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A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Party like it's Jack 99.
Antepenultimate Jack!
Nate's Final Episode
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
The April Fools Episode
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
Pants Suits
Ask not for whom the DisOrDat tolls...
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I've purchased YDKJ the bookSubmitted by ekweizn on Mon, 2008-09-22 16:37.
I've purchased YDKJ the book and YDKJ the tabletop game to get my fix until the new game comes out. I'll also wear my YDKJ T-shirt and stick a new YDKJ bumper sticker to my buttocks each day until then. Okay, so my score wasn'tSubmitted by soulsteelgray on Mon, 2008-09-22 16:38.
Okay, so my score wasn't amazing ($11,850 76/162) but that outro was pretty much made of amazing. Thanks for everything, Jellyvision. I look forward to YDKJ's reincarnation... again. Thanks for 100 great games,Submitted by Boomshadow on Mon, 2008-09-22 17:15.
Thanks for 100 great games, plus all the bonus Dis or Dats (even the "boths"). Thanks for being funny, and keeping the trivia center of my brain from atrophying. I wish I had finished as strongly as you did, instead of posting a mediocre last score. The speech was a marvelous send-off, though, and yet at the same time, in keeping with the standards set by the rest of the writing at Jellyvision. May your relaunch be lucrative--and SOON. ;) the last game and ive neverSubmitted by im not druck I swear on Mon, 2008-09-22 17:20.
the last game and ive never been more honor to be here with everyone else and play this game. you gave all the useless crap that we know meaning twice a week. we laughed, we loved, we learn to hate everything that you hated (like nate). it was an amazing run, we played all you games (online and the from the games we buy)and we want to thank you cookie and everyone in jellyvision for giving us something to do when we are bored or just didnt want to do our work. if you ever come out with a new game ill be the first online to buy it. thank you guys for everything you did and ill never forget this site and everyone else that was playing. even though ill never reach the top 200 (im ranked 245 on the uberboard) thank you for everything ill miss you Jack and you just proved to me that..... Ps- cookie we'll be ur friend :) So long, everybody. HopeSubmitted by QuantumKitsune on Mon, 2008-09-22 17:38.
So long, everybody. Hope you come back to torment us with insanely hard questions again soon. I even forgive you for all those Dis or Dats with Boths in 'em. OK can I collect my winningsSubmitted by tech450 on Mon, 2008-09-22 17:46.
OK can I collect my winnings now? You owe me $543,456.00! Don't worry, it's coming.Submitted by shma on Mon, 2008-09-22 18:22.
Don't worry, it's coming. They're just waiting for their government bailout money. I wish I could find theSubmitted by mco1043 on Mon, 2008-09-22 18:00.
I wish I could find the video clip of Nancy Reagan singing (very poorly) "Thanks For the Memories" to Bob Hope during his 85th birthday special in 1988. Oh, wait... here it is! Fun trivia games. Nancy Reagan karaoke. Is there anything the Internet can't do? THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, COOKIE!!!!! *sniff* I loved it! Here's to theSubmitted by Museite on Mon, 2008-09-22 18:48.
I loved it! Here's to the good times and the times where I totally blew ... which was often! Thank you to all the folksSubmitted by Devinoch on Mon, 2008-09-22 19:26.
Thank you to all the folks at Jellyvision, for all the work, sweat and tears you've put into this, and for brightening my days for two years now. Wherever you go, wherever we find Jack next, I can assure you, rain or shine, I will be there, money in hand, ready to pay for my laughs, however it may be. I'm hoping it's oh so very soon. The world is a little less bright without Jack, Cookie, Nate and the rest of the Jellyvision team. Laid off in the beginning of August, YDJK goes into seclusion in September... I hate to see what else happens this year. Hopefully you'll be back very very very soon. We need it. Really. ~c. Thanks for the sentiment,Submitted by cookie_m on Mon, 2008-09-22 20:06.
