my book. It better come out on theSubmitted by clouds31 on Mon, 2008-09-08 08:54.
It better come out on the wii....and have online multiplayer Um... am I the only one hereSubmitted by retroman28 on Mon, 2008-09-08 10:57.
Um... am I the only one here that doesn't own a console? While I have nothing against my console owning chums, I sincerely hope the new version of YDKJ will remember the platform on which it rightfully belongs. Cookie, Schmitty, Guy, Nate (YDKJ 1)... whoever is hosting I'll see you guys there. Let us know when the new item is here and I'll be more then happy to buy you guys a T-Bone or two. It's the least I can do for roughly 11 years of fun. (I'll save my speech for #100) I do own consoles, the WiiSubmitted by anivasion on Mon, 2008-09-08 18:30.
I do own consoles, the Wii and Xbox 360, but I would still prefer for the game to have a download option off of the internet like the new Sam and Max did and Strongbad games are going to have. Granted though, the latter is designed for the online browser ON the Wii. I don't own a console, but ISubmitted by sinusoidally on Tue, 2008-09-09 14:21.
I don't own a console, but I do have an NES system and a C64 emulator. Oh, and a PC. Right. So if the upcoming installment of Jack is both awesome and PC . . . erized?, then I will be tres, tres happy. *goes to notify friends with tin can & string telephone* What... no Amiga? For shameSubmitted by retroman28 on Tue, 2008-09-09 19:48.
What... no Amiga? For shame my friend... for shame! Check out lemon64.com and lemonamiga.com for friendly commodore goodness. sorry to see these go... butSubmitted by ThatDudeOverThere on Mon, 2008-09-08 15:14.
sorry to see these go... but really glad to hear something big is (probably) on the way But... my weekly Jack fix isSubmitted by raditts on Mon, 2008-09-08 15:54.
But... my weekly Jack fix is all I have to live for! Well, I'm bummed. NotSubmitted by gizmojones on Mon, 2008-09-08 20:53.
Well, I'm bummed. Not because I need to get YDKJ for free, but because I work (and play) on a Mac. I have five YDKJ CDs that used to function Mac but don't work with OSX - in fact, I held on to my old computer just so I could play YDKJ - but I mostly relied on the online version for my fix. I hope that, someday.... don't go.... wasn'tSubmitted by cg on Tue, 2008-09-09 01:21.
don't go.... wasn't something i said? was it something i didn't say? Did I not please you? Should I have sacrificed both goats? Watching max-x doesn't quite give me the same fulfillment! I wish you all the best! You have provided a lot of fun for us working joes/janes. thanks As long as the new game hasSubmitted by Angst on Tue, 2008-09-09 06:35.
As long as the new game has s3x, violence and nudity; I think it will be a huge success. Oh, and it should be in the First Person perspective as well. ;) Well, I guess there's always that on-line North American bird trivia game... Thanks for THE (Free) RIDE, JV. I look forward to the new product. =) ~Angst~ Is there really an onlineSubmitted by fortunateizzi on Tue, 2008-09-09 14:51.
Is there really an online bird trivia game? I'd be into that. lol. "The Great North AmericanSubmitted by Angst on Wed, 2008-09-10 07:43.
"The Great North American Bird Watching Trivia Game" Fun for the whole... erm... target audience to which this game is pitched. * cough * I'm really going to miss "Red Shoes" and "Bugs Bunny in a Dress". thanks from dell inspironSubmitted by batteryfast on Sun, 2008-11-23 20:48.
While I'm sad to see mySubmitted by sinusoidally on Tue, 2008-09-09 14:26.
While I'm sad to see my bottomless well of online Jack trivia dry up for a finite replacement, my satisfaction in hearing that you will finally be able to eat cheese sandwiches again more than makes up for it. Hopefully you'll be rolling in cash so deep, you'll be able to afford some of them fancy cheeses! Like marbled cheddar! Any ballparky timeframe guesstimates as to when the new Jack will arrive? How many months will I have to rehabilitate the marmots? A Ride-like Jack for the DSSubmitted by DJ Samurai on Wed, 2008-09-10 12:18.
