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Monday, September 22, 2008 
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Monday, September 22, 2008
A big, fat load of Jack. (No seriously, it might be a large load. Please be patient.)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007 
A DisOrDat walking against a heavy wind.
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Well it’s happened again... It’s Valentines Day. And guess who’s alone? Me. Totally alone. Vanessa and I HAD plans to get together and maybe talk about giving it another shot, so I made her this mix tape amd bought a bunch of candy and rented a bunch of romantic movies... and then she canceled. Via text message. Well you know what!? I’m going to eat all this candy [as if talking while shoveling candy into mouth] and I’m going to watch Sleepless in Seattle by myself and it’s going to be awesome! I don’t need you Vannessa! I’m fine without you sweet beautiful radiant Vannessa! So, I’m going to read off seven phrases. And for each one, I want you to tell me if it’s # one of VH1’S 100 Greatest Love Songs - which I put on my mix tape or # a Meg Ryan movie I rented. If it’s one a % top 100 love song, # press 1. If it’s % Meg Ryan film # press 2. To skip, press 4. Each one you get right grabs you 250 bucks.% Each one you miss leaves you utterly alone. % And don’t forget the clock. % Answer quickly for more bonus cash. Let’s do this! Questions: Crazy for You Addicted to Love French Kiss Here and Now When a Man Loves a Woman Love Bites
Moose. Floppy nose moose.
Damn it, I was this close toSubmitted by adayinthelyfe on Thu, 2008-02-14 07:20.
Damn it, I was this close to beating YDKJRulz (and no, I didn't cheat - trust me, I never do this well, look at my stats!) Question: Does anyone else play YDKJ on a Mac? I do, and it always seems to be weirdly lagging. I never realized it til I played on a PC - huge difference! I play it on both (dependingSubmitted by insanewriters on Mon, 2008-02-18 14:11.
I play it on both (depending on where I am) and I don't have any trouble. Cookie won't be the only oneSubmitted by megasoikia on Thu, 2008-02-14 15:37.
Cookie won't be the only one not getting laid tonight. I'm guessing assclowns cheat on their significant other (be it dog, tree, or robot) just like they do on a DisOrDat. Showin' you no love on this Valentine's Day, Agreeably girly, thereforeSubmitted by Lirael on Thu, 2008-02-14 01:16.
Agreeably girly, therefore the first 7/7 I've got for a while. Yes. Yes, yes. Ditto. ISubmitted by sinusoidally on Fri, 2008-02-15 01:03.
Yes. Yes, yes. Ditto. I found some catharsis in Cookie's melodrama, although watching that turtle loop for so long has permanently scarred my brain. 61/62? Who's the bastardSubmitted by ybot on Thu, 2008-02-14 06:53.
61/62? Who's the bastard that did worse than me?!? Why? What you gonna do ifSubmitted by Angst on Thu, 2008-02-14 07:01.
Why? What you gonna do if you find him? BEAT him? (No, wait, you already did that!) ;) 42/104 - Painfully in theSubmitted by Devinoch on Thu, 2008-02-14 10:43.
42/104 - Painfully in the middle, like much of life. Being in the middle could be good on a day like today, if it was, say, the middle of Scarlet Johanson and Natalie Portman. Alas, however, like Cookie, I have a day to myself. Such is life. Cookie - yer better offSubmitted by cooper on Thu, 2008-02-14 11:28.
Cookie - yer better off alone dude.... So has she been in any otherSubmitted by Game Keeper on Thu, 2008-02-14 11:48.
So has she been in any other YDKJ episodes I missed? Cookies last love was the tech lady, right? 23/126. 6/7. $3172. A decentSubmitted by retroman28 on Thu, 2008-02-14 12:48.
23/126. 6/7. $3172. A decent ranking today. woohoo...how appropriate forSubmitted by xphile1002 on Thu, 2008-02-14 13:36.
woohoo...how appropriate for Valentine's Day...I'm number 69 in the ranking... Cookie, leave her ass.Submitted by Xeneizes on Thu, 2008-02-14 19:23.
Cookie, leave her ass. You've got better things to do in life, like host a mildly popular trivia game show. We'd be lost without you, Cookie. You don't need her. We need you! I'm sure someone from theSubmitted by xSmootx on Thu, 2008-02-14 21:28.
I'm sure someone from the The 5th Wheel show is still single ;-) Cooki maybe Nate needs someSubmitted by jon_longhorn83 on Thu, 2008-02-14 21:31.
Cooki maybe Nate needs some loving too? Hey he can help ya eat that candy and can cry with ya while watching Sleepless in Seattle (which absolutly sucked) anywho I am about to get laid so take it ez dude! 7/7 But I wish I could readSubmitted by GojiraHawk on Thu, 2008-02-14 21:57.
7/7 But I wish I could read the questions faster :( Cookie, you're so right.Submitted by WWEdeadman on Fri, 2008-02-15 07:57.
Cookie, you're so right. Valentinesday is the fuc*ing worst day in the year. five stars for the turtlesSubmitted by YakMeister on Fri, 2008-02-15 09:57.
five stars for the turtles with the time-lapse speed up. that was awesome. Those turtles have seen moreSubmitted by BRBTheFireball on Mon, 2008-03-31 12:03.
Those turtles have seen more action than I have in the last 3 1/2 years. Of course, it will otoSubmitted by bayram on Fri, 2008-11-14 04:47.
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Hey Cookie if you are reading this, dude, try speed dating, lol. I like how that turtle is humping the other one. That is SO wrong on so many levels but hey it's Valentine's Day. Yeah I did really well & Cookie is happy for me. I hope ALL you people found love in all the right places. Score: $4098 ranking: 1/5 since this was a kind of easy/simple Dis or Dat.