Thanks for the sentiment, Devinoch. Hang in there. (Depending on which audio file launches after your score, you'll find that I made a special nod to you -- and many others. You'll have to keep playing and scoring just right to make it happen.) To everyone else, we appreciate the love. You guys rock! -TG There's more? You guys areSubmitted by Lirael on Tue, 2008-09-23 00:28.
There's more? You guys are sneaky! Due to my atrocious score I got the Rulz rant, which I wouldn't have missed for the world. Back in a minute... ...Wow, it's easier the second time, isn't it? Wish I'd thought of that before. Although I still managed to score even less in the JA than I did last time. Aw! You guys! Sob! I know I'm supposed to be working, but I'm sure I can do better than that. Google, Google, Google... ...Hah! The Attack is mine! And it only took three tries and a bunch of Googling! It was well worth it, though. It brought a misty tear to my eye to have the honour of hearing Cookie mispronounce my username. (And I'm not even being snarky.) I was going to say something about not enjoying day one of my Cookie-free diet, but it sounded vaguely obscene. So instead, just...thanks again, Jellyvision, for the love and care you put into the last episode and for all the others too. Of course I'll be buying whatever the new thing is, but I'll miss the online game and I'll miss all the posters here too. Except for Rulz. Wow. Thank you guys SO much.Submitted by Devinoch on Wed, 2008-09-24 18:44.
Wow. Thank you guys SO much. I would've missed it if I hadn't seen this note, but I played and played, and sure enough, I am indeed part of the graduating class of YDKJ '08, and you're class president Tom. First round's on me. Hope the deal goes through soon (or, if it's already gone through, you can talk about it soon - we're impatient, y'know) and may nothing but Brinks trucks back up to your door. Hell, you guys have earned. Last time for now, so sayeth the Devinoch. ~c. I actually began to tear upSubmitted by Toaster on Mon, 2008-09-22 19:59.
I actually began to tear up a bit at the end. Then the fart sounded, which just reminded me how much I will really miss this! :( Goodbye and thank you, Jellyvision! I got name-checked in theSubmitted by CaptainSpam on Mon, 2008-09-22 20:17.
I got name-checked in the final You Don't Know Jack episode! Woohoo! Except, this means it's the final You Don't Know Jack episode. Aww. Did well, though. $23,300, 7/189. Jellyvision, the next version of Jack is almost sure to get some cash out of me, as the versions beforehand did as well back in the 90s. Best of luck to you! I am finishing and lookingSubmitted by Motherzucker on Mon, 2008-09-22 21:36.
I am finishing and looking at my original YDKJ baseball cap that I won back in the 90's, when there was that annoying Yahoo! yodel at the beginning. And I'm mourning. ~20k, 20th so far, not in the top ten, but very, very sad. Still, it was fun. Thanks, Jellyvision. Now sell me some stuff so that your interns can get paid, Cookie can go find Vanessa, and Nate can have his dearest elephant (whose name I forget) eat his peanuts. Yeah, peanuts. Really. You people are SICK to think otherwise. Which is why I love you and will miss you... Through the sea of comments,Submitted by CEEtheDinoman on Mon, 2008-09-22 21:39.
Through the sea of comments, perhaps you'll read mine . . . So long, farewell, auf weidersehen, good-bye . . . I'll miss you, but even though You Don't Know Jack has set, it will rise once again. *tear* Oh my goodness, seriously beautiful guys, and the ending . . . epic! I wish you all good luck creating the newest incarnation of YDKJ, maybe one that WWEFanRulz can't cheat! I am so seriously emotional, over a video game, wow. My sincerest thanks again. Goodbye, and may God bless, Thanx for all the fun andSubmitted by cooper on Mon, 2008-09-22 21:48.
Thanx for all the fun and laughs...you guys rule!!!! Went out with probably mySubmitted by jademyst on Mon, 2008-09-22 22:39.
