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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, March 5, 2007
Jack is back. No, not that one. Unless you're thinking about us, then yes.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Okay... uh... what were we going to talk about? Sorry, I was out way late last night. Oh yeah... A new study claims that Friday is the least productive day of the work week. And apparently Tuesday is the most productive day. That’s definitely true around here. Well, except for the Tuesday part. But yeah... I barely get anything done on Fridays. [silence] Nate: Uh... Cookie, are you going to do the Dis or Dat? Cookie: The what? Oh... crap. The Dis or Dat! Uh... okay... no problem... I’m going to... uh... list off seven things and for each I want you to tell me if it’s... uh... you know # something, or if it’s, like, # something else. That’s how we do this right? So, if it’s % something # press 1. And if it’s % something else # press 2. And I’ll just decide if you’re right. If it’s all too much work for you can skip it by # pressing 4. If you get it right I’ll give you something I guess. % And if it’s wrong blah blah blah. % Let’s do this fast because I’m going to take a nap in about 30 seconds. % Okay, I guess we should do... something... now.... go. Questions: a... uh... fish um... adjectives that... uh... that show Dexter oh, oh... that movie with that one dude, you know which one I’m talking about uh... microphone those foot pad things that suck the toxins out of your body while you sleep
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Joke Police, arrest thisSubmitted by apeminkie on Fri, 2008-02-15 00:11.
Joke Police, arrest this child. Oh, and Score Police...canSubmitted by apeminkie on Fri, 2008-02-15 00:21.
Oh, and Score Police...can you please ban this fundament face? "you're" ... but thanks forSubmitted by LemurGuy on Fri, 2008-02-15 04:42.
"you're" ... but thanks for playing. You correct "your" but yetSubmitted by dj HaQ on Fri, 2008-02-15 08:56.
You correct "your" but yet not "retarted." Funny. Good Lord, people. I KNOW.Submitted by tlhinman on Fri, 2008-02-15 10:43.
Good Lord, people. I KNOW. You have displayed the same failure at humor as YDKJRulz; congratulations. Um hmmm... but you missedSubmitted by witeowl on Mon, 2008-02-18 17:59.
Um hmmm... but you missed "thats" and "definitly". It's hard being a know-it-all grammar nazi, ain't it? Best. DisOrDat. Ever! I'mSubmitted by Umandsf on Fri, 2008-02-15 00:15.
Best. DisOrDat. Ever! I'm actually proud of my 3/2 because I couldn't stop laughing! Yeah aced the Dis or DatSubmitted by YDKJRulz on Fri, 2008-02-15 00:18.
Yeah aced the Dis or Dat even though it was kind of tough. Score: $4104 ranking: 1/4....for now. Maybe Tuesday's Dis or Dat will be much, much better. Yeah I got them all right. I think that Cookie had too much fun last night am I right people? To me I think that sleeping on the job can get you in a heap of trouble. Dear YDKJRulz, Hi! How are you? That's great! We just wanted to let you know that with your most recent perfect score (and on an entirely random DisOrDat at that) you have now become the total BEST YOU DON'T KNOW JACK PLAYER OF ALL TIME! Congratulations! We don't know how you did it, but what it means is that you are totally awesome. As a gift for achieving this goal of becoming the BEST YOU DON'T KNOW JACK PLAYER OF ALL TIME (surpassing SueEllen Horstmeyer of Omaha, Nebraska, age 89), we've given you a super special new password. Good luck figuring it out! If you do, we think it will be a catharsis. And congratulations again! - Jellyvision If you think "sleeping onSubmitted by apeminkie on Fri, 2008-02-15 00:23.
If you think "sleeping on the job can get you in a heap of trouble," what do you think BLATANT CHEATING will do to you, other than get you ridicule not defended by the high orders of this website? This is what I noticed everSubmitted by geetarcharlie17 on Fri, 2008-02-15 00:28.
This is what I noticed ever since he started playing. He does not know jack about true scoring. If there's anything I wantSubmitted by apeminkie on Fri, 2008-02-15 00:40.
If there's anything I want for Christmas... This better be the DisOrDat that weeds out the unfair players and the true players, where the unfair players will be perma-banned! Where will blatant cheatingSubmitted by Angst on Fri, 2008-02-15 01:56.
Where will blatant cheating get you? You mean APART from elected to a position in high-civil-office? (Which pays far more than I'll ever see in real or virtual JV-dollars.) * sigh * Actually, this Dis or DatSubmitted by arjei on Fri, 2008-02-15 01:00.
