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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Well, the company that makes Crayola crayons has changed its name. The new company name is... Crayola. See, the company’s real name has always been Binney & Smith Co. - aaaand if you knew that, draw yourself a little sea green star on your forehead, you crayon genius, you. Which brings us to today’s DisOrDat. I’m gonna read off seven names, and for each one, tell me if its # a current Crayola crayon color, or # an award-nominated porn movie (Tom, continue: from the 2007 Adult Video News Awards). If it’s % a crayon, # press 1. If it’s % a porno, # press 2. And to skip it, press 4. For each one you bag, you get 250 bucks. For each one you blow, you lose 250. And keep your eye on the cock... the clock. % You’ve got 30 seconds till the money shot. Let’s get it on. Questions: Goldenrod Banana Mania Babylon Pink Shocking Pink Raw Sienna Hard Candy
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
My guess? Find a minivanSubmitted by Wag on Tue, 2007-01-23 09:42.
My guess? Find a minivan with like 4 car seats in it, break into it, and breathe in. That weird smell behind the cookies and mcdonalds fries? Yep, soccer mom poonani. Very interesting oneSubmitted by JMChurch on Tue, 2007-01-23 16:04.
Very interesting one today! Amazing. I'd play it againSubmitted by Qale on Tue, 2007-01-23 17:56.
Amazing. I'd play it again if I didn't mind sloppy seconds. Hard Candy wasn't exactly aSubmitted by ranatalus on Tue, 2007-01-23 18:01.
Hard Candy wasn't exactly a porno, I find this oversight unacceptable. CHANGE YOUR WAYS, YDKJ. REPENT, FOR THE END IS NIGH. Hey, didn't stop ME fromSubmitted by MastiffPaul on Tue, 2007-01-23 21:23.
Hey, didn't stop ME from fappin' to it. I see. Great minds thinkSubmitted by ranatalus on Wed, 2007-01-24 00:28.
I see. Once on BrunchingSubmitted by jaschu on Tue, 2007-01-23 23:16.
Once on Brunching Shuttlecocks there was a test that was something like "My Little Pony or Porn Star?" I took it and got a zero. Yeah, ZERO. I despaired about getting through this one. Still, 5 out of 7 ain't bad. I miss Lore and hisSubmitted by Elvis Clooney on Thu, 2007-03-08 12:56.
I miss Lore and his Brunching Shuttlecocks page :`( That's what SHE said! wha??Submitted by insanimation on Wed, 2007-01-24 01:30.
That's what SHE said! wha?? Hard Candy? The suspenseSubmitted by Drew on Wed, 2007-01-24 08:52.
Hard Candy? The suspense thriller starring Ellen Page and Patrick Wilson? If that's what they're referring to, I say WTF? NOT A PORNO. This Dis or Dat made meSubmitted by tfrogger27 on Wed, 2007-01-24 13:53.
This Dis or Dat made me cry... diamonds! Who came up with a beaverSubmitted by Game Keeper on Wed, 2007-01-24 23:21.
Who came up with a beaver crayon anyways? Did they run out of brown names like "Raw Sienna"? Beaver is generally a shadeSubmitted by Kelsonk on Thu, 2007-01-25 00:03.
Beaver is generally a shade of pink. You guys rock! Come back toSubmitted by dlindahl on Sun, 2007-01-28 23:03.
You guys rock! Come back to Chicago! I DON'T want to see "Beaver"Submitted by ElNarez on Sat, 2007-02-03 07:48.
I DON'T want to see "Beaver" as a porno. No one does. I want to be graded on aSubmitted by IveSeenItAllBefore on Mon, 2007-02-05 18:27.
I want to be graded on a nice sexy curve! funny as hell, good game,Submitted by Jack Schitt on Wed, 2007-02-07 16:23.
funny as hell, good game, this game thing is forming up nicely, scoring is cool. somehow daily score posting would be great to certify that peeps who do actually score large would have a cert of it.... just thinking.... I have never even SEEN aSubmitted by vynn007 on Wed, 2007-02-14 17:47.
I have never even SEEN a porno...nor have I uhhh...used a crayon. Crayons, unlike thisSubmitted by dododummy on Sat, 2007-02-17 22:19.
Crayons, unlike this DisOrDat, DONT have any flavor....I should know....... OK,,why cant I playSubmitted by missyleabea on Sat, 2007-02-24 15:56.
OK,,why cant I play anything??? I hit "play"...it says DIS OR DAT with the date..then that is it? AM I STUPID? or just not seeing something? I can't see anything either,Submitted by Sed8ed on Thu, 2007-03-01 17:28.
I can't see anything either, so it's not you! In case you either have anSubmitted by videogamer810 on Wed, 2007-05-30 15:58.
In case you either have an easily bruised ego, or are just too lazy, here are all of Cookie's responses when the tally of correct answers you gave pops up. 7: "Well color me Neon Carrot! I'm gonna put your score up on the refrigerator!" 37/3,594!!! Yeah, I don'tSubmitted by Jeff Paine on Sat, 2007-09-01 17:36.
37/3,594!!! Yeah, I don't think I'll ever do that good again EDIT: Damn it, I must have played this one before and forgot about it >:( beaver? who knew? rawSubmitted by lcmmonroe on Mon, 2007-10-29 21:02.
beaver? who knew? raw sienna? should i color with them ,smell them or try for down time with them i got my crayons and pornSubmitted by jack daddy on Fri, 2008-02-29 22:39.
i got my crayons and porn mixed up...will be p**ping rainbows. |
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BEAVER crayons ! I wonder
BEAVER crayons !
I wonder what they smell like ?