Went out with probably my worst YDKJ score ever--$11,048, 98/201--but at least I can hold my head up high as one of the top 20 best total scores. Thanks for 100 awesome episodes, Jellyvision--and I'm looking forward to enjoying whatever your next endeavor will be. Do you know, I didn't evenSubmitted by NPLDart on Tue, 2008-09-23 02:44.
Do you know, I didn't even do well enough on my last game here to hear my name read out. (And thank you for not calling me "NippleDart".) (And of course, thank you, thank you, thank you, for offering up these games for free. May you find success wherever you go from here.) Best exit speech Cookie!Submitted by basticool on Tue, 2008-09-23 08:25.
Best exit speech Cookie! I'm from the Philippines and I love YDKJ! Yeah! Bring it back!!! I was totally destroyed thisSubmitted by jhohcable on Tue, 2008-09-23 09:20.
I was totally destroyed this entire game, AND the Jack Attack which I usually ace, but I was still satisfied by the ending. Yay! With my negative $16,000 score. :( How dare you tributing aSubmitted by WWEdeadman on Tue, 2008-09-23 10:55.
How dare you tributing a cheater? Anyway, let's hope for another 100.... someday at least. Wow, what an ending. Sad toSubmitted by danihod on Tue, 2008-09-23 13:49.
Wow, what an ending. Sad to see ya go! Jack Attack killed my score - $9204 You Don't Know Jack -Submitted by Johnboy on Tue, 2008-09-23 14:06.
You Don't Know Jack - Online what a trusted friend. week. for week. for week. $14,051. Dismal on theSubmitted by Captain Reynolds on Tue, 2008-09-23 16:39.
$14,051. Dismal on the questions, perfect on the Jack Attack. Now how am I gonna kill 40 minutes a week? :( Sad to see ya go YDKJ, but I have a feeling you'll be back soon :) *sniffle* Cookie, you madeSubmitted by mochaloca85 on Tue, 2008-09-23 16:58.
*sniffle* Cookie, you made me cry! Jellyvision, thanks for the last two years. It brought me back to my elementary days when my parents would call their friends over and have YDKJ tournaments. Good times. I salute you. Oh, and I end up in the Land of Mediocrity once again. A fitting end to the last game. Top 20 finish in this game,Submitted by sinusoidally on Wed, 2008-09-24 16:34.
Top 20 finish in this game, top 100 overall. Yay! It appears that consistent mediocrity and low expectations really do make your dreams come true! I'm totally telling this to my employer tomorrow before my fifth coffee break. Well Jellyvisionites, your evil scheme to hook cheapskates like myself on free internet trivia worked; you can add one more loyal fan to the New Jack Army. It'll be tough waiting for the new game . . . I think I'll have to fill up on mini-donuts and cotton candy and ride The Ride until I get woozy. Thanks to the Jack team and to all the posters here for making this so much fun. Oh, and I hope Cookie's long-suffering love for Vanessa gets requited some day. Poor guy . . . (I'm gonna miss the "VAAAAAANEEEEEEEESSA!"s, though.) Thank you guys, I willSubmitted by yellowmoon on Tue, 2008-09-23 23:13.
Thank you guys, I will sincerely miss playing this game. Wondeful job, thanks. so, are there three endings,Submitted by ThatDudeOverThere on Wed, 2008-09-24 12:46.
so, are there three endings, or did I miss one? I've counted four. I wasSubmitted by sinusoidally on Wed, 2008-09-24 22:24.
I've counted four. I was trying to get the ending someone mentioned upthread and found two separate ones along the way. Edit: make that five separate endings. Five times the awesome! I'm sure I speak for all ofSubmitted by Dixie on Wed, 2008-09-24 15:12.
I'm sure I speak for all of us (or...perhaps the drunken college subset) in saying that if Jellyvision ever needs an unpaid, underfed intern to get the games out any faster, sign us (me!) up. Godspeed. Thank you, Jellyvision, forSubmitted by Timberwolf on Thu, 2008-09-25 04:45.