A Ride-like Jack for the DS would be bitchin'. That would be awesome, and ISubmitted by IDontKnowJack on Wed, 2008-09-10 18:26.
That would be awesome, and I know that jack's coming out on the wii. The news that jack online is closing sucks, but it's also great news knowing that a new pc-slowing jack is coming! While I'm sad to see mySubmitted by Game Keeper on Thu, 2008-09-11 23:15.
While I'm sad to see my bottomless well of online Jack trivia dry up for a finite replacement, my satisfaction in hearing that you will finally be able to eat cheese sandwiches again more than makes up for it. Hopefully you'll be rolling in cash so deep, you'll be able to afford some of them fancy cheeses! Like marbled cheddar! I think this is true -- I mean this was pretty good for being free. So as much as I love getting free content, I think it's great you want to move out of Cookie's basement (which is pretty disgusting from what I hear) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSubmitted by WWEdeadman on Fri, 2008-09-12 07:35.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo No more online YDKJ... My Internet just became worthless. Hopefully it comes back somehow,somewhere,sometime. Buying the Games isn't half the fun, if you know what I mean. Does this mean youre gonnaSubmitted by Twiminy on Sat, 2008-09-13 06:23.
Does this mean youre gonna bring back PrimeTime Pitch to the Xbox Live marketplace? All I ask is that you bringSubmitted by Koombah on Sat, 2008-09-13 20:57.
All I ask is that you bring back some sort of 5th Dimentia - online competition avenue. Seriously, that was the only self-gratification I had for most of college. At least it lasted longerSubmitted by HipKittie on Sat, 2008-09-13 23:19.
At least it lasted longer than the TV show... please tell me that "someSubmitted by godprobe on Sun, 2008-09-14 04:11.
please tell me that "some real bigshots" involves the folks at Valve? even if it's a lie. I would be willing to pay aSubmitted by DaphneDew on Sun, 2008-09-14 19:52.
I would be willing to pay a small fee for YDKJ on-line. I paid for Snood so those folks could feed their children, I'll pay for you guys to eat too. Please keep it in the same platform and definitely MAC compatible since MACs rule. I do have a Wii, but would rather play on my trusty MAC. As always, I'm lookingSubmitted by schmitty on Wed, 2008-09-17 22:45.
As always, I'm looking forward to Jellyvision's future endeavors! Thanks for bringing YDKJ back to the web for free! We certainly enjoyed it. I just recently found thisSubmitted by Hooloovoo42 on Thu, 2008-09-18 17:07.
I just recently found this and having been working my way through the episodes...I hope they will be hosted for a little bit after the 100th one is posted. Regardless, I greatly appreciate the revival and all of the fun of these episodes. I also await with bated breath and open wallet whatever YDKJ format will be coming next. In my college days, a friend and I literally stayed up all night two different nights within a one week period to finish YDKJ: The Ride...that's the only video game that I've ever done that for, and I've played a lot of 'em. (And yes, I'm one of the people who correctly answered, without hesitation, the Impossible Question in YDKJ3 asking what color the eyes were on the YDKJ Sports box.) Side note: I'm surprised no one has mentioned Acrophobia here yet...I would SO pay large amounts of money to see that revived, updated, and brought back to the masses. In my mind, it was a real textbook for online social game design, and really doesn't need to be changed much...my heart would skip several beats to hear of its imminent return. Thanks again Jellyvision Games, and welcome back! I would LOVE it if YDKJ cameSubmitted by devolve on Sat, 2008-09-20 13:29.
I would LOVE it if YDKJ came back -- just don't limit it to consoles, because I don't have one. Aw, I am so bummed! I haveSubmitted by crazyophelia42 on Thu, 2008-10-02 09:02.
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so no more jack online? i
so no more jack online? i just got herre. Damn