Actually, this Dis or Dat was probably posted to catch the cheaters on the site, because there's no way to 7 out of 7 it without cheating. (Unless you're extremely lucky. Even then, definitively not in under 6 and a half seconds.) So congratulations YDKJRulz! You've just been caught cheating. May the banhammer of Nate find it's mark upon your head. Also, if you're so into posting how well you do on YDKJ, why don't post where you're at on the ÜberBoard... Oh wait. You're stuck in the mid to high mediocrity that is page 4. Maybe one day you can play fair and catch up to the people who don't have to click back a few pages to see their name, instead of trying to prove how big your "score" is. -RJ, who doesn't cheat yet is currently #30 on the ÜberBoard. (Edit: Hey, I went up three spots! That's what I get for not playing for a week. ;p) I dunno. Admittedly, it's aSubmitted by NPLDart on Fri, 2008-02-15 10:52.
I dunno. Admittedly, it's a *really* unlikely proposition to get seven for seven here. But once you've decided that it is random, why not just hammer on the keys to get it over with? Asks the guy who got three out of seven and used up half the clock. :-P Just so everyone knows: YourSubmitted by shma on Sat, 2008-02-16 12:50.
Just so everyone knows: Your odds of getting 0/7 right: 1/128 (.8%) So, assclown, you managed toSubmitted by Ouroboros0427 on Fri, 2008-02-15 01:31.
So, assclown, you managed to ace 7 COMPLETELY arbitrary answers on the first try, huh? Do you give lessons in Clairvoyance/Telepathy? You are obviously a master in both. I can pay in YDKJ dollars, if you wish. I can't give up my honesty/integrity dollars, though...I'm still using those, and you obviously have no need for that currency. See you tomorrow, assclown. Agree totally. I would beSubmitted by njeyeguy on Fri, 2008-02-15 05:59.
Agree totally. I would be worried Nate's going to come after me and shove chicken fingers up my arse. 1/7 today. I don't think I was fully awake for this one. Hilarious, though. Man. Assuming at least 128Submitted by LaserGhost on Fri, 2008-02-15 06:24.
Man. Assuming at least 128 people play this one, I'd be more surprised is nobody got a perfect score. Guy got frickin' lucky. Guess you haven't noticed,Submitted by TechnoPops on Fri, 2008-02-15 18:53.
Guess you haven't noticed, but if you want to know why Ouroboros0427 is so pissed, check YDKJRulz's score history, sort it by date, and then look at how he's done on DoD's since December 26 of last year. And THEN check the comments he's posted on each one since January 9. Dear Jellyvision: I knewSubmitted by TriptychR on Fri, 2008-02-15 01:47.
Dear Jellyvision: I knew there was some sort of special reason to stay up tonight and I believe I just found it. Kudos to you, sirs and madams! -TriptychR "we've given you a superSubmitted by furrykef on Fri, 2008-02-15 05:29.
"we've given you a super special new password. Good luck figuring it out!" Oh my God. I busted up laughing. Ding dong the assclown'sSubmitted by megasoikia on Fri, 2008-02-15 11:15.
Ding dong the assclown's dead, or at least banished. Best Day EVER! Reading that post just makesSubmitted by TechnoPops on Fri, 2008-02-15 18:30.
Reading that post just makes me want to say one thing: I heart you, Jellyvision. (stands and applauds) (headsSubmitted by MSTieScott on Fri, 2008-02-15 19:10.
(stands and applauds) (heads off to DoNATE -- totally worth it) MSTiesScott--- I don't knowSubmitted by njeyeguy on Fri, 2008-02-15 20:47.
MSTiesScott--- I don't know why I didn't notice sooner. Another MST3K fan. Good to see it's not just me left who still dreams the show is still coming back. Thank God for YDKJ. Although you could never substitute. Good to see someone else still keeping the faith. Same. Slowly collecting theSubmitted by tlhinman on Sat, 2008-02-16 11:01.
Same. Slowly collecting the box sets. One of my hobbies is losing eBay auctions for Volume 9. Given that these pages areSubmitted by ekweizn on Sat, 2008-02-16 01:56.
Given that these pages are still labeled "BETA", I wouldn't get on YDKJRulz so hard for cheating; I would think that, if this really were a beta version of YDKJ, the onus should be on Jellyvision to close the loophole once it's obvious what the loophole is. Didn't the old YDKJ Netshow somehow force you to log your score after your first play-through of any part of an episode? I seem to remember this being a problem back when internet connections got interrupted much more often--stupid dial-up messing up my 90's YDKJ Netshow fix. Or, is this kind of setup just not implementable in Flash? If so, I blame Vanessa. And catharses. There is no way to close theSubmitted by furrykef on Sat, 2008-02-16 03:01.
There is no way to close the loophole. All you have to do is get the correct answers, and connect from an IP address and user account that hasn't played the DoD in question already. It would be impossible to keep people from doing that. I would think that it wouldSubmitted by ekweizn on Sun, 2008-02-17 02:49.
