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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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With all the war and violence in the news, let us turn to recreation and leisure for a moment... We have a new Ultimate Fighting Champion! GRRRRRR! Quentin “Rampage” Jackson defeated the favorite Chuck Liddell last weekend in Vegas. Ultimate Fighting is like a cross between boxing, martial arts, and whacking Nancy Kerrigan’s knees with a crowbar. Senator John McCain calls it human cockfighting. Chickens love the idea and hope it becomes very popular. So, I’m going to reel off seven names. For each one, tell me if it’s you think it’s... # an official foul in Ultimate Fighting, or... # a town in Texas. If it’s... % an Ultimate Fighting Foul, # press 1. If it’s... % a Texas town, # press 2. To skip it and take a swing later, press 4. The purse for each right answer is 250 bucks. Let one knock you to the mat and you lose 250. Answer all of them before... % that bell rings, and you take home even more. Now come out swinging! Questions: Cut and Shoot Fish Hook Bug Tussle Head Butt Shorts Hold Flesh Pinch
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
2/5 - I'm celebrating whileSubmitted by Nentikobe on Wed, 2007-05-30 23:19.
2/5 - I'm celebrating while it lasts ;) 5/4 ? Huh? This is what ISubmitted by higgy4 on Wed, 2007-05-30 23:19.
5/4 ? Huh? This is what I get for getting 5 out of 7 correct? 10/9. Goddamnit, screwedSubmitted by Spanky McSpankerson on Wed, 2007-05-30 23:35.
10/9. Goddamnit, screwed over by Texas once again. 5/14. Pooted the first twoSubmitted by fruitbat on Wed, 2007-05-30 23:47.
5/14. Pooted the first two and thought this was going to be bad, but the ship righted. Texas is perhaps not as weird as I think--at least in place names. I think my head-size wentSubmitted by Angst on Thu, 2007-05-31 00:16.
I think my head-size went down a notch on that Dis-or-Dat. Where can I get a 9-Gallon hat? Wow...that was a randomSubmitted by Zylina on Thu, 2007-05-31 00:23.
Wow...that was a random pairing. I liked it! Didn't do too well, but I liked it! As a Michigander, I figuredSubmitted by CaptainSpam on Thu, 2007-05-31 02:11.
As a Michigander, I figured there'd be payback for the "Star Trek planets or Michigan cities" DisOrDat a while back. 5 for 7, though. 19/56. A score of 2/7... like ISubmitted by MowDownJoe on Thu, 2007-05-31 04:31.
A score of 2/7... like I care. Well, despite not living inSubmitted by videogamer810 on Thu, 2007-05-31 06:15.
Well, despite not living in Texas, I managed to deduce most of the answers by asking myself if it sounded "fighting-like" or not. Got 6 out of 7 I knew I shouldn't have said "Flesh Pinch" was a Texas town. Fruitbat: right there withSubmitted by DrChuck on Thu, 2007-05-31 06:52.
Fruitbat: right there with you. I was REALLY getting freaked out by the first two. Videogamer810: it's time. Especially on high-scorers like this one, your position on the leaderboard comes down to how quickly you get through. I went only 5/7, but I landed @2834 and 37/105 because I was able to get through in under 10 seconds. (I'm still trying to get under 7.5 seconds in hopes of actually breaking that magical $4,000 barrier. I honestly don't know how you do it without cheating. I mean, seriously.) If you don't count aSubmitted by ceemonkey on Thu, 2007-05-31 17:06.
If you don't count a slow(er) computer as cheating, then that's the key. I've not been able to break the $4k barrier on my iMac G5 (even when I get 7/7), but I can do it on my iBook G4—and honestly, too. Obviously, you can't waste time listening to Cookie rattle off the choices verbally. You need to be able to scan the selection and use those lightning-fast reflexes to answer almost instantaneously as they pop up.
4/7, 119/173 Ayup. IfSubmitted by TriptychR on Thu, 2007-05-31 10:07.
4/7, 119/173 Ayup. If there's anything this nerdy, rural Western New Yorker knows about, it's prizefighting and Texas. 6/7, 38/177 - And I've neverSubmitted by Devinoch on Thu, 2007-05-31 10:19.
6/7, 38/177 - And I've never been anywhere in Texas but an airport, nor have I been an Ultimate Fighting Champion... today. So sayeth the Devinoch. oh crap 1 out of 7 that'sSubmitted by ThatDudeOverThere on Thu, 2007-05-31 11:17.
oh crap 1 out of 7 that's the worst I've ever done on one of these 2/199...guess I know Texas,Submitted by snowed in on Thu, 2007-05-31 11:31.
2/199...guess I know Texas, 'cos I've never watched ultimate fighting. I did scarily well on that.Submitted by dangerousnerd on Thu, 2007-05-31 14:44.
I did scarily well on that. Never been to Texas and think Ultimate Fighting is a sign of the downfall of American culture. Hmm... Yes! 1/288! I missed aSubmitted by bando26 on Thu, 2007-05-31 17:56.
Yes! 1/288! I missed a few, but I'm not too experienced with Texas or Ultimate Fighting. Oh, whoops, did I say 1/288?Submitted by bando26 on Thu, 2007-05-31 17:57.
Oh, whoops, did I say 1/288? I meant 250/288. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. 5 out of 7. I don't know howSubmitted by DoctorW on Thu, 2007-05-31 19:46.
5 out of 7. I don't know how that happened. I've no interest in UFC and I'm not too crazy about Texas, either. God Bless Tex...well, maybeSubmitted by vynn007 on Thu, 2007-05-31 21:26.
God Bless Tex...well, maybe not. MMA is a good rising sport.Submitted by Haruhifan on Fri, 2007-06-01 08:40.
MMA is a good rising sport. McCain is just a big hypocrite usually anyways who can't argue his way properly. Reminds me of Senator Lieberman and that idiot lawyer John Thompson on video games. But I digress as this was fun as usual, if the picture was a bit disturbing too. And honestly folks, MMA (mixed martial arts) is like boxing with more options and organized well by groups like UFC, Pride (in Japan, now UFC owned), IFL and many more. Give it a look for info at http://www.thefightnetwork.com (I don't give links usually as I'm not sure what policy is on it here but I feel best to educate those in this since I do follow it decently well). Take care! Don't you forget about me...I need to go find more anime now... Seems Jellyvision isn't sureSubmitted by ceemonkey on Fri, 2007-06-01 09:18.
Seems Jellyvision isn't sure about the policy either. The site is still young, and it's still being shaped. IMO, at this stage, it's best to err on the side of pushing the envelope. That way we can determine the boundaries.
Cookie, just so you know,Submitted by showofhands on Fri, 2007-06-01 10:50.
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