Thank you, Jellyvision, for the 2+ years of entertainment here, plus all the games I've been enjoying over the past 10 years. I can't wait to see what you come up with next! Best of luck! 5 Stars for the outtro!Submitted by Nihat Hatipoglu on Thu, 2008-09-25 05:14.
5 Stars for the outtro! Nihat Hatipoglu Thanks guys for bringingSubmitted by Douge825 on Thu, 2008-09-25 14:45.
Thanks guys for bringing back YDKJ. Looking forward to the next version of what IMO is the greatest trivia videogame ever. Hope to be playing you guys again on PC or Wii or wherever you guys end up. Thanks! This Sucks I used to playSubmitted by kana2k on Thu, 2008-09-25 22:37.
This Sucks I used to play ydkj the netshow like 9 years ago, and was real depressed when they took it away and its been back all these years how the hell could I not know this?! And just when I do it's gone again?! WHYY It's Friday... and there'sSubmitted by 2049Live on Thu, 2008-09-25 23:27.
It's Friday... and there's no new Jack. Starting to really sink in now. :( Here's to a speedy release for the next version. Must have fix! But no fixSubmitted by Lirael on Thu, 2008-09-25 23:40.
Must have fix! But no fix available! Sinking in like giant boulder in pool of mud. Seconded on the wishes for a fast return. I thought for certain I hadSubmitted by triviallyinsane on Fri, 2008-09-26 00:00.
I thought for certain I had finally played all 100 episodes with scoring(meaning I played as a member), but I am still stuck on 99 games played. I've played episode 100 twice and somehow the ending this time was different from the first time I played it. That was a wonderful ending.Submitted by anivasion on Fri, 2008-09-26 23:03.
That was a wonderful ending. Thanks for giving me a smile tonight. I will be looking forward to the new release. You guys are hilarious and talented and....since you have been coming into my home via the lappy for the last 2 years, it feels like I know you guys. (took forever for me to sign up for an account though!) I know your comedy so I kind of know your personalities....you guys are fond of gassy humor right? ^_~ , and with Cookie's (Tom's) voice being the host (played my first YDKJ in college! holy crap!), it does kind of feel like we know you. Stay awesome you guys and when you release a date and title, I will be SURE to Digg you! From the former owner of TheSubmitted by Journ on Sat, 2008-09-27 18:26.
From the former owner of The Green Room @ www.YDKJ.org, thank you Jellyvision. Here's hoping that the game returns, and on Xbox Live! I'm 20 years old. I rememberSubmitted by TheGoldenboy on Sat, 2008-09-27 22:00.
I'm 20 years old. I remember when my dad brought home the original YDKJ game, which I still have to this day. It was the 1 thing we both enjoyed. I was too young to get all of the jokes then, but since then I've grown into a perverted, odd man. I'd like to thank Jack, Cookie & all the ppl @ Jellyvision for fucking me up so bad & making me the smartass I am today. P.S. I WASN'T IN THE OUTTRO?! THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT! I'll have to check the outroSubmitted by Game Keeper on Sun, 2008-09-28 13:32.
I'll have to check the outro when I get a better score... though I'm happy there's finally something for not getting most of the JA. I'm going to miss being like "Who said ____" *sigh* I also liked the DisOrDat though I don't remember the Pig on a motorcycle elsewhere. I remembered most of the rest (and even thought the laser eagle was in the "Save the cheerleader" question, so I accidentally got that right) i just found this game and iSubmitted by mzmonique on Mon, 2008-09-29 02:46.
i just found this game and i love it now i have to go back and watch all 100 episodes Tenkss ______________________Submitted by Fora on Wed, 2008-10-01 05:12.
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I am really going to miss this game. Here's hoping for a new full game soon, and thanks for the distraction from work. mrcontroversy.blogspot.com |
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5 Stars for the outtro!