I would think that it would be possible to at least close the IP loophole...i.e. keep someone from playing through to the end of the episode/DOD and restarting before the score is recorded prior to playing again for a record. Ah...thank you,Submitted by adayinthelyfe on Sat, 2008-02-16 18:25.
Ah...thank you, Jellyvision! It's not so much that he's cheating - it's the bragging about the cheating. I won't miss that, not at all! And: this was one of the best Dis or Dats ever. Thanks, guys! Nothing I can say can beatSubmitted by CEEtheDinoman on Sat, 2008-02-16 21:42.
Nothing I can say can beat the pure awesomeness of this . . . I joined today 'cause I'd been procrastinating long enough, and this was a sign. You'd think someone smart enough to figure out how to cheat would figure out how unlikely a perfect score was . . . Enough talk of him, his reign of annoyance has now ended. SueEllen, best of luck for your climb once again to the top. Final comment, Tuesday's DoD _will_ be much better; now with 100% less YDKJRulz and all the same flavour! iTunes, let's end with some music. Weird Al's "You're Pitiful", that's a good choice! Best. Moderator. Reply.Submitted by fribble on Sun, 2008-02-17 15:34.
Best. Moderator. Reply. EVAR! :D After my initial LEGITIMATESubmitted by yadumey on Tue, 2008-02-19 16:35.
After my initial LEGITIMATE score of Craptastic, I found out that, once you know the numbers, the game holds you back by 4 seconds. That means, get one right, hold the next answer down, soon as that one's confirmed, next one down, and so on. $4,350 is THE absolute perfect score one can attain. Shame on YDKJRulz, couldn't even get the ultrasuperspecial gift on a perfect score. Bah, 14/16. Well that wasSubmitted by dvandersluis on Fri, 2008-02-15 00:34.
Bah, 14/16. Well that was completely arbitrary. But hilarious :) 15/19. Awwhright...orSubmitted by Dixie on Fri, 2008-02-15 00:53.
15/19. Awwhright...or something. I think Cookie should be the one to reinstate naptime around the office (or higher education facilities. Why not a class? Learn to powernap -correctly!-) Go. ;D Excellent DisorDat :D :D :DSubmitted by JaysonAych on Fri, 2008-02-15 01:36.
Excellent DisorDat :D :D :D 6/7 for the highestSubmitted by tlhinman on Fri, 2008-02-15 01:42.
6/7 for the highest non-cheating score so far. (Really, I swear; just look at my Wednesday result for proof of my standard of mediocrity.) File that under "how the hell did I do that"? I think I love you guys.Submitted by Nentikobe on Fri, 2008-02-15 01:44.
I think I love you guys. Thanks Jellyvision, I'm still laughing. 4/7, I am so proud. ;) I was horrified to see I'm on the fake winnings board (and on the first page at that!) not sure why, but at least its an honest score, I've never taken something again (save once when it crapped out on question 6) that I recall... We're all on the fakeSubmitted by wisco teach on Fri, 2008-02-15 07:24.
We're all on the fake winnings board - they're not giving us real money. Don't worry! That was brilliant you guys.Submitted by KingErroenous on Fri, 2008-02-15 01:45.
That was brilliant you guys. Extra grande double power lattes for everybody. Hilarious as all hell (ISubmitted by Lemming on Fri, 2008-02-15 02:53.
Hilarious as all hell (I still can't believe I waited around for Cookie to wake up afterwards), but definitely one of the hardest DoDs I've ever encountered. Huzzah for randomness! Six out of seven correct...Submitted by Sinistro on Fri, 2008-02-15 03:04.
Six out of seven correct... I must be quite lucky. Until the second to last item, I was thinking either answer would be taken as correct because Cookie wanted to get it over with, then came a "wrong" choice and I was surprised again. Very original DisOrDat, but potentially unfair. A perfect zero-for-7! ISubmitted by paulshrug on Fri, 2008-02-15 03:44.
A perfect zero-for-7! I RULE! Damn. You raped this DoD...Submitted by dj HaQ on Sat, 2008-02-16 10:15.
Damn. You raped this DoD... except the wrong way. Good job! I enjoyed this one. EvenSubmitted by Autismmom on Fri, 2008-02-15 04:48.
I enjoyed this one. Even though I only got four right. Yay for Friday's :) The only thing that wouldSubmitted by Lirael on Fri, 2008-02-15 06:05.
The only thing that would have made that more perfect would have been a both. (And I don't say that every day.) That would have torn a holeSubmitted by Ouroboros0427 on Sat, 2008-02-16 03:35.
That would have torn a hole in the space-time continuum. |
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